KarpetRydOFunk

Damn, we've been getting a lot of new members. Hopefully they stick around. Welcome to the asylum, mate. Somebody get him a beer. Obviously not that cheep bugger, James.

Reading this made me laugh as i've done the same under the seat stealth Jedi mind trick on the demonic controlling hell hath no fury other half. Shit! Warn a brother before you call your wife that. I was drinking coffee, and damn near spit it all over my keyboard. Yeah, I had to check my missus was sitting on the sofa and not in your house! Aaaaaand this thread has just defended it's title as the greatest of all time.

H.E.A.T. - Tonight

Oh... Who's lined up for next year?

Sam Cooke - I Thank God Sam Cooke - Keep Movin' On

So, you jizz in your pants? Is it wrong to do that in job interviews? Hey, it worked! I didn't f*** it up after all. There's a tip there for anyone doing job interviews.... Just the tip?

So, you jizz in your pants? At least someone is getting off around here. I don't know if I would have told that story.

Six got you feeling a little less than good? Lightweight.

WITHOUT YOUR LOVE - Bobby Caldwell

BACK To Front - The Temptations

Be afraid. Be very afraid. If you're allergic and you get stung, it can get very serious. I'm not allergic and I've been stung several times. Not very nice... Bees and I have a mutual agreement; we don't fuck with each other. I mean, I try to get them to land on my hands so I can observe them closely, but I don't harass them. Oh yeah, he's a weirdo. Have you never seen a bee or wasp up close? They're fascinating creatures. Sorry. Excuse me for being amazed by the everyday shit around me.

Reading this made me laugh as i've done the same under the seat stealth Jedi mind trick on the demonic controlling hell hath no fury other half. Shit! Warn a brother before you call your wife that. I was drinking coffee, and damn near spit it all over my keyboard.

Coffee.........

Best of luck with this... Not to steal your thunder here, but I'm currently on furlough out west as I am an "unessential" federal employee... Such a terrible phuking time for you guys below the 49th.

H.E.A.T. - There For You

I would agree on Road to Nowhere and Dancing On A Broken Heartbeat, killer stuff. I found "One Soul" a little bland to be honest. "Your Lips" is a strange song and I can't seem to make up my mind if I like it or not. Your Lips is my 3rd favorite after Road To Nowhere and Dancing On A Broken Heartbeat Yeah, "One Soul" definitely isn't a "blatant filler." Nor is "Your Lips."

The itching just started today ! Oh, I've got the itch!! ;}

Pants

Be afraid. Be very afraid. If you're allergic and you get stung, it can get very serious. I'm not allergic and I've been stung several times. Not very nice... Bees and I have a mutual agreement; we don't fuck with each other. I mean, I try to get them to land on my hands so I can observe them closely, but I don't harass them.

Wait... you liked Rage of Angels? I thought every song was too bloody long for you.

Haha! I laugh, because I've never been stung and don't know what I'm missing. I don't even know if I'm allergic--if I should be afraid or not.

These lists always remind me of all the albums I haven't heard.

And James, too. Just because.

Somebody hit him. And Glenard, while you're at it.

The other hardest working member. Keep 'em coming, mate.