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It's fuckin' Friday and I start a weeks vacation after today.

 

 

 

Where the fuck are you going Bob?

 

We are relocating to Maryland so I have to fucking haul a 12 foot U-Haul trailer behind my Durango with my wife and kids stuff. My wife is opening up a daycare in Westminster, MD so I get to fucking help her get the facility set up. My in-laws live out there so we are moving closer to them.

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We are relocating to Maryland so I have to fucking haul a 12 foot U-Haul trailer behind my Durango with my wife and kids stuff. My wife is opening up a daycare in Westminster, MD so I get to fucking help her get the facility set up. My in-laws live out there so we are moving closer to them.

 

Fuckin' A, that sounds like WAY more than a fuckin' week's worth of work... some "vacation!" Good luck, man. Moving fuckin' sucks. I've done it twice and I never want to go through it again

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Good news: I'm fucking home.

Bad news: I'm fucking sick.

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I have so many fuckin' things to say in this thread but it's not the fuckin' place. Basically, just a big 'FUCK' in regards to everything. Seriously... fuck.

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FUCK!! :doh: I still feel like fucking shit. That fucking NyQuil did nothing...Motherfucking 3 balled sumbitch!!

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FUCK!! :doh: I still feel like fucking shit. That fucking NyQuil did nothing...Motherfucking 3 balled sumbitch!!

 

Which fuckin' NyQuil did you take... the fuckin' red one or the awesome Green Fuckin' Death flavor? If you went with Green Fuckin' Death your cold should be fuckin' on the ropes!!

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FUCK!! :doh: I still feel like fucking shit. That fucking NyQuil did nothing...Motherfucking 3 balled sumbitch!!

 

Which fuckin' NyQuil did you take... the fuckin' red one or the awesome Green Fuckin' Death flavor? If you went with Green Fuckin' Death your cold should be fuckin' on the ropes!!

I took the fucking red one. FUCK!!!! Just my fucking luck. The wrong fucking NyQuil :doh:

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What a fucking day.

 

I helped move my mom to a new place and now my fucking back hurts.

 

I think it was the fucking old Piano that put me over the fucking top.

 

That will teach you to fuck old pianos, now won't it?

 

 

 

I thought if I used a condom it'd be okay, I guess I was fucking wrong. :anon:

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What a fucking day.

 

I helped move my mom to a new place and now my fucking back hurts.

 

I think it was the fucking old Piano that put me over the fucking top.

 

That will teach you to fuck old pianos, now won't it?

 

 

 

I thought if I used a condom it'd be okay, I guess I was fucking wrong. :anon:

 

Now you're gonna have baby grands fucking running around.

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What a fucking day.

 

I helped move my mom to a new place and now my fucking back hurts.

 

I think it was the fucking old Piano that put me over the fucking top.

 

That will teach you to fuck old pianos, now won't it?

 

 

 

I thought if I used a condom it'd be okay, I guess I was fucking wrong. :anon:

 

Now you're gonna have baby grands fucking running around.

 

 

No fucking shit. :rofl2:

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This Saranac Pale Ale tastes sooooooo fuckin' GOOD :P

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Father: Its time to teach you about birds and bees.

 

Son: Please NO!!!!

 

Father:Why?

 

Son:The first time you taught me something I found out that theres no Santa Klaus...second time I found out that easter bunny isnt real..and last time you told me..The tooth fairy doesnt exist...If you tell me now that grow- up people dont ..FUCK!!!! ..then theres no reason in living!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKK"""!!!!!!!!!! :banger::2up::crazy::hammer::crying::doh::yikes::yikes::yikes:

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Eels just got fucking slaughtered. I sat on the beach today as my brothers surfed. I don't know if the drops on the page of the magazines were fucking raindrops or tears dropping from my fuckin' eyes.

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Fucking weekend flies by again. Fucking Monday tomorrow. FUCK!!! :doh:

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Happy fuckin' Monday morning to y'all ...

 

Another fuckin' work week, another coupla fuckin' dollars <_<

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