Ranch!

[metalmaniac777]

Here I am, I bought the wrong ranch again

It's just a game I just can't win

There it is, drippin' soft on my skin

Still it won't let me in

 

Why save your ranchin' for a rainy day

Baby let the moment take your ranch away

 

Have you ever needed some ranch so bad, yeah

Have you ever wanted some ranch

You just couldn't have

Did you ever try so hard

That your world just fell apart

Have you ever needed some ranch so bad

And you're the ranch I gotta have

I gotta have you, ranch

[Fat Freddy]

Here RANCH comes

I never get enough of that

RANCH Action

Babe you know, wherever she goes she got it

RANCH Action

R-A-N-C-H - I know who's next!

RANCH Action!

[Dark Star]

JUST watched the Iron Maiden "Live After Death" DVD SO....

 

RANCH to the Hills!!!!

RANCH for your Liiiiiiiiife......

RANCH to the Hills....

RANCH for you Life.......

[Fat Freddy]

JUST watched the Iron Maiden "Live After Death" DVD SO....

 

RANCH to the Hills!!!!

RANCH for your Liiiiiiiiife......

RANCH to the Hills....

RANCH for you Life.......

 

 

 

"Play it RANCH, don't play it low

Blow your speakers... with RANCH and ROLL!"

[Dark Star]

JUST watched the Iron Maiden "Live After Death" DVD SO....

 

RANCH to the Hills!!!!

RANCH for your Liiiiiiiiife......

RANCH to the Hills....

RANCH for you Life.......

 

 

 

"Play it RANCH, don't play it low

Blow your speakers... with RANCH and ROLL!"

 

 

Wow NO bukkake reference with the Manowar reference.....

 

THANK YOU.......

[Fat Freddy]

JUST watched the Iron Maiden "Live After Death" DVD SO....

 

RANCH to the Hills!!!!

RANCH for your Liiiiiiiiife......

RANCH to the Hills....

RANCH for you Life.......

 

 

 

"Play it RANCH, don't play it low

Blow your speakers... with RANCH and ROLL!"

 

 

Wow NO bukkake reference with the Manowar reference.....

 

THANK YOU.......

 

 

Meanwhile, everyone else will scratch their heads and wonder what you're talking about... then decide they're probably better off not knowing...

[metalmaniac777]

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get ranched

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get ranched

Let's go all the way, get ranch night and day

C'mon, let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get ranched

[Fat Freddy]

It's not RANCH that left you standing

It's not RANCH that left you cold

It's not RANCH misunderstanding

Only a mistake, there's nothing left to RANCH

 

RANCH baby RANCH

Did you make me let you RANCH and leave me so lonely?

RANCH baby RANCH

Did you have to hold on when you know its not RANCH anymore??

[metalmaniac777]

Heaven is a ranch I know so well

It makes me feel good when I feel like hell

Heaven is some ranch that I've got to have

And ranch makes me feel better when I'm feelin' bad

[aMetalhead1966]

In the beginning

Back in nineteen fifty-five

Man didn't know about the Salad rule

And all that jive

The white man had some French

The black man had none to use

No one knew what they was gonna do

But Hidden Valley had the news

They said -

"Let there be lettuce", and there was lettuce

"Let there be cress", and there was cress

"Let there be tomatoes", and there was tomatoes

"Let there be clery", and there was clery

"Let there be RANCH"

And it came to pass

That a Great flavour was born

All across the land every grocery man

Was selling up a storm

The Dressing got famous

And Hidden Valley got rich

And in every where there was a salad bar

With a seven year itch

There were fifteen million forks

Shoveling salads away

And you could hear the people eating

And this is what they had to say

"Let there be lettuce"

"cress"

"tomatoes"

"clery"

"Let there be RANCH"

One night in a diner called `The Salad Land'

That had ninety-two different brands

The Ranch was good and the chewing was loud

And the Waiter turned and he said to the crowd -

"Let there be RANCH"

[Fat Freddy]

In the beginning

Back in nineteen fifty-five

Man didn't know about the Salad rule

And all that jive

The white man had some French

The black man had none to use

No one knew what they was gonna do

But Hidden Valley had the news

They said -

"Let there be lettuce", and there was lettuce

"Let there be cress", and there was cress

"Let there be tomatoes", and there was tomatoes

"Let there be clery", and there was clery

"Let there be RANCH"

And it came to pass

That a Great flavour was born

All across the land every grocery man

Was selling up a storm

The Dressing got famous

And Hidden Valley got rich

And in every where there was a salad bar

With a seven year itch

There were fifteen million forks

Shoveling salads away

And you could hear the people eating

And this is what they had to say

"Let there be lettuce"

"cress"

"tomatoes"

"clery"

"Let there be RANCH"

One night in a diner called `The Salad Land'

That had ninety-two different brands

The Ranch was good and the chewing was loud

And the Waiter turned and he said to the crowd -

"Let there be RANCH"

 

Eric, I do believe this is your best post ever. Great work bro.

