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Geoff PLEASE REPLY NOW

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To go to fucking Samoa, or to not go to fucking Samoa.

 

I say you fucking think about it samoa.

Good call. Good fucking call. I had to think about it. At first, because I'm fucking slow, I thought you were calling me fucking Samoa, but it clicked soon after. Nicely etched mate. Nicely fucking etched.

 

There are samoa where that fucking came from.

 

i fuckin love Chocolate paydays and Milky Way Midnights:)

 

You get paid in chocolate? Fucking lucky. My job just gives me money. The milky way is stunning at midnight, but don't get me started on the rings of Saturn. Lousy with whores and uranus pushers. I will not fucking vacation there this year.

How are you fucking doing in that "How to answer threads like Geoff" class you've been fucking going to??

You appear to be getting the fuckin' hen and egg mixed up, Chris. I know for a fact Eric Brittingham taught Jason everything he knows, and Jason in turn taught me. It's a fuckin' blessed cycle.

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Good fucking evening all!! 73 luscious degrees here right now....

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My stupid fucking garage door is fucking up.

Every fucking time I try to close it it goes half way down and then goes back up. It keeps getting off fucking track and won't fucking stay on.

 

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

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Been co-organising a football tipping comp this morning. I have $20 in my fucking pocket and it's not mine. Do I flee the fuckin' country? That's the fuckin' question that's haunting me.

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Been co-organising a football tipping comp this morning. I have $20 in my fucking pocket and it's not mine. Do I flee the fuckin' country? That's the fuckin' question that's haunting me.

Flee Geoff Flee!! You might get to the fucking corner with $20.

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Been co-organising a football tipping comp this morning. I have $20 in my fucking pocket and it's not mine. Do I flee the fuckin' country? That's the fuckin' question that's haunting me.

Flee Geoff Flee!! You might get to the fucking corner with $20.

I will make it to the fucking corner, and stock up on fucking KFC Crispy Spicy Mutherfucker Wings or whatever they're called. There my journey will end. But today... I fucking own them.

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Been co-organising a football tipping comp this morning. I have $20 in my fucking pocket and it's not mine. Do I flee the fuckin' country? That's the fuckin' question that's haunting me.

Flee Geoff Flee!! You might get to the fucking corner with $20.

I will make it to the fucking corner, and stock up on fucking KFC Crispy Spicy Mutherfucker Wings or whatever they're called. There my journey will end. But today... I fucking own them.

Now that I know you will make it to the fucking corner, I can go to bed in peace... :drink:

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I ate 6 Wicked Mutherfuckin' Wings for lunch. Plus my 2 fuckin' sandwiches earlier. Damn I'm fucking healthy.

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My stupid fucking garage door is fucking up.

Every fucking time I try to close it it goes half way down and then goes back up. It keeps getting off fucking track and won't fucking stay on.

 

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

 

If you have one of those fuckers that have the fuckin' sensors at the bottom try cleaning those off, I use to have that fuckin' problem at our old house with shit. If you hold the fucking button down the door should close.

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My stupid fucking garage door is fucking up.

Every fucking time I try to close it it goes half way down and then goes back up. It keeps getting off fucking track and won't fucking stay on.

 

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

 

If you have one of those fuckers that have the fuckin' sensors at the bottom try cleaning those off, I use to have that fuckin' problem at our old house with shit. If you hold the fucking button down the door should close.

 

Yeah, same here. Once I told my mother-in-law to get the fuck out of the way it closed no problem. ;)

 

j/k, I love my mother-in-law. :wub:

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My stupid fucking garage door is fucking up.

Every fucking time I try to close it it goes half way down and then goes back up. It keeps getting off fucking track and won't fucking stay on.

 

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

 

If you have one of those fuckers that have the fuckin' sensors at the bottom try cleaning those off, I use to have that fuckin' problem at our old house with shit. If you hold the fucking button down the door should close.

 

Yeah, same here. Once I told my mother-in-law to get the fuck out of the way it closed no problem. ;)

 

j/k, I love my mother-in-law. :wub:

 

Pete your a fuckin' nicer guy than I am...I don't think I could do that for my mother-in-law.

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Fucking Samoa... looking like it's going to end up unobtainable. Dream another dream, this fucking dream is over. Fuck I wish I had money... even a little fuckin' bit of it.

