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Wow, so it finally happened. The train crashed this morning and I was dismembered by a seat that was dislodged during impact. After having my head taken from the neck it was then crushed against shattered glass and bricks. Whoops, did it again. My mistake. Just Monday fucking morning again.

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FUCK!

I miss George fuckin' Carlin!! :crying:

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Wooooo! Just got back from ridin' the bike eight fuckin' miles!

 

Feel fuckin' good now........but later? :unsure:

I fuckin' ache just fuckin' reading that........... :whistle:

How the fuck do you feel now MJ?? :whistle: :whistle:

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Bike riding is fuckin' good stuff, except when you break your bike first, fix it and then break it again, and then you break your wife's bike next.

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Wooooo! Just got back from ridin' the bike eight fuckin' miles!

 

Feel fuckin' good now........but later? :unsure:

I fuckin' ache just fuckin' reading that........... :whistle:

How the fuck do you feel now MJ?? :whistle: :whistle:

 

10 speed bike seats are NOT fuckin' made for a woman. :blink: Fuckin' ouchie!!!

 

Today we really fuckin' pushed it.......went 14.2 miles.

 

Tomorrow..........??? Who the fuck knows....I may stay in bed. :lol:

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Wooooo! Just got back from ridin' the bike eight fuckin' miles!

 

Feel fuckin' good now........but later? :unsure:

I fuckin' ache just fuckin' reading that........... :whistle:

How the fuck do you feel now MJ?? :whistle: :whistle:

 

10 speed bike seats are NOT fuckin' made for a woman. :blink: Fuckin' ouchie!!!

 

Today we really fuckin' pushed it.......went 14.2 miles.

 

Tomorrow..........??? Who the fuck knows....I may stay in bed. :lol:

I work with someone who is a serious fuckin' bike rider. If you want I could ask him what seat is good for a woman.

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I always thought a man's face was the best seat for a woman.

 

Fuck, 'cause I'm obliged to say it.

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there's over 800 fuckin wildfires burning in Cali now :(

Holy fuck, Lisa! Hope they're not too close to you. Take care and I will do a bomb in the swimming pool tonight with the hope a splash or two reaches you. :wub:

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there's over 800 fuckin wildfires burning in Cali now :(

Holy fuck, Lisa! Hope they're not too close to you. Take care and I will do a bomb in the swimming pool tonight with the hope a splash or two reaches you. :wub:

Thanks Geoff - you da best :wub:

The third one in a month in my county was contained just two fuckin days ago & flames came within five fuckin feet of my sister-in-law's house on that one. She came home to a note on her fuckin door from the firefighters, thanking her for having all the under-brush cleared away... gave them the fuckin edge they needed to save her house & her neighbor's.

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Fuck is all I can say....... :whistle:

 

Fuck ! That's not a fuckin' lot !! ;)

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Fuck is all I can say....... :whistle:

 

Fuck ! That's not a fuckin' lot !! ;)

Tis fuckin' true though.... :crying::crying:

Fuckin' oath it is :whistle:

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