The F*%K Thread

[Chris]

I figured you'd fuckin' turn a simple "nutjob" into fuckin' porn.

[Geoff]

I figured you'd fuckin' turn a simple "nutjob" into fuckin' porn.

I could turn tying a fuckin' shoelace into porn:

 

"She can tie my shoelace anytime she wants! With her mouth. And, like... my penis is the shoelace. Get it? Awesome? Yeah... awesome."

[Chris]

I figured you'd fuckin' turn a simple "nutjob" into fuckin' porn.

I could turn tying a fuckin' shoelace into porn:

 

"She can tie my shoelace anytime she wants! With her mouth. And, like... my penis is the shoelace. Get it? Awesome? Yeah... awesome."

Fuckin'

[heaven&hell]

I figured you'd fuckin' turn a simple "nutjob" into fuckin' porn.

I could turn tying a fuckin' shoelace into porn:

 

"She can tie my shoelace anytime she wants! With her mouth. And, like... my penis is the shoelace. Get it? Awesome? Yeah... awesome."

Fuckin'

 

Cousin Geoff is one hell of a fucking poet.

[Geoff]

I figured you'd fuckin' turn a simple "nutjob" into fuckin' porn.

I could turn tying a fuckin' shoelace into porn:

 

"She can tie my shoelace anytime she wants! With her mouth. And, like... my penis is the shoelace. Get it? Awesome? Yeah... awesome."

Fuckin'

 

Cousin Geoff is one hell of a fucking poet.

Thanks, cousin. It's reviews like that that keep my coming back for more fuckin' approval.

[heaven&hell]

I figured you'd fuckin' turn a simple "nutjob" into fuckin' porn.

I could turn tying a fuckin' shoelace into porn:

 

"She can tie my shoelace anytime she wants! With her mouth. And, like... my penis is the shoelace. Get it? Awesome? Yeah... awesome."

Fuckin'

 

Cousin Geoff is one hell of a fucking poet.

Thanks, cousin. It's reviews like that that keep my coming back for more fuckin' approval.

 

You should write a fucking book.

[Geoff]

I figured you'd fuckin' turn a simple "nutjob" into fuckin' porn.

I could turn tying a fuckin' shoelace into porn:

 

"She can tie my shoelace anytime she wants! With her mouth. And, like... my penis is the shoelace. Get it? Awesome? Yeah... awesome."

Fuckin'

 

Cousin Geoff is one hell of a fucking poet.

Thanks, cousin. It's reviews like that that keep my coming back for more fuckin' approval.

 

You should write a fucking book.

I've written several, but they still sit in my basement wasting away in a blanket of decay and potential awesomeness.

 

Maybe to answer my own porn book thread I should work on my own porn based opus to keep me "happy".

 

'Amy Loves Geoff'

'Amy Loves Geoff... 's Penis'

 

Hmmm, got a few fuckin' awesome titles to go with already. I'm pretty much halfway there.

[heaven&hell]

I figured you'd fuckin' turn a simple "nutjob" into fuckin' porn.

I could turn tying a fuckin' shoelace into porn:

 

"She can tie my shoelace anytime she wants! With her mouth. And, like... my penis is the shoelace. Get it? Awesome? Yeah... awesome."

Fuckin'

 

Cousin Geoff is one hell of a fucking poet.

Thanks, cousin. It's reviews like that that keep my coming back for more fuckin' approval.

 

You should write a fucking book.

I've written several, but they still sit in my basement wasting away in a blanket of decay and potential awesomeness.

 

Maybe to answer my own porn book thread I should work on my own porn based opus to keep me "happy".

 

'Amy Loves Geoff'

'Amy Loves Geoff... 's Penis'

 

Hmmm, got a few fuckin' awesome titles to go with already. I'm pretty much halfway there.

 

Do you fucking think that I could pre-order a copy?

[Geoff]

I figured you'd fuckin' turn a simple "nutjob" into fuckin' porn.

I could turn tying a fuckin' shoelace into porn:

 

"She can tie my shoelace anytime she wants! With her mouth. And, like... my penis is the shoelace. Get it? Awesome? Yeah... awesome."

Fuckin'

 

Cousin Geoff is one hell of a fucking poet.

Thanks, cousin. It's reviews like that that keep my coming back for more fuckin' approval.

 

You should write a fucking book.

I've written several, but they still sit in my basement wasting away in a blanket of decay and potential awesomeness.

 

Maybe to answer my own porn book thread I should work on my own porn based opus to keep me "happy".

 

'Amy Loves Geoff'

'Amy Loves Geoff... 's Penis'

 

Hmmm, got a few fuckin' awesome titles to go with already. I'm pretty much halfway there.

 

Do you fucking think that I could pre-order a copy?

Fucking definitely. And you should have it in only about 18 fucking years. If that's not a good deal then I surely know not what one is.

[heaven&hell]

I figured you'd fuckin' turn a simple "nutjob" into fuckin' porn.

I could turn tying a fuckin' shoelace into porn:

 

"She can tie my shoelace anytime she wants! With her mouth. And, like... my penis is the shoelace. Get it? Awesome? Yeah... awesome."

