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Today was absolutely beautiful. I was working alone, and I had a great dance mix.

If you wanted to punish yourself, isn't it easier just to cut yourself?

I could never pull a knife over my own skin.

You've already proved you can do a lot worse to yourself. So it probably wouldn't be as bad as you think.

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Today was absolutely beautiful. I was working alone, and I had a great dance mix.

If you wanted to punish yourself, isn't it easier just to cut yourself?

I could never pull a knife over my own skin.

You've already proved you can do a lot worse to yourself. So it probably wouldn't be as bad as you think.

It's just a mental thing. I can't overcome that.

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Today was absolutely beautiful. I was working alone, and I had a great dance mix.

If you wanted to punish yourself, isn't it easier just to cut yourself?

I could never pull a knife over my own skin.

You've already proved you can do a lot worse to yourself. So it probably wouldn't be as bad as you think.

It's just a mental thing. I can't overcome that.

Just visit the same place inside yourself which made you:

 

( a) record a dance mix for yourself

( b ) listen to said dance mix without a gun to your face, when you could have been listening to actual music instead

( c ) call said dance mix "great"

 

Seems you're well versed in overcoming things most other people couldn't.

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Tom's off school with an alledged "tummy ache" as he sits in front of the tv drinking "fizzy-pop" and eating toast and then some biscuits.............

 

That's my boy !!!!!!!! :whistle::whistle:

 

You really are a boring C**t aren't you. :gone:

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Tom's off school with an alledged "tummy ache" as he sits in front of the tv drinking "fizzy-pop" and eating toast and then some biscuits.............

 

That's my boy !!!!!!!! :whistle::whistle:

 

You really are a boring C**t aren't you. :gone:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........................

..............

 

What's next, Luton footie? :headbanger:

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Tom's off school with an alledged "tummy ache" as he sits in front of the tv drinking "fizzy-pop" and eating toast and then some biscuits.............

 

That's my boy !!!!!!!! :whistle::whistle:

 

You really are a boring C**t aren't you. :gone:

As opposed to "Life in the fast lane" as you most certainly are(n't) :nyanya::nyanya:

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Tom's off school with an alledged "tummy ache" as he sits in front of the tv drinking "fizzy-pop" and eating toast and then some biscuits.............

 

That's my boy !!!!!!!! :whistle::whistle:

 

You really are a boring C**t aren't you. :gone:

As opposed to "Life in the fast lane" as you most certainly are(n't) :nyanya::nyanya:

 

You're very boring!! :shutup:

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I wake up too tired and worn out. When I was living the free party lifestyle I woke up excited and alive. Conclusion: Life is a ballsack of mashed testicles.

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I wake up too tired and worn out. When I was living the free party lifestyle I woke up excited and alive. Conclusion: Life is a ballsack of mashed testicles.

It almost sounds like this surprises you... ;)

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I wake up too tired and worn out. When I was living the free party lifestyle I woke up excited and alive. Conclusion: Life is a ballsack of mashed testicles.

It almost sounds like this surprises you... ;)

 

Seriously. Welcome to marriage Cousin. :tumbsup:

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I wake up too tired and worn out. When I was living the free party lifestyle I woke up excited and alive. Conclusion: Life is a ballsack of mashed testicles.

It almost sounds like this surprises you... ;)

 

Seriously. Welcome to marriage Cousin. :tumbsup:

Nah, the marriage part is okay... though some sex sure would be nice! HAHA! I kid. But yeah, seriously, it's the work part which makes up the mashed ballsack side of life.

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I wake up too tired and worn out. When I was living the free party lifestyle I woke up excited and alive. Conclusion: Life is a ballsack of mashed testicles.

It almost sounds like this surprises you... ;)

 

Seriously. Welcome to marriage Cousin. :tumbsup:

Nah, the marriage part is okay... though some sex sure would be nice! HAHA! I kid. But yeah, seriously, it's the work part which makes up the mashed ballsack side of life.

 

Yeah it was nice before work as well and partying ever night and having no responsibility. :banger:

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I wake up too tired and worn out. When I was living the free party lifestyle I woke up excited and alive. Conclusion: Life is a ballsack of mashed testicles.

It almost sounds like this surprises you... ;)

 

Seriously. Welcome to marriage Cousin. :tumbsup:

Nah, the marriage part is okay... though some sex sure would be nice! HAHA! I kid. But yeah, seriously, it's the work part which makes up the mashed ballsack side of life.

 

Yeah it was nice before work as well and partying ever night and having no responsibility. :banger:

Sadly I was too big a soft-cock to take that up when I was a kid. My recent 'party' included me, my car, my surfboard, my camera and thousands of kilometres of Australian coastline. Nowhere to be every night, no deadlines. Just pure freedom.

 

'Freedom is my belief, for you I'd die'

 

Lol. Random Bonfire lyrics. Nothing like being dead to enjoy one's freedom? Yeah, awesome. German clowns. HAHA!

 

Wow, going off-topic in my own post. I like it. Bringing the forum to new levels.

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Anyone missing me now that i actually have a job again?

 

I have two younger female assistants..... cmon everyone... HI5 me!!!!

 

Geoff you coping without me?

 

And who the hell is Jasminne? Has she been nork rated yet?

Who's this guy?

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Anyone missing me now that i actually have a job again?

 

I have two younger female assistants..... cmon everyone... HI5 me!!!!

 

Geoff you coping without me?

 

And who the hell is Jasminne? Has she been nork rated yet?

HAHA! Gotcha! lol, I'm such a trixter.

 

Wow, they got you to start quick! Nice one. So how is it? Any good? Rate your assistants from 1-10 please.

 

Coping without you? I live for it.

 

And good question - who the f*ck is Jasminne??? What are you talking about? Is she a member here or what?

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Anyone missing me now that i actually have a job again?

 

I have two younger female assistants..... cmon everyone... HI5 me!!!!

 

Geoff you coping without me?

 

And who the hell is Jasminne? Has she been nork rated yet?

HAHA! Gotcha! lol, I'm such a trixter.

 

Wow, they got you to start quick! Nice one. So how is it? Any good? Rate your assistants from 1-10 please.

 

Coping without you? I live for it.

 

And good question - who the f*ck is Jasminne??? What are you talking about? Is she a member here or what?

 

Jasminne was on HH today...

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Anyone missing me now that i actually have a job again?

 

I have two younger female assistants..... cmon everyone... HI5 me!!!!

 

Geoff you coping without me?

 

And who the hell is Jasminne? Has she been nork rated yet?

HAHA! Gotcha! lol, I'm such a trixter.

 

Wow, they got you to start quick! Nice one. So how is it? Any good? Rate your assistants from 1-10 please.

 

Coping without you? I live for it.

 

And good question - who the f*ck is Jasminne??? What are you talking about? Is she a member here or what?

 

Jasminne was on HH today...

Well, introduce us to her.

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Anyone missing me now that i actually have a job again?

 

I have two younger female assistants..... cmon everyone... HI5 me!!!!

 

Geoff you coping without me?

 

And who the hell is Jasminne? Has she been nork rated yet?

HAHA! Gotcha! lol, I'm such a trixter.

 

Wow, they got you to start quick! Nice one. So how is it? Any good? Rate your assistants from 1-10 please.

 

Coping without you? I live for it.

 

And good question - who the f*ck is Jasminne??? What are you talking about? Is she a member here or what?

 

Jasminne was on HH today...

Well, introduce us to her.

 

i thought you knew her..

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Where's that boring fucker Watson, he hasn't been on today and I need something really boring to read.

Well,you have YOUR last post to mull over......... :whistle:

 

Oh god it's bac...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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