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just to let you know when you need to decide to bring me in the fuckin happy hotel after i have a fuckin nervous breakdown, i like roses and turtle chocolates. thanks fuckers. ;)

 

 

Widda is obviously not having a good fuckin' day. Why don'cha unwrap a fuckin' Starburst? I betcha that would fuckin' relax ya ;)

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just to let you know when you need to decide to bring me in the fuckin happy hotel after i have a fuckin nervous breakdown, i like roses and turtle chocolates. thanks fuckers. ;)

 

 

Widda is obviously not having a good fuckin' day. Why don'cha unwrap a fuckin' Starburst? I betcha that would fuckin' relax ya ;)

 

Yeah have a fuckin' rainbow of flavor and have some fuckin' Skittles.

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And so life knees me in the balls again. Can't it ever be smooth for just a little fucking while?

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And so life knees me in the balls again. Can't it ever be smooth for just a little fucking while?

 

What the fuck is up now, you miserable Git?

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And so life knees me in the balls again. Can't it ever be smooth for just a little fucking while?

 

What the fuck is up now, you miserable Git?

Same old fucked up shit as last year, mate. No wonder I'm so fucking emo. Cut my life into peices, this is my last resort.

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And so life knees me in the balls again. Can't it ever be smooth for just a little fucking while?

 

What the fuck is up now, you miserable Git?

Same old fucked up shit as last year, mate. No wonder I'm so fucking emo. Cut my life into peices, this is my last resort.

 

 

Chin up old chap!! - I have fucking plasters If need be!!! :drink:

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And so life knees me in the balls again. Can't it ever be smooth for just a little fucking while?

 

What the fuck is up now, you miserable Git?

Same old fucked up shit as last year, mate. No wonder I'm so fucking emo. Cut my life into peices, this is my last resort.

 

 

Chin up old chap!! - I have fucking plasters If need be!!! :drink:

And smiley faced fuckin' stamps too?

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And so life knees me in the balls again. Can't it ever be smooth for just a little fucking while?

 

What the fuck is up now, you miserable Git?

Same old fucked up shit as last year, mate. No wonder I'm so fucking emo. Cut my life into peices, this is my last resort.

 

 

Chin up old chap!! - I have fucking plasters If need be!!! :drink:

And smiley faced fuckin' stamps too?

 

 

We do those here at the Royal Mail - I'll fucking send you a pack!! ;)

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FUCK! FUCK, I SAY!!

 

I just got a fuckin' summons for fuckin' jury duty in the fuckin' mail!!

 

I repeat:

FUCK!!

 

:crying:

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Fuck you. No Fuck you. No Fuck you.

You talkin' to me ?? You fuckin' talkin' to me ??

 

Fuck....De Niro moment !!!! :whistle:

 

''You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!''

 

''And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!''

 

Fuck...Steve Martin moment :lol:

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FUCK! FUCK, I SAY!!

 

I just got a fuckin' summons for fuckin' jury duty in the fuckin' mail!!

 

I repeat:

FUCK!!

 

:crying:

 

 

better than a fuckin bench warrant :nyanya:

 

Fuckin' true... but I still don't wanna fuckin' do it... cuz I gotta go to fuckin Paterson, which is no place for an unarmed white boy...

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FUCK! FUCK, I SAY!!

 

I just got a fuckin' summons for fuckin' jury duty in the fuckin' mail!!

 

I repeat:

FUCK!!

 

:crying:

 

 

better than a fuckin bench warrant :nyanya:

 

Fuckin' true... but I still don't wanna fuckin' do it... cuz I gotta go to fuckin Paterson, which is no place for an unarmed white boy...

 

i know why you speak of Paterson that way. you poor fucker you.

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FUCK! FUCK, I SAY!!

 

I just got a fuckin' summons for fuckin' jury duty in the fuckin' mail!!

 

I repeat:

FUCK!!

 

:crying:

 

 

FUCK! FUCK, I SAY!!

 

I just got a fuckin' summons for fuckin' jury duty in the fuckin' mail!!

 

I repeat:

FUCK!!

 

:crying:

 

 

better than a fuckin bench warrant :nyanya:

 

Fuckin' true... but I still don't wanna fuckin' do it... cuz I gotta go to fuckin Paterson, which is no place for an unarmed white boy...

Fuck...I guess you picked the wrong day to quit sniffin glue.... :unsure:

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Fucking Wednesday - not good enough. It should be further along in the week.

:wub: Quit your fuckin bitchin'... you're one fuckin day closer than I am to Friday :crying:

If I'm not mistaken, I fucking think Lisa called Geoff bitchin'. :whistle:

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