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I'd definately have tapped her if I were a smurf. Or should I say she'd tap me?

 

 

She would of tapped you my friend, she would of done this without stopping and not until you turned..........wait for it.................blue.

Kinky. I like it. I'd treat her so right too, do my best to make sure she doesn't get breast cancer.

 

 

 

That's all that a good woman.......I mean Smurf could ask for.

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I'd like to dance the ballroom blitz in the center of a crowded room with everyone circled around me after reading Jason's post.

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If I saw Wes walking down the street, sideways because of his two left feet I would probably giggle. Then I'd console him because he's my cousin. But everytime he sobbed on my shoulder and my face was not in his line of vision I'd probably let out another small giggle. I couldn't help it... how often do you actually see a dude with two left feet?

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If I saw Wes walking down the street, sideways because of his two left feet I would probably giggle. Then I'd console him because he's my cousin. But everytime he sobbed on my shoulder and my face was not in his line of vision I'd probably let out another small giggle. I couldn't help it... how often do you actually see a dude with two left feet?

 

 

 

It's very difficult to find a shoe store that only sells two left shoes together.

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The pineapple laughed at me so....yeah...yeah I beat it up. I smashed it's fruity little face in, won't mess with me again in a hurry...awright....yeah!

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Help me I'm drowning.

 

Shit! Wes fell asleep doing dishes again.

 

 

 

That's funny you say that, my stupid dishwasher isn't draining the water out after it's done washing so I guess if I could fit inside of it I could technically drown in the dishwasher.

 

 

Seriously though I was drowning in the goodness of our Lord Jesus Christ.

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Help me I'm drowning.

 

Shit! Wes fell asleep doing dishes again.

 

 

 

That's funny you say that, my stupid dishwasher isn't draining the water out after it's done washing so I guess if I could fit inside of it I could technically drown in the dishwasher.

 

 

Seriously though I was drowning in the goodness of our Lord Jesus Christ.

You sick bastard!

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Help me I'm drowning.

 

Shit! Wes fell asleep doing dishes again.

 

 

 

That's funny you say that, my stupid dishwasher isn't draining the water out after it's done washing so I guess if I could fit inside of it I could technically drown in the dishwasher.

 

 

Seriously though I was drowning in the goodness of our Lord Jesus Christ.

You sick bastard!

 

 

 

I know...............I'm probably going to hell for joking around about stuff like that.

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I know...............I'm probably going to hell for joking around about stuff like that.

 

Cool. I will see you there.

 

 

I will do my best to save you a good seat. ;)

 

I've got a whole row up front.

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I know...............I'm probably going to hell for joking around about stuff like that.

 

Cool. I will see you there.

 

 

I will do my best to save you a good seat. ;)

 

I've got a whole row up front.

 

 

Did you get that for just being named Rick? Or did you have to do something special?

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I know...............I'm probably going to hell for joking around about stuff like that.

 

Cool. I will see you there.

 

 

I will do my best to save you a good seat. ;)

 

I've got a whole row up front.

 

 

Did you get that for just being named Rick? Or did you have to do something special?

 

Didn't you hear the song, "Devil went down to Jersey"? I totally outplayed him on my Green Charvel.

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I know...............I'm probably going to hell for joking around about stuff like that.

 

Cool. I will see you there.

 

 

I will do my best to save you a good seat. ;)

 

I've got a whole row up front.

 

 

Did you get that for just being named Rick? Or did you have to do something special?

 

Didn't you hear the song, "Devil went down to Jersey"? I totally outplayed him on my Green Charvel.

 

 

 

That's post of the night right there.

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A lil pineapple envy there, Nick?

The world is full of bully pineapples. I am glad that Nick got his revenge. Lots of pent up anger avenged on the fruit. You go Nick. You go.

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A lil pineapple envy there, Nick?

The world is full of bully pineapples. I am glad that Nick got his revenge. Lots of pent up anger avenged on the fruit. You go Nick. You go.

 

 

Yeah...the bananas are next! :angry:

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