Ranch!

[Fat Freddy]

"Hello, mister RANCH? It's me, Mister Squirrel...just a harmless woodland creature, not a plastic explosive or anything..."

[metalmaniac777]

"I'm too old for this Ranch!"

[Fat Freddy]

Up in RANCH

That's where my money goes

Up in RANCH or in my veins or up my nose

When life becomes a joke I just take a toke

and all my troubles go up in RANCH

[aMetalhead1966]

Don't Ranch up in here Pal.

[metalmaniac777]

"Get that Ranch off my lawn!"

[Fat Freddy]

"If you were an ice cream flavor... you'd be pralines and RANCH."

[aMetalhead1966]

Ranch Women don't ya know your

driving me INSANEEEEEEE

 

Where You get the Ranch to Live

Get's right to my brainnnn

[metalmaniac777]

"Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a Ranch tooth tonight!"

[Chris]

"Luke.....I am your RANCH!!"

[Fat Freddy]

"All right you primitive RANCH heads, listen up! See this? This is my RANCH stick!"

[metalmaniac777]

"To deny our own Ranch is to deny the very thing that makes us human."

[Fat Freddy]

Been a while since we had us a good ol'fashioned

 

RANCH

 

Up in this piece!!!

[aMetalhead1966]

Eric Brittingham Invented Ranch for his own pleasure

[Li§a]

Eric Brittingham Invented Ranch for his own pleasure

 

The Bunny Ranch?

[aMetalhead1966]

Eric Brittingham Invented Ranch for his own pleasure

 

The Bunny Ranch?

was there ever any doubt

[Jez]

Eric Brittingham Invented Ranch for his own pleasure

 

The Bunny Ranch?

was there ever any doubt

 

Is that the place in the desert where you guys farm little furry, fluffy, cute little bunny rabbits and people pay to have sex with them?. You lot are odd!

[Chris]

Eric Brittingham Invented Ranch for his own pleasure

 

The Bunny Ranch?

was there ever any doubt

 

Is that the place in the desert where you guys farm little furry, fluffy, cute little bunny rabbits and people pay to have sex with them?. You lot are odd!

That would be it!! Some are hairy, some are shaved...

[Fat Freddy]

The RANCH made Heavy Metal

And he saw that it was good

He said to make it louder than RANCH

And we promised that we would

When losers say RANCH is over with

You know that it's a lie

Because the RANCH made Heavy Metal

And it's never gonna die!

[rob62972]

The RANCH made Heavy Metal

And he saw that it was good

He said to make it louder than RANCH

And we promised that we would

When losers say RANCH is over with

You know that it's a lie

Because the RANCH made Heavy Metal

And it's never gonna die!

Ranch On Keef!!

[Fat Freddy]

You say your RANCH is so grand

We don't believe a word you say

Your RANCH ain't on the ground

You let your RANCH just slip away

You're so uncertain of your body and your RANCH

The promises you make, your RANCH goes blank and then you lose control...

So practice what you RANCH

Practice what you RANCH (RANCH!)

[aMetalhead1966]

You say your RANCH is so grand

We don't believe a word you say

Your RANCH ain't on the ground

You let your RANCH just slip away

You're so uncertain of your body and your RANCH

The promises you make, your RANCH goes blank and then you lose control...

So practice what you RANCH

Practice what you RANCH (RANCH!)

RANCH ON Keef..Again!!!!!

[Chris]

Got Ranch??

[Fat Freddy]

Many many years ago on a distant shore

The RANCH it gathered secretly behind a hidden door

RANCH traveled long, it traveled far, RANCH into the night

Yes, RANCH is the place they've chosen... to build a RANCH site...

Metal RANCH will find you, can't go very far

Metal RANCH inside you, it knows just who you are, whooo you aaaaaaarrrrre....

[aMetalhead1966]

Many many years ago on a distant shore

The RANCH it gathered secretly behind a hidden door

RANCH traveled long, it traveled far, RANCH into the night

Yes, RANCH is the place they've chosen... to build a RANCH site...

Metal RANCH will find you, can't go very far

Metal RANCH inside you, it knows just who you are, whooo you aaaaaaarrrrre....

...Classic!!!

Great One Keef!!!!!

[Fat Freddy]

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible RANCH

He pulls the spitting high-tension wires down

Helpless people on subway trains

Scream to RANCH as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down

As he heads with a RANCH to the center of town

Whoa no, there goes Tokyo

Go Go RANCHzilla

Woo!

Whoa no, they say he's got to go

Go Go RANCHZILLA

Wooo!