Ranch!

[aMetalhead1966]

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible RANCH

He pulls the spitting high-tension wires down

Helpless people on subway trains

Scream to RANCH as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down

As he heads with a RANCH to the center of town

Whoa no, there goes Tokyo

Go Go RANCHzilla

Woo!

Whoa no, they say he's got to go

Go Go RANCHZILLA

Wooo!

Damn Bro...You are on a Ranch!!!

[Fat Freddy]

Late at night, all systems go

You've come to see the RANCH

We do our RANCH, you're the rest

You make it RANCH you know

There's a feeling deep inside that drives you f*ckin RANCH

The feeling of a hammer RANCH you need it oh so bad

Adrenaline starts to RANCH

You're RANCHing all around

RANCHing like a maniac

WHIPRANCH!!!

[aMetalhead1966]

Late at night, all systems go

You've come to see the RANCH

We do our RANCH, you're the rest

You make it RANCH you know

There's a feeling deep inside that drives you f*ckin RANCH

The feeling of a hammer RANCH you need it oh so bad

Adrenaline starts to RANCH

You're RANCHing all around

RANCHing like a maniac

WHIPRANCH!!!

ahahaha..great one....

[aMetalhead1966]

Everybody's dippin in the toxic Ranch

Kick your friend in the head and have a ball

Come on and try some toxic Ranch

And slam your partner against the wall

Everybody's diggin' the toxic Ranch

Good friendly violent dip in store for all

Get up off your ass and toxic ranch

If you hit the floor you can always crawl!

[Fat Freddy]

Are you ready kids?

AYE AYE CAP'N!

Ohhhhhhhhhh....

Who lives in a RANCH apple under the sea?

RANCHbob RANCHpants!

Absorbent and yellow and RANCHY is he!

RANCHbob RANCHpants!

If RANCHical nonsense be something ye wish

RANCHbob RANCHpants

Then RANCH on the deck and RANCH like a fish!

RANCHbob RANCHpants!

Ready?

RANCHBOB RANCHPANTS

RANCHBOB RANCHPANTS

RANCH BOOOOOOOOOOOB.... RANCH PAAAAAAAAANTS!!!!!

[Dark Star]

Are you ready kids?

AYE AYE CAP'N!

Ohhhhhhhhhh....

Who lives in a RANCH apple under the sea?

RANCHbob RANCHpants!

Absorbent and yellow and RANCHY is he!

RANCHbob RANCHpants!

If RANCHical nonsense be something ye wish

RANCHbob RANCHpants

Then RANCH on the deck and RANCH like a fish!

RANCHbob RANCHpants!

Ready?

RANCHBOB RANCHPANTS

RANCHBOB RANCHPANTS

RANCH BOOOOOOOOOOOB.... RANCH PAAAAAAAAANTS!!!!!

 

 

No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Fat Freddy]

They're RANCHin' in a straight line

They're going thru a RANCH wind

The kids are losing their minds

The Blitzkrieg RANCH

They're RANCHin' in the backseat

They're generating steam heat

Pulsating to the RANCH beat

The Blitzkrieg RANCH

Hey, Ho, let's RANCH

Shoot'em in the RANCH now

What they RANCH I don't know

They're all RANCHed up and ready to go...

[rob62972]

You seriously need help Keef!

[Fat Freddy]

You seriously need help Keef!

 

I'm seriously BORED Rob!

 

I just love this RANCHin' thread so much that I refuse to let it die.

[Fat Freddy]

There's a new RANCH craze that's sweeping the nation

It's called the Toxic RANCH and it's causing devastation

You're RANCHing up and down like a psycho circus clown

RANCHing with RANCHers all the way around

You get caught up in a RANCH, thrown into a flip

RANCH on someone's head and stain the floor red

But too much RANCH action may leave you in traction

So you better get insurance no matter your endurance!

RANCHing round and round and you're injury bound

RANCH IT UP! THE RANCH IS IT

You can take a RANCH on this rough new dance

If you dare to RANCH IN

There are some that try but RANCH won't survive

They don't RANCH cuz they're wimps!

And this exercise helps you brutalize with us... RANCH-O-DUS!

 

Everybody's doing the Toxic RANCH

Kick your friend in the RANCH and have a ball

Come on and do the Toxic RANCH

If you hit the RANCH you can always crawl...

[Fat Freddy]

Almost like your RANCH,

Almost like your endless RANCH,

Curse, the RANCH is long,

Realize RANCH don't belong,

Disconnect somehow,

Never stop the RANCHing now,

Almost like your RANCH,

And there it went,

Almost like your RANCH.

