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Country Music Television is running a fuckin' marathon of their "Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making The Team" reality show right now... BEST...fuckin'... T&A television show... EVER!!! :woot:

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Fuck me, this here Harlot - 'Room With A View' disc is Fucking awesome. How the fuck did I miss this first time round?

I fuckin' agree. I saw you naming the excellent 'So much for happy endings' in the song of the day thread the other day and I was all like, 'Wow, this dude has some good taste in music!' Then I looked across at the name of the poster, and uh... yeah. :P Great CD though.

 

 

Hey Fuckin' Emo/Poison man - Thats a definate case of the fucking pot calling the Kettle I think!! Now off ya go!! :whistle:

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Fuck me, this here Harlot - 'Room With A View' disc is Fucking awesome. How the fuck did I miss this first time round?

I fuckin' agree. I saw you naming the excellent 'So much for happy endings' in the song of the day thread the other day and I was all like, 'Wow, this dude has some good taste in music!' Then I looked across at the name of the poster, and uh... yeah. :P Great CD though.

 

 

Hey Fuckin' Emo/Poison man - Thats a definate case of the fucking pot calling the Kettle I think!! Now off ya go!! :whistle:

Sure Napoleon, I'll be off. It's fuckin' lunch time here... time to feed my awesome appetite for excellent music. :P

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Fuck me, this here Harlot - 'Room With A View' disc is Fucking awesome. How the fuck did I miss this first time round?

I fuckin' agree. I saw you naming the excellent 'So much for happy endings' in the song of the day thread the other day and I was all like, 'Wow, this dude has some good taste in music!' Then I looked across at the name of the poster, and uh... yeah. :P Great CD though.

 

 

Hey Fuckin' Emo/Poison man - Thats a definate case of the fucking pot calling the Kettle I think!! Now off ya go!! :whistle:

Sure Napoleon, I'll be off. It's fuckin' lunch time here... time to feed my awesome appetite for excellent music. :P

 

Emo - A legend in his own mind?? Napoleon was French of which I am not!!

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Fuck me, this here Harlot - 'Room With A View' disc is Fucking awesome. How the fuck did I miss this first time round?

I fuckin' agree. I saw you naming the excellent 'So much for happy endings' in the song of the day thread the other day and I was all like, 'Wow, this dude has some good taste in music!' Then I looked across at the name of the poster, and uh... yeah. :P Great CD though.

 

 

Hey Fuckin' Emo/Poison man - Thats a definate case of the fucking pot calling the Kettle I think!! Now off ya go!! :whistle:

Sure Napoleon, I'll be off. It's fuckin' lunch time here... time to feed my awesome appetite for excellent music. :P

 

Emo - A legend in his own mind?? Napoleon was French of which I am not!!

Napoleon might have added a fuck in that previous statement. :whistle:

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Fuck me, this here Harlot - 'Room With A View' disc is Fucking awesome. How the fuck did I miss this first time round?

I fuckin' agree. I saw you naming the excellent 'So much for happy endings' in the song of the day thread the other day and I was all like, 'Wow, this dude has some good taste in music!' Then I looked across at the name of the poster, and uh... yeah. :P Great CD though.

 

 

Hey Fuckin' Emo/Poison man - Thats a definate case of the fucking pot calling the Kettle I think!! Now off ya go!! :whistle:

Sure Napoleon, I'll be off. It's fuckin' lunch time here... time to feed my awesome appetite for excellent music. :P

 

Emo - A legend in his own mind?? Napoleon was French of which I am not!!

Napoleon might have added a fuck in that previous statement. :whistle:

And an emo band would have thrown a "fuck" in there for good measure too. For image's sake if nothing else.

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Fuck me, this here Harlot - 'Room With A View' disc is Fucking awesome. How the fuck did I miss this first time round?

I fuckin' agree. I saw you naming the excellent 'So much for happy endings' in the song of the day thread the other day and I was all like, 'Wow, this dude has some good taste in music!' Then I looked across at the name of the poster, and uh... yeah. :P Great CD though.

 

 

Hey Fuckin' Emo/Poison man - Thats a definate case of the fucking pot calling the Kettle I think!! Now off ya go!! :whistle:

Sure Napoleon, I'll be off. It's fuckin' lunch time here... time to feed my awesome appetite for excellent music. :P

 

Emo - A legend in his own mind?? Napoleon was French of which I am not!!

Napoleon might have added a fuck in that previous statement. :whistle:

And an emo band would have thrown a "fuck" in there for good measure too. For image's sake if nothing else.

 

 

I am part Aussie didn't ya know - I do what the Fuck I like and I know the Fuck I am right - Right? :nyanya:

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Fuck me, this here Harlot - 'Room With A View' disc is Fucking awesome. How the fuck did I miss this first time round?

I fuckin' agree. I saw you naming the excellent 'So much for happy endings' in the song of the day thread the other day and I was all like, 'Wow, this dude has some good taste in music!' Then I looked across at the name of the poster, and uh... yeah. :P Great CD though.

