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Christmas would be awesome if all 20-something year old women wanted was the contents of my pants.

 

 

That really was quite uninteresting Geoff. Why would all 20 + year old women want your handkerchief!?

Or your spare change?

or that used tooth pick...

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Christmas would be awesome if all 20-something year old women wanted was the contents of my pants.

 

 

That really was quite uninteresting Geoff. Why would all 20 + year old women want your handkerchief!?

Or your spare change?

or that used tooth pick...

Or the fur covered sweetie!

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By the way....today I was in Clinton cards in Wilmslow centre and they had in the section for mums - a card with Cliff Richards photo on set against a heartwarming Christmas scene with a little Merry Christmas message from him. If there is a Clinton cards anywhere near you (folks in the U.K.) then check it out.....they're bound to have it across the store chain....I'm being 100% serious here !!!

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By the way....today I was in Clinton cards in Wilmslow centre and they had in the section for mums - a card with Cliff Richards photo on set against a heartwarming Christmas scene with a little Merry Christmas message from him. If there is a Clinton cards anywhere near you (folks in the U.K.) then check it out.....they're bound to have it across the store chain....I'm being 100% serious here !!!

Betcha Jez is on his way as we speak!! :whistle:

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By the way....today I was in Clinton cards in Wilmslow centre and they had in the section for mums - a card with Cliff Richards photo on set against a heartwarming Christmas scene with a little Merry Christmas message from him. If there is a Clinton cards anywhere near you (folks in the U.K.) then check it out.....they're bound to have it across the store chain....I'm being 100% serious here !!!

Betcha Jez is on his way as we speak!! :whistle:

 

 

I bought Clinton's whole stock of 'em and as we speak, am having a lovely bonfire. Oh how he burns, the little pink fucker!!! :banana:

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By the way....today I was in Clinton cards in Wilmslow centre and they had in the section for mums - a card with Cliff Richards photo on set against a heartwarming Christmas scene with a little Merry Christmas message from him. If there is a Clinton cards anywhere near you (folks in the U.K.) then check it out.....they're bound to have it across the store chain....I'm being 100% serious here !!!

Betcha Jez is on his way as we speak!! :whistle:

 

 

I bought Clinton's whole stock of 'em and as we speak, am having a lovely bonfire. Oh how he burns, the little pink fucker!!! :banana:

Now is that nice??? :rofl2:

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In line with Nick's story, and this is 100% serious - my wife and I were walking through the shops on Saturday and she went to one of those calendar stands to look at Pug calendars and if not for the high price, I would have deadset bought a Cliff Richard calender! :lol: It was $16.95, though, which was just stupid.

 

But my mum likes him and I thought it would have been a kind of joke / maybe something fun for her. I might still get it, but $16.95 for Cliff Richard??? Who'd have guessed there was still a market for him? :(

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By the way....today I was in Clinton cards in Wilmslow centre and they had in the section for mums - a card with Cliff Richards photo on set against a heartwarming Christmas scene with a little Merry Christmas message from him. If there is a Clinton cards anywhere near you (folks in the U.K.) then check it out.....they're bound to have it across the store chain....I'm being 100% serious here !!!

I saw that very same card when I was forced to go to Narj (Norwich) yesterday....

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By the way....today I was in Clinton cards in Wilmslow centre and they had in the section for mums - a card with Cliff Richards photo on set against a heartwarming Christmas scene with a little Merry Christmas message from him. If there is a Clinton cards anywhere near you (folks in the U.K.) then check it out.....they're bound to have it across the store chain....I'm being 100% serious here !!!

I saw that very same card when I was forced to go to Narj (Norwich) yesterday....

 

Christmas was invented for Cliff apparently!

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I'm off to the Mall at lunch time :crying: I HATE malls, especially round this time of year, but I have to pick up a little gift for a co-worker whose name I drew for our "Secret Santa" thingie. She's a twenty something female whom I barely know.

 

Fortunately I do know her boyfriend (who works in another dept. here) very well, so I asked him for advice and he sez "Just get her a gift card to Bath and Body Works and you'll be golden"

 

Never even HEARD of that particular store but it sounds kinda "foo-foo" to me... I hope I can get there and back with my heterosexuality intact :crying:

 

 

Well, I opted not to make the mall trip on the day I posted this cuz the weather was crappy, but the weather is supposed to be crappy tomorrow as well, so I busted out there on my lunch break a little while ago. I am pleased to report that though "Bath & Body Works" is INDEED a very foo-foo store, my heterosexuality is still intact. :lol:

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I'm eating but I'm still hungry. I have books to post at lunch. Life will rule if I get the pleasure of having to pay more for postage than I charged. I'll be delirious with joy.

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Tom's just told me that our goldfish has just had a dump.. :yikes::yikes:

:yikes: the dreaded fisher floater...

Sure it wasn't a fish fart that hasn't popped just yet??? :blink:

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One of our transport companies just asked me how many kilos 1mt weighs. I wanted to cry and still might.

And the answer to the question is ?? :whistle:

:whistle: .....still waiting.....

I don't think he knows. Hope it's not his job to know... :whistle:

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The metric system is for gomers.

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