[aMetalhead1966]

In the beginning

Back in nineteen fifty-five

Man didn't know about the Salad rule

And all that jive

The white man had some French

The black man had none to use

No one knew what they was gonna do

But Hidden Valley had the news

They said -

"Let there be lettuce", and there was lettuce

"Let there be cress", and there was cress

"Let there be tomatoes", and there was tomatoes

"Let there be clery", and there was clery

"Let there be RANCH"

And it came to pass

That a Great flavour was born

All across the land every grocery man

Was selling up a storm

The Dressing got famous

And Hidden Valley got rich

And in every where there was a salad bar

With a seven year itch

There were fifteen million forks

Shoveling salads away

And you could hear the people eating

And this is what they had to say

"Let there be lettuce"

"cress"

"tomatoes"

"clery"

"Let there be RANCH"

One night in a diner called `The Salad Land'

That had ninety-two different brands

The Ranch was good and the chewing was loud

And the Waiter turned and he said to the crowd -

"Let there be RANCH"

 

Eric, I do believe this is your best post ever. Great work bro.

Why Thanks Keef..and remember....RANCH

[Blue Charvel]

In the beginning

Back in nineteen fifty-five

Man didn't know about the Salad rule

And all that jive

The white man had some French

The black man had none to use

No one knew what they was gonna do

But Hidden Valley had the news

They said -

"Let there be lettuce", and there was lettuce

"Let there be cress", and there was cress

"Let there be tomatoes", and there was tomatoes

"Let there be clery", and there was clery

"Let there be RANCH"

And it came to pass

That a Great flavour was born

All across the land every grocery man

Was selling up a storm

The Dressing got famous

And Hidden Valley got rich

And in every where there was a salad bar

With a seven year itch

There were fifteen million forks

Shoveling salads away

And you could hear the people eating

And this is what they had to say

"Let there be lettuce"

"cress"

"tomatoes"

"clery"

"Let there be RANCH"

One night in a diner called `The Salad Land'

That had ninety-two different brands

The Ranch was good and the chewing was loud

And the Waiter turned and he said to the crowd -

"Let there be RANCH"

 

Eric, I do believe this is your best post ever. Great work bro.

Why Thanks Keef..and remember....RANCH

Yeah dude, that's friggin' phenomenal!

[Chris]

In the beginning

Back in nineteen fifty-five

Man didn't know about the Salad rule

And all that jive

The white man had some French

The black man had none to use

No one knew what they was gonna do

But Hidden Valley had the news

They said -

"Let there be lettuce", and there was lettuce

"Let there be cress", and there was cress

"Let there be tomatoes", and there was tomatoes

"Let there be clery", and there was clery

"Let there be RANCH"

And it came to pass

That a Great flavour was born

All across the land every grocery man

Was selling up a storm

The Dressing got famous

And Hidden Valley got rich

And in every where there was a salad bar

With a seven year itch

There were fifteen million forks

Shoveling salads away

And you could hear the people eating

And this is what they had to say

"Let there be lettuce"

"cress"

"tomatoes"

"clery"

"Let there be RANCH"

One night in a diner called `The Salad Land'

That had ninety-two different brands

The Ranch was good and the chewing was loud

And the Waiter turned and he said to the crowd -

"Let there be RANCH"

 

Eric, I do believe this is your best post ever. Great work bro.

Why Thanks Keef..and remember....RANCH

Yeah dude, that's friggin' phenomenal!

I must concur. Best post ever!!

[Dark Star]

In the beginning

Back in nineteen fifty-five

Man didn't know about the Salad rule

And all that jive

The white man had some French

The black man had none to use

No one knew what they was gonna do

But Hidden Valley had the news

They said -

"Let there be lettuce", and there was lettuce

"Let there be cress", and there was cress

"Let there be tomatoes", and there was tomatoes

"Let there be clery", and there was clery

"Let there be RANCH"

And it came to pass

That a Great flavour was born

All across the land every grocery man

Was selling up a storm

The Dressing got famous

And Hidden Valley got rich

And in every where there was a salad bar

With a seven year itch

There were fifteen million forks

Shoveling salads away

And you could hear the people eating

And this is what they had to say

"Let there be lettuce"

"cress"

"tomatoes"

"clery"

"Let there be RANCH"

One night in a diner called `The Salad Land'

That had ninety-two different brands

The Ranch was good and the chewing was loud

And the Waiter turned and he said to the crowd -

"Let there be RANCH"

 

Eric, I do believe this is your best post ever. Great work bro.