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My stupid fucking garage door is fucking up.

Every fucking time I try to close it it goes half way down and then goes back up. It keeps getting off fucking track and won't fucking stay on.

 

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

 

If you have one of those fuckers that have the fuckin' sensors at the bottom try cleaning those off, I use to have that fuckin' problem at our old house with shit. If you hold the fucking button down the door should close.

 

Yeah, same here. Once I told my mother-in-law to get the fuck out of the way it closed no problem. ;)

 

j/k, I love my mother-in-law. :wub:

 

Pete your a fuckin' nicer guy than I am...I don't think I could do that for my mother-in-law.

Would you have kept throwing that fucking switch that turns on nothing in your fucking house but opens and closes the neighbor's fucking garage door? Keep hitting her in the fucking head?

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My stupid fucking garage door is fucking up.

Every fucking time I try to close it it goes half way down and then goes back up. It keeps getting off fucking track and won't fucking stay on.

 

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

 

If you have one of those fuckers that have the fuckin' sensors at the bottom try cleaning those off, I use to have that fuckin' problem at our old house with shit. If you hold the fucking button down the door should close.

 

 

 

I've tried cleaning those off but it still didn't work. That was the fucking problem another time so maybe I should try to fucking clean it better. It just pisses me off to even think about it.

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This whole fucking Samoa thing is killing me. I sent the new quote to my girl at home today (pretty much $1500 more than orignal deal) and she's sort of fuckin' said she's not sure if she can get holidays or the money, but to go the fuck ahead. I'm paying 2/3 of the price and know I don't have the fucking money... but fuck me do I want to go. Decisions, fucking decisions.

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My stupid fucking garage door is fucking up.

Every fucking time I try to close it it goes half way down and then goes back up. It keeps getting off fucking track and won't fucking stay on.

 

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

 

If you have one of those fuckers that have the fuckin' sensors at the bottom try cleaning those off, I use to have that fuckin' problem at our old house with shit. If you hold the fucking button down the door should close.

 

Yeah, same here. Once I told my mother-in-law to get the fuck out of the way it closed no problem. ;)

 

j/k, I love my mother-in-law. :wub:

 

Pete your a fuckin' nicer guy than I am...I don't think I could do that for my mother-in-law.

Would you have kept throwing that fucking switch that turns on nothing in your fucking house but opens and closes the neighbor's fucking garage door? Keep hitting her in the fucking head?

 

If it fucking amuses me, sure why not.

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My stupid fucking garage door is fucking up.

Every fucking time I try to close it it goes half way down and then goes back up. It keeps getting off fucking track and won't fucking stay on.

 

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

 

If you have one of those fuckers that have the fuckin' sensors at the bottom try cleaning those off, I use to have that fuckin' problem at our old house with shit. If you hold the fucking button down the door should close.

 

Yeah, same here. Once I told my mother-in-law to get the fuck out of the way it closed no problem. ;)

 

j/k, I love my mother-in-law. :wub:

 

Pete your a fuckin' nicer guy than I am...I don't think I could do that for my mother-in-law.

Would you have kept throwing that fucking switch that turns on nothing in your fucking house but opens and closes the neighbor's fucking garage door? Keep hitting her in the fucking head?

 

If it fucking amuses me, sure why not.

I like the way you fucking think my friend!! :drink:

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You guys have no fucking idea how badly I'm just watching this fucking clock. Even though I spent hour on the fuckin' net today - here, on some holiday sites etc. I still have absolutely nothing to fucking do at the moment. Business has been so fucking quiet it's scary. All I can do is sit here, looking at the fucking clock which says 4:55pm. Only five more fucking minutes to go. Oh, here we go. Just got an email from upstairs about something I supposedly fucked up, but apparently it's impossible for the dude to explain what or why it's fucked. G-out.

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Windier than a MOTHERFUCKER here! The Widow May Get Blown the FUCK across the street.

 

Ask the guys and they will tell you that it's nice to get blown wherever the fuck you can.

 

 

Nice fucking post Jay. As Geoff would say....................BACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Windier than a MOTHERFUCKER here! The Widow May Get Blown the FUCK across the street.

 

Ask the guys and they will tell you that it's nice to get blown wherever the fuck you can.

 

 

Nice fucking post Jay. As Geoff would say....................BACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Fuckin' totally backed brothers. :woot:

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