The Uninteresting Thread

[Faron]

It's not much of a life being a peanut!

 

I like eating peanuts

[Geoff]

I just told a mildly-retarded inmate that he can't move to another cell.

Did you physically beat him for the request?

I think he mildly beat him...

As long as he hurt I'm happy.

I told him "Fuck, no" in my sternest voice and possibly hurt his feelings...does that count?

It does to me.

[Jez]

Whispa bars are chocotastic mate.

[Geoff]

I just witnessed the appraisal for 'Children of men' and I was all like, wtf? Didn't you see it? It was total shit.

[Wotty]

There's a list of phone numbers on the table............

[Jez]

There's a list of phone numbers on the table............

 

Phone one of them and shout 'Fuck Off' for a laugh!

[Wotty]

There's a list of phone numbers on the table............

 

Phone one of them and shout 'Fuck Off' for a laugh!

I was going to..........But you wouldn't pick up..

[Jez]

There's a list of phone numbers on the table............

 

Phone one of them and shout 'Fuck Off' for a laugh!

I was going to..........But you wouldn't pick up..

 

I always ignore you when your name flashes up - I am above you

[Wotty]

There's a list of phone numbers on the table............

 

Phone one of them and shout 'Fuck Off' for a laugh!

I was going to..........But you wouldn't pick up..

 

I always ignore you when your name flashes up - I am above you

[Wotty]

I just got a new cd player...

[aMetalhead1966]

I just got a new cd player...

I didn't..

[Rockposer]

I just got a new cd player...

 

Details please?

[Wotty]

I just got a new cd player...

I didn't..

The cds that wouldn't play now miraculously do........ The enemy........

[Faron]

I just got a new cd player...

 

Well done mate

[Jez]

All the new CD shelves are finally up, now to put all the cd's in them.

[Geoff]

I have a few new CDs but no shelves or new CD players. I will, however, accept donations.

[Wotty]

I've just watched my goldfish swimming in its bowl...........

[Geoff]

Bollocks. That's about it.

[Wotty]

There's another house buying/selling programme on tv............

[Geoff]

There's another house buying/selling programme on tv............

My favourite!

 

But seriously, I fucking hate them.

[Fat Freddy]

My cell phone rang a little while ago and it was a wrong number. It was a very British sounding gentleman looking for someone named "Stewart." When I told him he had the wrong number, he said "Why, yes, it seems I do, terribly sorry." It was so freakin' cool.

[Dark Star]

My cell phone rang a little while ago and it was a wrong number. It was a very British sounding gentleman looking for someone named "Stewart." When I told him he had the wrong number, he said "Why, yes, it seems I do, terribly sorry." It was so freakin' cool.

 

 

Hmmm... How did Simon Cowell get Yer number anyways???

[Wotty]

I've just eaten a bag of Cheddars out of a "Max Steel" bowl........

[Blue Charvel]

I've just eaten a bag of Cheddars out of a "Max Steel" bowl........

Is that your German Shepherd's name?

[Wotty]

I've just eaten a bag of Cheddars out of a "Max Steel" bowl........

Is that your German Shepherd's name?

No.......The dog's name is "The enemy"