 

 

Hey Fuckin' Emo/Poison man - Thats a definate case of the fucking pot calling the Kettle I think!! Now off ya go!! :whistle:

Sure Napoleon, I'll be off. It's fuckin' lunch time here... time to feed my awesome appetite for excellent music. :P

 

Emo - A legend in his own mind?? Napoleon was French of which I am not!!

Napoleon might have added a fuck in that previous statement. :whistle:

And an emo band would have thrown a "fuck" in there for good measure too. For image's sake if nothing else.

 

 

I am part Aussie didn't ya know - I do what the Fuck I like and I know the Fuck I am right - Right? :nyanya:

Fuckin' truth. You're finally speaking some sense my good man.

 

Not that I really get that, but it sounds fuckin' decent to me anyway. :D

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Fuck me, this here Harlot - 'Room With A View' disc is Fucking awesome. How the fuck did I miss this first time round?

I fuckin' agree. I saw you naming the excellent 'So much for happy endings' in the song of the day thread the other day and I was all like, 'Wow, this dude has some good taste in music!' Then I looked across at the name of the poster, and uh... yeah. :P Great CD though.

 

 

Hey Fuckin' Emo/Poison man - Thats a definate case of the fucking pot calling the Kettle I think!! Now off ya go!! :whistle:

Sure Napoleon, I'll be off. It's fuckin' lunch time here... time to feed my awesome appetite for excellent music. :P

 

Emo - A legend in his own mind?? Napoleon was French of which I am not!!

Napoleon might have added a fuck in that previous statement. :whistle:

And an emo band would have thrown a "fuck" in there for good measure too. For image's sake if nothing else.

 

 

I am part Aussie didn't ya know - I do what the Fuck I like and I know the Fuck I am right - Right? :nyanya:

 

 

But the fuckin question i want to know is...for being part aussie, does he like to fuck? :nyanya:

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Fuck me, this here Harlot - 'Room With A View' disc is Fucking awesome. How the fuck did I miss this first time round?

I fuckin' agree. I saw you naming the excellent 'So much for happy endings' in the song of the day thread the other day and I was all like, 'Wow, this dude has some good taste in music!' Then I looked across at the name of the poster, and uh... yeah. :P Great CD though.

 

 

Hey Fuckin' Emo/Poison man - Thats a definate case of the fucking pot calling the Kettle I think!! Now off ya go!! :whistle:

Sure Napoleon, I'll be off. It's fuckin' lunch time here... time to feed my awesome appetite for excellent music. :P

 

Emo - A legend in his own mind?? Napoleon was French of which I am not!!

Napoleon might have added a fuck in that previous statement. :whistle:

And an emo band would have thrown a "fuck" in there for good measure too. For image's sake if nothing else.

 

 

I am part Aussie didn't ya know - I do what the Fuck I like and I know the Fuck I am right - Right? :nyanya:

 

 

But the fuckin question i want to know is...for being part aussie, does he like to fuck? :nyanya:

Geoff...Fuck? you need to ask??

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Widda Playing Madison Square Gardens

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Fuck me, this here Harlot - 'Room With A View' disc is Fucking awesome. How the fuck did I miss this first time round?

I fuckin' agree. I saw you naming the excellent 'So much for happy endings' in the song of the day thread the other day and I was all like, 'Wow, this dude has some good taste in music!' Then I looked across at the name of the poster, and uh... yeah. :P Great CD though.

 

 

Hey Fuckin' Emo/Poison man - Thats a definate case of the fucking pot calling the Kettle I think!! Now off ya go!! :whistle:

Sure Napoleon, I'll be off. It's fuckin' lunch time here... time to feed my awesome appetite for excellent music. :P

 

Emo - A legend in his own mind?? Napoleon was French of which I am not!!

Napoleon might have added a fuck in that previous statement. :whistle:

And an emo band would have thrown a "fuck" in there for good measure too. For image's sake if nothing else.

 

 

I am part Aussie didn't ya know - I do what the Fuck I like and I know the Fuck I am right - Right? :nyanya:

 

 

But the fuckin question i want to know is...for being part aussie, does he like to fuck? :nyanya:

Geoff...Fuck? you need to ask??

 

 

 

No no, I know Geoff likes to fuck (thank you again Geoff) but i was talking about Jez.

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Yes I fucking do and No, I am not part Aussie (perlease) - what I was trying to fucking say was fucking lost. Sarcasm doesn't work when writing obviously.

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Yes I fucking do and No, I am not part Aussie (perlease) - what I was trying to fucking say was fucking lost. Sarcasm doesn't work when writing obviously.

 

 

 

;) you are so fuckin cute when you are scarastic!;)

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Yes I fucking do and No, I am not part Aussie (perlease) - what I was trying to fucking say was fucking lost. Sarcasm doesn't work when writing obviously.