[Fat Freddy]

But seriously folks, y'all seen the new McDonald's commercial with the singing fish? Some people thought the Ranch Tooth was creepy, but that fish is WAY more creepy and disturbing than the Ranch Tooth could ever be...

 

 

Now I'm gonna have that damn "gimme back dat Filet-O-Fish, gimme dat fish" song stuck in my head.

[metalmaniac777]

But seriously folks, y'all seen the new McDonald's commercial with the singing fish? Some people thought the Ranch Tooth was creepy, but that fish is WAY more creepy and disturbing than the Ranch Tooth could ever be...

 

 

Now I'm gonna have that damn "gimme back dat Filet-O-Fish, gimme dat fish" song stuck in my head.

Funny, I don't find the McDonald's singing fish commercial creepy at all, and certainly not Ranch Tooth caliber creepy. That stupid ditty does stick with you though, doesn't it...

[Fat Freddy]

Funny, I don't find the McDonald's singing fish commercial creepy at all, and certainly not Ranch Tooth caliber creepy. That stupid ditty does stick with you though, doesn't it...

 

My older boy HATES that commercial. He's the one who first decided "That fish is creepy," and after seeing it a few times I kinda had to agree with him. Something just seems "off" about it. Personally, I feel that if your novelty Singing Fish Plaque starts commenting on your fast food choices, it may be time for you to check into rehab for your LSD problem.

 

On the other hand the almost-2-year-old breaks into a big smile and does a spazztic little dance when he hears the song. Dammit. "Gimme back dat filet-o-fish, gimme dat fish, woooo..."

[Fat Freddy]

The RANCH Police they live inside of my head

The RANCH Police they come to me in my bed

The RANCH Police they come to me in my sleep, oh nooooooo

You know that RANCH is cheap and those rumors ain't nice

And when I RANCH asleep, I don't think I'll survive the RANCH

The RANCH

Cuz they're RANCHin' for me, they're RANCHin' for me

Every single RANCH

They're RANCHin me insaaaaaaane

That RANCH inside my braaaaiiiiin.....

[Dark Star]

RANCH????????

[aMetalhead1966]

The RANCH Police they live inside of my head

The RANCH Police they come to me in my bed

The RANCH Police they come to me in my sleep, oh nooooooo

You know that RANCH is cheap and those rumors ain't nice

And when I RANCH asleep, I don't think I'll survive the RANCH

The RANCH

Cuz they're RANCHin' for me, they're RANCHin' for me

Every single RANCH

They're RANCHin me insaaaaaaane

That RANCH inside my braaaaiiiiin.....

Good One!!

[aMetalhead1966]

There's a new RANCH craze that's sweeping the nation

It's called the Toxic RANCH and it's causing devastation

You're RANCHing up and down like a psycho circus clown

RANCHing with RANCHers all the way around

You get caught up in a RANCH, thrown into a flip

RANCH on someone's head and stain the floor red

But too much RANCH action may leave you in traction

So you better get insurance no matter your endurance!

RANCHing round and round and you're injury bound

RANCH IT UP! THE RANCH IS IT

You can take a RANCH on this rough new dance

If you dare to RANCH IN

There are some that try but RANCH won't survive

They don't RANCH cuz they're wimps!

And this exercise helps you brutalize with us... RANCH-O-DUS!

 

Everybody's doing the Toxic RANCH

Kick your friend in the RANCH and have a ball

Come on and do the Toxic RANCH

If you hit the RANCH you can always crawl...

That Is GREAT!!!!!!

[Fat Freddy]

Geez, I had forgotten all about this thread

 

Now the world dont' move to the beat of just one RANCH

What might be RANCH for you may not be RANCH for some

Then a man is RANCH, he's a man of means

Then along come two, they got nuthin' but their RANCH

But it takes Diff'rent RANCH, it takes Diff'rent RANCH

It takes Diff'rent RANCH to move the wooooorrrrld!

[Chris]

Ranch???

[Fat Freddy]

You take the good, you take the bad

You take the RANCH and there you have

The RANCH of life, the RANCH of life

There's a time you should be showin' now you know about

The RANCH of life, the RANCH of life

When the RANCH never seems

To be living up to your RANCH

Suddenly you're findin' out

The RANCH of life is all about you!

[cdjunky41]

Got a text today and it said

 

 

RANCH!!