Pointless Nonsense

[Nick C]

I'm on third, can't really see who's back there on first. Wes, that's you on second, is it?

 

 

No I'm on the bench.

Oh, uh... yeah, okay. I remember now. You're on disciplinary probation after your drunken rampage last week where you raped a fire hydrant. Sorry mate, forgot about that one.

You have one vivid imagination.

 

 

He's not imagining that, it actually happened.

 

 

Happens all the time where you been????

 

Fire Hydrant

[heaven&hell]

I'm on third, can't really see who's back there on first. Wes, that's you on second, is it?

 

 

No I'm on the bench.

Oh, uh... yeah, okay. I remember now. You're on disciplinary probation after your drunken rampage last week where you raped a fire hydrant. Sorry mate, forgot about that one.

You have one vivid imagination.

 

 

He's not imagining that, it actually happened.

 

 

Happens all the time where you been????

 

Fire Hydrant

 

 

Yes that is me that filmed that.

[Geoff]

I'm on third, can't really see who's back there on first. Wes, that's you on second, is it?

 

 

No I'm on the bench.

Oh, uh... yeah, okay. I remember now. You're on disciplinary probation after your drunken rampage last week where you raped a fire hydrant. Sorry mate, forgot about that one.

You have one vivid imagination.

 

 

He's not imagining that, it actually happened.

 

 

Happens all the time where you been????

 

Fire Hydrant

 

 

Yes that is me that filmed that.

That was awkward, but delicious anyway.

[heaven&hell]

I'm on third, can't really see who's back there on first. Wes, that's you on second, is it?

 

 

No I'm on the bench.

Oh, uh... yeah, okay. I remember now. You're on disciplinary probation after your drunken rampage last week where you raped a fire hydrant. Sorry mate, forgot about that one.

You have one vivid imagination.

 

 

He's not imagining that, it actually happened.

 

 

Happens all the time where you been????

 

Fire Hydrant

 

 

Yes that is me that filmed that.

That was awkward, but delicious anyway.

 

 

I am a great Director.

[Geoff]

I'm on third, can't really see who's back there on first. Wes, that's you on second, is it?

 

 

No I'm on the bench.

Oh, uh... yeah, okay. I remember now. You're on disciplinary probation after your drunken rampage last week where you raped a fire hydrant. Sorry mate, forgot about that one.

You have one vivid imagination.

 

 

He's not imagining that, it actually happened.

 

 

Happens all the time where you been????

 

Fire Hydrant

 

 

Yes that is me that filmed that.

That was awkward, but delicious anyway.

 

 

I am a great Director.

Sorry, cousin. I can't agree. You were handed a marvel to work with but your guidance was just all over the place. For one, why were her clothes still on?

[heaven&hell]

I'm on third, can't really see who's back there on first. Wes, that's you on second, is it?

 

 

No I'm on the bench.

Oh, uh... yeah, okay. I remember now. You're on disciplinary probation after your drunken rampage last week where you raped a fire hydrant. Sorry mate, forgot about that one.

You have one vivid imagination.

 

 

He's not imagining that, it actually happened.

 

 

Happens all the time where you been????

 

Fire Hydrant

 

 

Yes that is me that filmed that.

That was awkward, but delicious anyway.

 

 

I am a great Director.

Sorry, cousin. I can't agree. You were handed a marvel to work with but your guidance was just all over the place. For one, why were her clothes still on?

 

 

I feel ashamed.

[Geoff]

I would like to offer you this:

But I don't feel as though I'll get over this miss-direction so easily.

[Fat Freddy]

Softcore Fire Hydrant Porn. I believe we've seen the birth of a new genre.

[Geoff]

Softcore Fire Hydrant Porn. I believe we've seen the birth of a new genre.

I can defintely feel this in my pants. I'd like to use the same subject as featured in the above video, but if he doesn't mind I'd like for Wes to direct my cups of hot chocolate and tea, whilst he leaves the direction of this lovely young thing to me. Her clothes really do seem to be crowding up the frame.

[heaven&hell]

Softcore Fire Hydrant Porn. I believe we've seen the birth of a new genre.

I can defintely feel this in my pants. I'd like to use the same subject as featured in the above video, but if he doesn't mind I'd like for Wes to direct my cups of hot chocolate and tea, whilst he leaves the direction of this lovely young thing to me. Her clothes really do seem to be crowding up the frame.

 

 

I can make one hell of a hot chocolate.

[Geoff]

Softcore Fire Hydrant Porn. I believe we've seen the birth of a new genre.

I can defintely feel this in my pants. I'd like to use the same subject as featured in the above video, but if he doesn't mind I'd like for Wes to direct my cups of hot chocolate and tea, whilst he leaves the direction of this lovely young thing to me. Her clothes really do seem to be crowding up the frame.

 

 

I can make one hell of a hot chocolate.

Excellent, my dear child. It sounds like this things going to turn out just fine... as I can make one hell of a fire hydrant porn flick too.

[Nick C]

Softcore Fire Hydrant Porn. I believe we've seen the birth of a new genre.

I can defintely feel this in my pants. I'd like to use the same subject as featured in the above video, but if he doesn't mind I'd like for Wes to direct my cups of hot chocolate and tea, whilst he leaves the direction of this lovely young thing to me. Her clothes really do seem to be crowding up the frame.

