Fat Freddy Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Free your fuckin' mind and the FUCKs will follow!! hehehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 I just witnessed a fucking revelation of fuckness. It was pretty fucking awesome. Most things Keith does are pretty fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Fuckin'A thanks Geoff. You're pretty fuckin' gnarly yourself over there, all fuckin' Australian and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbasmama Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 what the fuck!!!!!!!!!! u want me to come out and say fuck!!!!!!!! hahaha  Paul............I'm fucking shocked!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Gold Donors & then Posted December 21, 2006 2023 Gold Donors Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 FUCK! Snow.......when will it stop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Here's a fuckin' good fuckin' story for y'all... a co-worker of mine who operates out of another fuckin' office is off this fuckin' week, so we met up for fuckin' lunch today...the latest fuckin' installment of an annual fuckin' tradition that he and I have been doing for the last couple of fuckin' holiday seasons, we call it the fuckin' METAL LUNCH... anyway, we went to a nice little sports bar kinda fuckin' joint, had a couple of fuckin' beers and sandwiches, talked about various fuckin' CDs and DVDs, the food was fuckin' great, our waitress was fuckin' hot, and when time came to pay our fuckin' bill I pulled out my handy-dandy tip calculator and found out that a fuckin' 15% tip worked out to be... $6.66!! How fuckin' METAL is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan3000 Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 FUCK Â Damn that felt good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Here's a fuckin' good fuckin' story for y'all... a co-worker of mine who operates out of another fuckin' office is off this fuckin' week, so we met up for fuckin' lunch today...the latest fuckin' installment of an annual fuckin' tradition that he and I have been doing for the last couple of fuckin' holiday seasons, we call it the fuckin' METAL LUNCH... anyway, we went to a nice little sports bar kinda fuckin' joint, had a couple of fuckin' beers and sandwiches, talked about various fuckin' CDs and DVDs, the food was fuckin' great, our waitress was fuckin' hot, and when time came to pay our fuckin' bill I pulled out my handy-dandy tip calculator and found out that a fuckin' 15% tip worked out to be... $6.66!! How fuckin' METAL is that? Â That story was so fucking metal I want to steel it away from you and use it as my own. Here's my newest most hated thing in the fucking world: Â When you have a fucking conversation with a fucker, for example on Tuesday, and something unfortunate happens in-between and on Thursday, for fucking example, you refer back to that conversation to try and indicate that it is not your fucking fault and refer to something you remember vividly about the conversation... but the fucker denies this part of the conversation ever happened and you cop the full fucking balme. What the fuck's up with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heaven&hell Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Here's a fuckin' good fuckin' story for y'all... a co-worker of mine who operates out of another fuckin' office is off this fuckin' week, so we met up for fuckin' lunch today...the latest fuckin' installment of an annual fuckin' tradition that he and I have been doing for the last couple of fuckin' holiday seasons, we call it the fuckin' METAL LUNCH... anyway, we went to a nice little sports bar kinda fuckin' joint, had a couple of fuckin' beers and sandwiches, talked about various fuckin' CDs and DVDs, the food was fuckin' great, our waitress was fuckin' hot, and when time came to pay our fuckin' bill I pulled out my handy-dandy tip calculator and found out that a fuckin' 15% tip worked out to be... $6.66!! How fuckin' METAL is that? Â That story was so fucking metal I want to steel it away from you and use it as my own. Here's my newest most hated thing in the fucking world: Â When you have a fucking conversation with a fucker, for example on Tuesday, and something unfortunate happens in-between and on Thursday, for fucking example, you refer back to that conversation to try and indicate that it is not your fucking fault and refer to something you remember vividly about the conversation... but the fucker denies this part of the conversation ever happened and you cop the full fucking balme. What the fuck's up with that? Â Â Â That's fucking why I always record all my conversations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swriter Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 sorry MJ, but fuck, now I can not fucking stop!!!!!! what the fuck is going on!!!!!! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 I so need a fucking beer right now... well, off to the fucking fridge with me then!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Gold Donors & then Posted December 22, 2006 2023 Gold Donors Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 I so need a fucking beer right now... well, off to the fucking fridge with me then!! Â Here's one for ya! Congrat's on 6,000 & countin' posts, Keith! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heaven&hell Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 I so need a fucking beer right now... well, off to the fucking fridge with me then!! Â Here's one for ya! Congrat's on 6,000 & countin' posts, Keith! Â Â You didn't say the word Fuck. It must be the snow getting to you. Â Congrats on 6000 posts Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Holy fuckin' crap, I didn't even fuckin' realize that I'd cracked the 6000 mark... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 It's a fuckin' ghost town round here today. Wonder if anyone would fuckin' notice if I just went the fuck home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heaven&hell Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 It's a fucking ghost town on this board today too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Yea, I fuckin' noticed that. Where the fuck is everybody?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heaven&hell Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Yea, I fuckin' noticed that. Where the fuck is everybody?? Â Â A better question is where the fuck is Jason? I haven't seen him on here for a few days. Too answer your question, it seems like everyone is celebrating the holidays without us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Yea, I fuckin' noticed that. Where the fuck is everybody?? Â Â A better question is where the fuck is Jason? I haven't seen him on here for a few days. Too answer your question, it seems like everyone is celebrating the holidays without us. Â Gee, that really fuckin' stings don't it Wes? I thought we were somewhat fuckin' well liked around here... Sheeeeit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbasmama Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 I'm fuckin' here. Was just having "the talk" with my baby boy about "Santa Claus". Â Â Fuck. Â Â Upside.......he says "I knew that.....about a year ago". I feel relieved, yet somehow disappointed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heaven&hell Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 I'm fuckin' here. Was just having "the talk" with my baby boy about "Santa Claus". Â Â Fuck. Â Â Upside.......he says "I knew that.....about a year ago". I feel relieved, yet somehow disappointed.... Â Â Â What!!!!!! Â Are you trying to say that like Santa isn't real???? This is horrible fucking news. Â Â FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan3000 Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Is Christmas ever going to fucking get here? I'm starting to get fucking anxious. My fucking wife keeps fucking nagging me to open the fucking gifts early I keep telling her no fucking way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Gold Donors & then Posted December 23, 2006 2023 Gold Donors Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 It's fuckin' FRIDAY night! Time to fuckin' ROCK..............!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raildog Posted December 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Hey, Merry Fucking Christmas!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Oh yeah, Merry Fucking Christmas. My office just screwed me over royally. I get a call from our fucking payroll idiot. First she tells me that I owe the firm $900 for Jessie's health insurance since her birth (which I expected to pay, but not $900 fucking dollars!). Then she tells me that she overpaid me for my sick time by 67 hours so that will have to come out of my January paycheck! At this point there won't BE a fucking January paycheck!!!!! Â But on a brighter note... I have a 2nd fucking interview with a new firm on Tuesday. If all goes well, I'll be returning from maternity leave and giving my fucking notice!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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