Why Thanks Keef..and remember....RANCH

Yeah dude, that's friggin' phenomenal!

I must concur. Best post ever!!

Awesome.. Just Awesome post Man!!!! :bowdown:

[aMetalhead1966]

In the beginning

Back in nineteen fifty-five

Man didn't know about the Salad rule

And all that jive

The white man had some French

The black man had none to use

No one knew what they was gonna do

But Hidden Valley had the news

They said -

"Let there be lettuce", and there was lettuce

"Let there be cress", and there was cress

"Let there be tomatoes", and there was tomatoes

"Let there be clery", and there was clery

"Let there be RANCH"

And it came to pass

That a Great flavour was born

All across the land every grocery man

Was selling up a storm

The Dressing got famous

And Hidden Valley got rich

And in every where there was a salad bar

With a seven year itch

There were fifteen million forks

Shoveling salads away

And you could hear the people eating

And this is what they had to say

"Let there be lettuce"

"cress"

"tomatoes"

"clery"

"Let there be RANCH"

One night in a diner called `The Salad Land'

That had ninety-two different brands

The Ranch was good and the chewing was loud

And the Waiter turned and he said to the crowd -

"Let there be RANCH"

 

Eric, I do believe this is your best post ever. Great work bro.

Why Thanks Keef..and remember....RANCH

Yeah dude, that's friggin' phenomenal!

I must concur. Best post ever!!

Awesome.. Just Awesome post Man!!!! :bowdown:

Thanks guys...just trying to keep up with all of you is enough to anyone on their toes...

[metalmaniac777]

In the beginning

Back in nineteen fifty-five

Man didn't know about the Salad rule

And all that jive

The white man had some French

The black man had none to use

No one knew what they was gonna do

But Hidden Valley had the news

They said -

"Let there be lettuce", and there was lettuce

"Let there be cress", and there was cress

"Let there be tomatoes", and there was tomatoes

"Let there be clery", and there was clery

"Let there be RANCH"

And it came to pass

That a Great flavour was born

All across the land every grocery man

Was selling up a storm

The Dressing got famous

And Hidden Valley got rich

And in every where there was a salad bar

With a seven year itch

There were fifteen million forks

Shoveling salads away

And you could hear the people eating

And this is what they had to say

"Let there be lettuce"

"cress"

"tomatoes"

"clery"

"Let there be RANCH"

One night in a diner called `The Salad Land'

That had ninety-two different brands

The Ranch was good and the chewing was loud

And the Waiter turned and he said to the crowd -

"Let there be RANCH"

There's just no topping that, so I won't even try. I will now move on to paraphrasing famous movie quotes.

 

"Joey, do you like movies about ranch?"

[aMetalhead1966]

Movie quotes....Jules from Pulp Fiction

 

 

The salad of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of Blue Cheese and the tyranny of Evil Crutons. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak to the Hidden Valley of Dressings, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of Ranch Lovers. And I will strike down upon thee with great Taste and furious Texture those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Ranch Dressing. And you will know my name is the Ranch Lord when I lay my dressing upon thee.

[Chris]

Ranch?

[aMetalhead1966]

Ranch!!

[Fat Freddy]

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[aMetalhead1966]

Ranch dressing actually originated on a ranch -- the Hidden Valley Guest Ranch near Santa Barbara, Calif. According to the Hidden Valley Web site, the owners made a dressing with herbs, spices and buttermilk in the 1950s, and the dressing caught on with their guests. The dressing was sold as a dry mix that you combined with buttermilk and mayonnaise or sour cream. Now, the Hidden Valley brand appears on several varieties of bottled ranch dressing in supermarkets. It's also a very popular dip for vegetables or chips. The "ranch" flavor that is added to chips refers to the buttermilk taste that is associated with ranch dressing.

[metalmaniac777]

"I'll make him a ranch he can't refuse."

[Chris]

"We're gonna need a bigger ranch!!"

[Fat Freddy]

"I used to RANCH guys like you in prison!"