Fuckin'

 

Cousin Geoff is one hell of a fucking poet.

Thanks, cousin. It's reviews like that that keep my coming back for more fuckin' approval.

 

You should write a fucking book.

I've written several, but they still sit in my basement wasting away in a blanket of decay and potential awesomeness.

 

Maybe to answer my own porn book thread I should work on my own porn based opus to keep me "happy".

 

'Amy Loves Geoff'

'Amy Loves Geoff... 's Penis'

 

Hmmm, got a few fuckin' awesome titles to go with already. I'm pretty much halfway there.

 

Do you fucking think that I could pre-order a copy?

Fucking definitely. And you should have it in only about 18 fucking years. If that's not a good deal then I surely know not what one is.

 

Will it fucking be autographed by the Ramirez Brothers and the guys from Hurricane?

It would also rule if it contained some bonus pages.

[Geoff]

It will be autographed by The Ramirez Brothers, Kelly Hansen, Jay Schellen, Pete, Matt, Amy Reid, Izzy and obviously my fuckin' self.

 

There will be a limited edition with 18 pages of photographs of me too.

[Chris]

It will be autographed by The Ramirez Brothers, Kelly Hansen, Jay Schellen, Pete, Matt, Amy Reid, Izzy and obviously my fuckin' self.

 

There will be a limited edition with 18 pages of photographs of me too.

I just might have to pick that up for the fuckin' Ramirez Brothers. How did you fuckin' pull that one off, Geoff?

[Geoff]

It will be autographed by The Ramirez Brothers, Kelly Hansen, Jay Schellen, Pete, Matt, Amy Reid, Izzy and obviously my fuckin' self.

 

There will be a limited edition with 18 pages of photographs of me too.

I just might have to pick that up for the fuckin' Ramirez Brothers. How did you fuckin' pull that one off, Geoff?

I have so many connections people often refer to me as the 'Octopus'.

 

Plus, guess who's car it was that collided with The Ramirez Brothers... and Lonnie and Dave and whoever else was in the fuckin' car? Yeah, you got it. It was me. We shared a hospital ward for 18 months.

[Chris]

It will be autographed by The Ramirez Brothers, Kelly Hansen, Jay Schellen, Pete, Matt, Amy Reid, Izzy and obviously my fuckin' self.

 

There will be a limited edition with 18 pages of photographs of me too.

I just might have to pick that up for the fuckin' Ramirez Brothers. How did you fuckin' pull that one off, Geoff?

I have so many connections people often refer to me as the 'Octopus'.

 

Plus, guess who's car it was that collided with The Ramirez Brothers... and Lonnie and Dave and whoever else was in the fuckin' car? Yeah, you got it. It was me. We shared a hospital ward for 18 months.

Ahhhh hence the 18 fuckin' pages?

[Geoff]

It will be autographed by The Ramirez Brothers, Kelly Hansen, Jay Schellen, Pete, Matt, Amy Reid, Izzy and obviously my fuckin' self.

 

There will be a limited edition with 18 pages of photographs of me too.

I just might have to pick that up for the fuckin' Ramirez Brothers. How did you fuckin' pull that one off, Geoff?

I have so many connections people often refer to me as the 'Octopus'.

 

Plus, guess who's car it was that collided with The Ramirez Brothers... and Lonnie and Dave and whoever else was in the fuckin' car? Yeah, you got it. It was me. We shared a hospital ward for 18 months.

Ahhhh hence the 18 fuckin' pages?

Yeah, mostly just fuckin' 'Ward Pictures'.

 

... That, and pictures of me fucking rockin' out! PAAAAARRRRRTTTTYYYYYY!!!

[Wotty]

Fuck,fuck fuck,fuck !!! And why fuckin' not ???

[Fat Freddy]

Fuckin' raining like a motherfucker out there today!!

[heaven&hell]

Fuckin' raining like a motherfucker out there today!!

 

We had a crazy fucking storm here. The thunder was so loud it was shaking my fucking house.

[Fat Freddy]

Fuckin' raining like a motherfucker out there today!!

 

We had a crazy fucking storm here. The thunder was so loud it was shaking my fucking house.

 

We had fuckin' thunder here yesterday. Kind of fuckin bizarre to hear thunder in the middle of fuckin' winter ain't it??

[Wotty]

We interupt the Weather Channel to bring you this news....FUCK !!!!

[aMetalhead1966]

Fuckin' raining like a motherfucker out there today!!

 

We had a crazy fucking storm here. The thunder was so loud it was shaking my fucking house.

Same here...and Lightning like you would not FUCKIN Believe

[Widda]

Fuckin' raining like a motherfucker out there today!!

 

 

is that harder than just a plain fucker?

[Wotty]

Fuckin' Nintendo Wii..

[Jez]

Fuckin' Nintendo Wii..

 

Play ya tomorrow - I am fucking crap.

[Wotty]

Fuckin' Nintendo Wii..

 

Play ya tomorrow - I am fucking crap.

I'm fuckin' playing Wii sports yeah,facing the fuckin' tv,next thing I know,after playing fuckin' tennis,I'm facing the fuckin' wall !!

 

How's that fuckin' happen then ??