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The wife and I just finished wrapping all the kids' fuckin' Christmas presents. Fuck, I hate gift wrapping. I fuckin suck at it!!

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Sorry about your fuckin roof troubles Dave... royally fuckin sucks!

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I thank you for your fuckin' sympathy. It's awfully fuckin' kind of you :drink:

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I fixed the toilet problem without having to call a plumber, fuck yeah!!!

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Can you fix a leaking fuckin roof :unsure: I had a fuckin' roof repairer in and he done a few things up there but has not stopped the FUCKIN' LEAK..........god knows what he fuckin' done :doh:

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Fuck, I hate gift wrapping. I fuckin suck at it!!

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I suck at it as well. dont feel too bad keef.

I hate it as well. No matter how hard I fuckin' try, I just can't get it to look good in any way, shape or fuckin' form.

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Fuck, I hate gift wrapping. I fuckin suck at it!!

I suck at it as well. dont feel too bad keef.

I hate it as well. No matter how hard I fuckin' try, I just can't get it to look good in any way, shape or fuckin' form.

Me four! That's why I fuckin stock up on gift bags :tumbsup:

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I fucking suck at gift wrapping too. That's why I got married. :whistle:

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Here I am at 2AM Christmas Eve still fucking sorting through huge amounts of shit that you fuckers keep sending over here. I have to be back here fucking Midnight Boxing day as well to carry on with this shit. Fuck work, fuck Xmas. :drink:

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Fuck, I hate gift wrapping. I fuckin suck at it!!

I suck at it as well. dont feel too bad keef.

I hate it as well. No matter how hard I fuckin' try, I just can't get it to look good in any way, shape or fuckin' form.

Me four! That's why I fuckin stock up on gift bags :tumbsup:

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I fucking suck at gift wrapping too. That's why I got married. :whistle:

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Wow! A lot of us fuckin' suck at gift wrapping huh? No fuckin' wonder gift bags (and those gift-wrapping booths at the fuckin Malls) do such good business. :tumbsup:

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Fuck, I hate gift wrapping. I fuckin suck at it!!

I suck at it as well. dont feel too bad keef.

I hate it as well. No matter how hard I fuckin' try, I just can't get it to look good in any way, shape or fuckin' form.

Me four! That's why I fuckin stock up on gift bags :tumbsup:

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I fucking suck at gift wrapping too. That's why I got married. :whistle:

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Riiiiiiiiiight..that is the only fuckin reason you got married :nyanya:

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Fuck, I hate gift wrapping. I fuckin suck at it!!

I suck at it as well. dont feel too bad keef.

I hate it as well. No matter how hard I fuckin' try, I just can't get it to look good in any way, shape or fuckin' form.

Me four! That's why I fuckin stock up on gift bags :tumbsup:

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I fucking suck at gift wrapping too. That's why I got married. :whistle:

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Wow! A lot of us fuckin' suck at gift wrapping huh? No fuckin' wonder gift bags (and those gift-wrapping booths at the fuckin Malls) do such good business. :tumbsup:

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Why the fuck You think My Mom is now making cloth bags for presents instead of killing fucking trees to wrap gifts for Fucking Christmas???

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Sorry about your fuckin roof troubles Dave... royally fuckin sucks!

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I thank you for your fuckin' sympathy. It's awfully fuckin' kind of you :drink:

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I fixed the toilet problem without having to call a plumber, fuck yeah!!!

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Can you fix a leaking fuckin roof :unsure: I had a fuckin' roof repairer in and he done a few things up there but has not stopped the FUCKIN' LEAK..........god knows what he fuckin' done :doh:

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Sorry to hear about your fuckin' roof problem Dave. Can't help you there :(

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Why the fuck You think My Mom is now making cloth bags for presents instead of killing fucking trees to wrap gifts for Fucking Christmas???

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Because your Mom has way too much fucking free time on her hands? :blink:

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We have a major fuckin leak in our roof and it is fuckin pissin' down.

There is just as fuckin much water runnin' down inside the walls of the house than there fuckin' is outside :doh: ........We have fuckin' buckets, fuckin' pots, fuckin' towels, fuckin' you name it catchin' water and there ain't a God damn fuckin' thing I can do about it......... so I may aswell grab another beer and sit there and just fuckin' watch it..................FUCK

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I finally just got my fucking roofing problems fixed yesterday. It all started 2 fucking months ago. After battling with the Insurance company and waiting on money then hiring someone. After all of that it rained for almost the next fucking month and then we got snow. Well it's all fixed now but now I have so much fucking damage on two ceilings, two hard wood floors and 3 fucking walls on the inside.

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Fuckety Fuck fuck....

That's what I fuckin' said when the fuckin' fruit shoots had all fuckin' gone...

FUCK...Fruit Shoots has a grossly vulgar connotation to a vegetarian with

a severe case of the runs...

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Fuckety Fuck fuck....

That's what I fuckin' said when the fuckin' fruit shoots had all fuckin' gone...

FUCK...Fruit Shoots has a grossly vulgar connotation to a vegetarian with

a severe case of the runs...

In fact,they are a fuckin' fresh fruit drink using fuckin' fruits from fuckin' exotic places from around the fuckin' globe.. :whistle::whistle:

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Fuckety Fuck fuck....

That's what I fuckin' said when the fuckin' fruit shoots had all fuckin' gone...

FUCK...Fruit Shoots has a grossly vulgar connotation to a vegetarian with

a severe case of the runs...

In fact,they are a fuckin' fresh fruit drink using fuckin' fruits from fuckin' exotic places from around the fuckin' globe.. :whistle::whistle:

Fuck I had no fucking idea....

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