It's okay mate, I understood what you were saying... just didn't really "get it" as it's a pretty warped view of us fuckin' awesome Aussies if you ask me. Not one I've heard before. The dudes you know there that you base these opinions on must be 60% British / 40% Aussie? :D

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Yes I fucking do and No, I am not part Aussie (perlease) - what I was trying to fucking say was fucking lost. Sarcasm doesn't work when writing obviously.

It's okay mate, I understood what you were saying... just didn't really "get it" as it's a pretty warped view of us fuckin' awesome Aussies if you ask me. Not one I've heard before. The dudes you know there that you base these opinions on must be 60% British / 40% Aussie? :D

 

 

Warped indeed. Come over here mate, you hear it all the Fuckin' time how fuckin' wonderful and awesome they say you all are and Australia is!!! ZZZzzzzzzzzz .Then why the Fuck are you here working in some crummy bar in the back streets of Bedford I ask?? :lol:

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Yes I fucking do and No, I am not part Aussie (perlease) - what I was trying to fucking say was fucking lost. Sarcasm doesn't work when writing obviously.

It's okay mate, I understood what you were saying... just didn't really "get it" as it's a pretty warped view of us fuckin' awesome Aussies if you ask me. Not one I've heard before. The dudes you know there that you base these opinions on must be 60% British / 40% Aussie? :D

 

 

Warped indeed. Come over here mate, you hear it all the Fuckin' time how fuckin' wonderful and awesome they say you all are and Australia is!!! ZZZzzzzzzzzz .Then why the Fuck are you here working in some crummy bar in the back streets of Bedford I ask?? :lol:

Good fuckin' question, if you ask me. No offence my good buddy, but that's the last place in the world you'd catch me. :) Truth be told, though, they're probably there to earn a decent dollar and come back here with 3 times as much money as they had before they left. Buy a nice fuckin' house on the beach and forget all about their time in "The Land Of Eternal Night And Cold And Wet And Miserable". :P

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Yes I fucking do and No, I am not part Aussie (perlease) - what I was trying to fucking say was fucking lost. Sarcasm doesn't work when writing obviously.

It's okay mate, I understood what you were saying... just didn't really "get it" as it's a pretty warped view of us fuckin' awesome Aussies if you ask me. Not one I've heard before. The dudes you know there that you base these opinions on must be 60% British / 40% Aussie? :D

 

 

Warped indeed. Come over here mate, you hear it all the Fuckin' time how fuckin' wonderful and awesome they say you all are and Australia is!!! ZZZzzzzzzzzz .Then why the Fuck are you here working in some crummy bar in the back streets of Bedford I ask?? :lol:

Good fuckin' question, if you ask me. No offence my good buddy, but that's the last place in the world you'd catch me. :) Truth be told, though, they're probably there to earn a decent dollar and come back here with 3 times as much money as they had before they left. Buy a nice fuckin' house on the beach and forget all about their time in "The Land Of Eternal Night And Cold And Wet And Miserable". :P

 

 

Oh how very wrong you are about this fuckin' beautiful little country of ours. You would be very fucking surprised I can assure you!! But then you would have to fucking visit to give a fucking valid opinion. Earn a decent dollar working the bars, here??? :rofl2: My mate who is travelling around Oz earns nearly fucking double in the bars there than over here.

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Why do Mondays usually always fuckin suck epic proportions?

 

 

Try fucking Tuesday to fucking Friday as well!.

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How the fuck did I manage to get stuck with taking care of the Melbourne Cup Office Sweepstakes? Do I have "Stupid Motherfucker" written accross my fore- oh... so, wow. Turns out there's a mirror on my desk and I do actually have the words "Stupid Motherfucker" written accross my forehead. Guess that line of questioning is over. Your witness.

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How the fuck did I manage to get stuck with taking care of the Melbourne Cup Office Sweepstakes? Do I have "Stupid Motherfucker" written accross my fore- oh... so, wow. Turns out there's a mirror on my desk and I do actually have the words "Stupid Motherfucker" written accross my forehead. Guess that line of questioning is over. Your witness.

Wouldn't that be "stupid motherfucker" backwards? Or "rekcufrehtom diputs"?

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Fucking hell. Seriously. I put $16 in bets on the race in our office sweepstakes. Turns out I won $18 overall (due to picking the last horse twice, strangely enough) BUT, because I am a fucking moron, I was sitting here in the office with twenty minutes till race time, absolutely dying for a fucking beer.

 

Honestly, to put Melbourne Cup Day into context, I am usually a blind mess by race time - it's an awesome excuse for getting drunk at work... but there was no one in the office this year - they're all on some fucking cruise somewhere.

 

So yeah, either way, I was fuckin' dying for a beer so I just thought, fuck it, and went down to the pub and bought a beer to quickly drown before race time. So, sure enough, while I'm there I think to myself I'll do one quick little fucking bet, which I fucked up, and it ended up costing me $18. So, in the end I fucked myself out of $18 due to my own stupid fucked up stupidity.

 

Melbourne Cup day, in summary, sucks dog balls. Once again.

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