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Fuckin' hell !! The enemy moved my speakers

FUCK!!! That's Just Wrong...Never touch a man's Speakers..

The Fucking Nerve...

 

That's almost as fucking bad as flipping another mans burgers or steak at a BBQ.

Backed...or grabbing a man's last beer...Fuck that...

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My five year old has the fuckin sniffles today. Needless to say, that makes him a REAL fuckin joy to have around. :angry:

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What a fuckin' pain Tommy's been today.....

 

Sounds like you and I are in the same fuckin' boat today Ian!!

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I bought a new camera, my other one died. :(

fuckless,fuckless,fuckless,fuckless !!

 

Not that I'm too fuckin' bothered :whistle::whistle:

Whoops, I meant to say I bought a new FUCKIN' camera, my other one FUCKIN' died.

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What a fuckin' pain Tommy's been today.....

 

Sounds like you and I are in the same fuckin' boat today Ian!!

Kinda fuckin cold to be in a boat guys...

Fuckin' windy too, ye'd best be puttin' into port lads.

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What a fuckin' pain Tommy's been today.....

 

Sounds like you and I are in the same fuckin' boat today Ian!!

Kinda fuckin cold to be in a boat guys...

Fuckin' windy too, ye'd best be puttin' into port lads.

 

 

Can't you just fucking see Keef and Ian in a sail boat right now. :P

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What a fuckin' pain Tommy's been today.....

 

Sounds like you and I are in the same fuckin' boat today Ian!!

Kinda fuckin cold to be in a boat guys...

Fuckin' windy too, ye'd best be puttin' into port lads.

 

 

Can't you just fucking see Keef and Ian in a sail boat right now. :P

No I can't Fuckin see them...How the fuck can you?

Who's stowing the missent mast...who's battening down the fuckin hatches..

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I'm actually on a high after reading about Ian and Keef's sailing adventure. I hope they don't sink, though - it's fuckin' pouring out there today.

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sorry, but right now i would be the one in the PT boat with the fuckin machine gun ready to sink you and keef's lil boat. ( nothing personal)

I can swim like a fish. As soon as that fuckin' boat went down I'd be gliding through the ocean and within 5 seconds my jaws would be wrapped around the bottom of your PT boat and you'd be on the way down to the ocean floor. And this, my young lady friend, would be personal.

Peace Out,

The Shark

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sorry, but right now i would be the one in the PT boat with the fuckin machine gun ready to sink you and keef's lil boat. ( nothing personal)

I can swim like a fish. As soon as that fuckin' boat went down I'd be gliding through the ocean and within 5 seconds my jaws would be wrapped around the bottom of your PT boat and you'd be on the way down to the ocean floor. And this, my young lady friend, would be personal.

Peace Out,

The Shark

 

 

I would like to see your jaws wrapped the fuck around a 55 foot PT boat.

 

 

Geoff, you crack me up.

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sorry, but right now i would be the one in the PT boat with the fuckin machine gun ready to sink you and keef's lil boat. ( nothing personal)

I can swim like a fish. As soon as that fuckin' boat went down I'd be gliding through the ocean and within 5 seconds my jaws would be wrapped around the bottom of your PT boat and you'd be on the way down to the ocean floor. And this, my young lady friend, would be personal.

Peace Out,

The Shark

 

 

I would like to see your jaws wrapped the fuck around a 55 foot PT boat.

 

 

Geoff, you crack me up.

Remember Geoff is a fuckin' shark, Widda!!

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LOL...fuck you are naughty. you made me fuckin blush.

 

 

Yes Geoffrey you are very fucking naughty, you made the girl fucking blush NOT

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LOL...fuck you are naughty. you made me fuckin blush.

 

 

Yes Geoffrey you are very fucking naughty, you made the girl fucking blush NOT

Looks like Geoff is getting fuckin' coal for Christmas and Widda is getting fuckin' blush!!!

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LOL...fuck you are naughty. you made me fuckin blush.

 

 

Yes Geoffrey you are very fucking naughty, you made the girl fucking blush NOT

Are you calling the young lady a fuckin' liar? FYI, sharks don't like liars. They've been known to eat them.

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