KarpetRydOFunk

In This LIFE - Stan Bush

NEED Her - H.E.A.T.

MOWER!

H.E.A.T. - There For You

Potato........ Crisp

WHAT You Need - The Weeknd

Not so warm weather.......

Pacific Rim Fast & Furious 6 I Declare War

What YOU WANT - Nuno Bettencourt

Unsurprisingly, I'm talking complete bollocks! Unsurprisingly, indeed! You've been the source of a few good laughs today, mate. Cheers. I do it because I care. And it shows.

Work of Art - In Progress

Got to Have YOU - Nuno Bettencourt

Reading this made me laugh as i've done the same under the seat stealth Jedi mind trick on the demonic controlling hell hath no fury other half. Shit! Warn a brother before you call your wife that. I was drinking coffee, and damn near spit it all over my keyboard. Yeah, I had to check my missus was sitting on the sofa and not in your house! Aaaaaand this thread has just defended it's title as the greatest of all time. Didn't your mom tell you, don't drink and type. Or something.... Is that something mums would say? My mum died when I was three. We didn't have a computer then.

Couch

Alice Cooper - Welcome 2 My Nightmare

Nuno Bettencourt - You

Hall OF the Mountain King - Savatage

YOU - Nuno Bettencourt

Yessir. The first album is the best. I've played it to death. "The Tower" is one of my all-time favourite tracks. And "The Scarecrow" is probably the next best album, with the title track being another favourite of mine.

So, you jizz in your pants? At least someone is getting off around here. I don't know if I would have told that story. Erm ... It Was A Joke OK? Erm... It Was A Movie Quote!

Moving PICTURES - Rush

W.I.T.H? - O'Spada

Six got you feeling a little less than good? Lightweight. It's age, mate. I used to go out and drink 10 pints, no worries at all. Changed when I was in my mid-late twenties. Now, even 4 pints can be a bad idea on a work night. Usually 5 is fine, 6 is dodgy midweek and 7 is a definite mistake. Yeah, I don't know if you're old enough to blame it on age.

Unsurprisingly, I'm talking complete bollocks! Unsurprisingly, indeed! You've been the source of a few good laughs today, mate. Cheers.