 

 

I can make one hell of a hot chocolate.

Excellent, my dear child. It sounds like this things going to turn out just fine... as I can make one hell of a fire hydrant porn flick too.

 

What about a fire hydrant that gave out hot chocolate.....no no sorry, that would be toooooo pervy.

[Chris]

Softcore Fire Hydrant Porn. I believe we've seen the birth of a new genre.

I can defintely feel this in my pants. I'd like to use the same subject as featured in the above video, but if he doesn't mind I'd like for Wes to direct my cups of hot chocolate and tea, whilst he leaves the direction of this lovely young thing to me. Her clothes really do seem to be crowding up the frame.

 

 

I can make one hell of a hot chocolate.

Excellent, my dear child. It sounds like this things going to turn out just fine... as I can make one hell of a fire hydrant porn flick too.

 

What about a fire hydrant that gave out hot chocolate.....no no sorry, that would be toooooo pervy.

When is something too pervy for you??

[Geoff]

Softcore Fire Hydrant Porn. I believe we've seen the birth of a new genre.

I can defintely feel this in my pants. I'd like to use the same subject as featured in the above video, but if he doesn't mind I'd like for Wes to direct my cups of hot chocolate and tea, whilst he leaves the direction of this lovely young thing to me. Her clothes really do seem to be crowding up the frame.

 

 

I can make one hell of a hot chocolate.

Excellent, my dear child. It sounds like this things going to turn out just fine... as I can make one hell of a fire hydrant porn flick too.

 

What about a fire hydrant that gave out hot chocolate.....no no sorry, that would be toooooo pervy.

I like where you're going with this. The fire hydrant could serve the hot chocolate, and I could service the young lady. You're a genius, Nick! Oh, and Wes. Uh, I guess you're back in the director's chair, cousin. My presence generally speaks for itself, though, mate, so it should be okay.

[heaven&hell]

Softcore Fire Hydrant Porn. I believe we've seen the birth of a new genre.

I can defintely feel this in my pants. I'd like to use the same subject as featured in the above video, but if he doesn't mind I'd like for Wes to direct my cups of hot chocolate and tea, whilst he leaves the direction of this lovely young thing to me. Her clothes really do seem to be crowding up the frame.

 

 

I can make one hell of a hot chocolate.

Excellent, my dear child. It sounds like this things going to turn out just fine... as I can make one hell of a fire hydrant porn flick too.

 

What about a fire hydrant that gave out hot chocolate.....no no sorry, that would be toooooo pervy.

I like where you're going with this. The fire hydrant could serve the hot chocolate, and I could service the young lady. You're a genius, Nick! Oh, and Wes. Uh, I guess you're back in the director's chair, cousin. My presence generally speaks for itself, though, mate, so it should be okay.

 

 

 

I'll do my best.

[Fat Freddy]

America, you're gettin burger hungry

Hungry for the burger that makes you full

You're hungry for the taste of a Busterburger

The all beef burger that's full... full of bull!

[eaglesfan3000]

Mmmm,I could sure go for a Royal With Cheese about now.

[aMetalhead1966]

If you've ever seen a pelican hibernating during the cold winter months, you may wonder how those suckers can stay warm with so little body fat. The key lies in the birds' characteristic pouched bills.

After catching its last fish before bedding down for the winter, a pelican will fill its bill with water and retract its tongue into its throat, forming a plug. The fish remains alive in the pelican's bill until spring, sustaining its dormant avian captor with its nitrogenous waste.

[Blue Charvel]

If you've ever seen a pelican hibernating during the cold winter months, you may wonder how those suckers can stay warm with so little body fat. The key lies in the birds' characteristic pouched bills.

After catching its last fish before bedding down for the winter, a pelican will fill its bill with water and retract its tongue into its throat, forming a plug. The fish remains alive in the pelican's bill until spring, sustaining its dormant avian captor with its nitrogenous waste.

 

Just a pinch between the cheek and gum...

[eaglesfan3000]

Any of you guys ever get that wild nose hair...you know the one that you have to pull every so often because it starts to make you nose itch?

[Blue Charvel]

Any of you guys ever get that wild nose hair...you know the one that you have to pull every so often because it starts to make you nose itch?

I have my nose waxed.

[eaglesfan3000]

Any of you guys ever get that wild nose hair...you know the one that you have to pull every so often because it starts to make you nose itch?

I have my nose waxed.

 

OUCH

[aMetalhead1966]

Any of you guys ever get that wild nose hair...you know the one that you have to pull every so often because it starts to make you nose itch?

Yes the dreaded Booger Vine...

[Blue Charvel]

Any of you guys ever get that wild nose hair...you know the one that you have to pull every so often because it starts to make you nose itch?

Yes the dreaded Booger Vine...

The worst thing is after I finally get it, it makes me sneeze something awful.

[eaglesfan3000]

Any of you guys ever get that wild nose hair...you know the one that you have to pull every so often because it starts to make you nose itch?

Yes the dreaded Booger Vine...

 

...and when you pull that som bitch with a tweezer your eyes water and you dance a jig.