Wotty Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Strange you people are. People are strange, Jim Morrison told me that! But only if you're a stranger. In a Strange Land? Wherever. Faces look ugly, don't they? Yes they do, especially in Aviator Sunglasses!!! While in Thetford? That is an outrageous slur on my unblemished character... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aMetalhead1966 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 the May fly lives only one day and sometimes it rains on that day.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 the May fly lives only one day and sometimes it rains on that day.. How much would THAT suck? What if the poor little May Fly wanted to go to the beach that day?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aMetalhead1966 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 the May fly lives only one day and sometimes it rains on that day.. How much would THAT suck? What if the poor little May Fly wanted to go to the beach that day?? or what if it wanted to go to a Bo and Luke show and eat some cow poo... poor mayfly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 the May fly lives only one day and sometimes it rains on that day.. How much would THAT suck? What if the poor little May Fly wanted to go to the beach that day?? or what if it wanted to go to a Bo and Luke show and eat some cow poo... poor mayfly... So the mayfly would join the cow poo on stage ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aMetalhead1966 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 the May fly lives only one day and sometimes it rains on that day.. How much would THAT suck? What if the poor little May Fly wanted to go to the beach that day?? or what if it wanted to go to a Bo and Luke show and eat some cow poo... poor mayfly... So the mayfly would join the cow poo on stage ?? Damn Ian it took you long enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Just had a long,cold drink of lemon squash.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Guess what I'm drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Guess what I'm drinking. A Jack D straight, like all rock stars do at 7 in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Guess what I'm drinking. A Jack D straight, like all rock stars do at 7 in the morning? Jack and Pepto my friend, it's a buzz and an antacid all in one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heaven&hell Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Guess what I'm drinking. A Jack D straight, like all rock stars do at 7 in the morning? Jack and Pepto my friend, it's a buzz and an antacid all in one. That's bloody genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I just had another glass of lemon squash... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aMetalhead1966 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle Tittilating this is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aMetalhead1966 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower', because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters. The proper term for upper case letters is "majuscule" and for lower case it's "minuscule". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower', because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters. The proper term for upper case letters is "majuscule" and for lower case it's "minuscule". Thank you Mr Caxton,or should I say Mr Guttenburg.... Once a printer always a printer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aMetalhead1966 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. This is known as Natural Selection, i.e. Mother Nature weeding out 100 stupid people per year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aMetalhead1966 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. This is known as Natural Selection, i.e. Mother Nature weeding out 100 stupid people per year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. This is known as Natural Selection, i.e. Mother Nature weeding out 100 stupid people per year. Or is it weeding out defective ballpoint pens? Things I ponder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aMetalhead1966 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. This is known as Natural Selection, i.e. Mother Nature weeding out 100 stupid people per year. Or is it weeding out defective ballpoint pens? Things I ponder... brilliant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick C Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I think I need a new mouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 I think I need a new mouse Did it choke on a pen too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 No footie on tele...Uninteresting !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heaven&hell Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 I think I might have the flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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