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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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I'm making some bacon and eggs.

Out of what ??? :yikes::whistle::yikes:

Pigs and chicken ova?

That's ok then... :whistle:

Glad that's out of the way...Back to being uninteresting... :whistle:

Right then..I'm sitting at a 47 degree angle to my tv....

I'm sitting at a 55 degree angle to my TV.

I bet you got your little protractor out didn't you ?? :rofl2:

Who are you to call it little??? :whistle:

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I made my wife and I a stunning chicken wrap each this morning. I was eyeballing it off on my desk all morning, salivating. I just had it and 3/4 is still on my face and on the plate and the desk and the floor. The f*cking thing just pretty much self-destructed and exploded. :( Sure tasted f*cking nice, though.

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Blue Charvel 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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I made my wife and I a stunning chicken wrap each this morning. I was eyeballing it off on my desk all morning, salivating. I just had it and 3/4 is still on my face and on the plate and the desk and the floor. The f*cking thing just pretty much self-destructed and exploded. :( Sure tasted f*cking nice, though.

Less gunpowder, more chicken next time.

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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I made my wife and I a stunning chicken wrap each this morning. I was eyeballing it off on my desk all morning, salivating. I just had it and 3/4 is still on my face and on the plate and the desk and the floor. The f*cking thing just pretty much self-destructed and exploded. :( Sure tasted f*cking nice, though.

Less gunpowder, more chicken next time.

You think he looked like those old cartoon characters who just had a cigar explode in their face?

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Blue Charvel 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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I made my wife and I a stunning chicken wrap each this morning. I was eyeballing it off on my desk all morning, salivating. I just had it and 3/4 is still on my face and on the plate and the desk and the floor. The f*cking thing just pretty much self-destructed and exploded. :( Sure tasted f*cking nice, though.

Less gunpowder, more chicken next time.

You think he looked like those old cartoon characters who just had a cigar explode in their face?

:lol: No doubt, and it probably isn't the first time...

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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I made my wife and I a stunning chicken wrap each this morning. I was eyeballing it off on my desk all morning, salivating. I just had it and 3/4 is still on my face and on the plate and the desk and the floor. The f*cking thing just pretty much self-destructed and exploded. :( Sure tasted f*cking nice, though.

Less gunpowder, more chicken next time.

You think he looked like those old cartoon characters who just had a cigar explode in their face?

:lol: No doubt, and it probably isn't the first time...

Sadly it was already the second time today. I just never got the hang of that whole “tooth brushing” thing. :(

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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I'm going to have my hair cut today..

 

I'm getting my son's hair cut tomorrow. I'm kind of bummed about it because I will no longer be able to call him "haystack" :crying:

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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I'm off to the Mall at lunch time :crying: I HATE malls, especially round this time of year, but I have to pick up a little gift for a co-worker whose name I drew for our "Secret Santa" thingie. She's a twenty something female whom I barely know.

 

Fortunately I do know her boyfriend (who works in another dept. here) very well, so I asked him for advice and he sez "Just get her a gift card to Bath and Body Works and you'll be golden"

 

Never even HEARD of that particular store but it sounds kinda "foo-foo" to me... I hope I can get there and back with my heterosexuality intact :crying:

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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I'm off to the Mall at lunch time :crying: I HATE malls, especially round this time of year, but I have to pick up a little gift for a co-worker whose name I drew for our "Secret Santa" thingie. She's a twenty something female whom I barely know.

 

Fortunately I do know her boyfriend (who works in another dept. here) very well, so I asked him for advice and he sez "Just get her a gift card to Bath and Body Works and you'll be golden"

 

Never even HEARD of that particular store but it sounds kinda "foo-foo" to me... I hope I can get there and back with my heterosexuality intact :crying:

:rofl2:

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I'm off to the Mall at lunch time :crying: I HATE malls, especially round this time of year, but I have to pick up a little gift for a co-worker whose name I drew for our "Secret Santa" thingie. She's a twenty something female whom I barely know.

 

Fortunately I do know her boyfriend (who works in another dept. here) very well, so I asked him for advice and he sez "Just get her a gift card to Bath and Body Works and you'll be golden"

 

Never even HEARD of that particular store but it sounds kinda "foo-foo" to me... I hope I can get there and back with my heterosexuality intact :crying:

:rofl2:

Fear not, it will be filled with other heterosexual males all buying stuff for women...

 

If it's a twenty-something female, don't you already have the perfect gift in your pants?

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I'm off to the Mall at lunch time :crying: I HATE malls, especially round this time of year, but I have to pick up a little gift for a co-worker whose name I drew for our "Secret Santa" thingie. She's a twenty something female whom I barely know.

 

Fortunately I do know her boyfriend (who works in another dept. here) very well, so I asked him for advice and he sez "Just get her a gift card to Bath and Body Works and you'll be golden"

 

Never even HEARD of that particular store but it sounds kinda "foo-foo" to me... I hope I can get there and back with my heterosexuality intact :crying:

:rofl2:

Fear not, it will be filled with other heterosexual males all buying stuff for women...

 

If it's a twenty-something female, don't you already have the perfect gift in your pants?

 

:yikes: Pete.........you pig. :tsk:

 

 

 

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I'm off to the Mall at lunch time :crying: I HATE malls, especially round this time of year, but I have to pick up a little gift for a co-worker whose name I drew for our "Secret Santa" thingie. She's a twenty something female whom I barely know.

 

Fortunately I do know her boyfriend (who works in another dept. here) very well, so I asked him for advice and he sez "Just get her a gift card to Bath and Body Works and you'll be golden"

 

Never even HEARD of that particular store but it sounds kinda "foo-foo" to me... I hope I can get there and back with my heterosexuality intact :crying:

:rofl2:

Fear not, it will be filled with other heterosexual males all buying stuff for women...

 

If it's a twenty-something female, don't you already have the perfect gift in your pants?

 

Do you really think she'd like the half finished can of Skoal that's in my pocket, Pete? :blink:

 

Oh, wait, you're talking about the OTHER thing in my pants... you perv.

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I'm off to the Mall at lunch time :crying: I HATE malls, especially round this time of year, but I have to pick up a little gift for a co-worker whose name I drew for our "Secret Santa" thingie. She's a twenty something female whom I barely know.

 

Fortunately I do know her boyfriend (who works in another dept. here) very well, so I asked him for advice and he sez "Just get her a gift card to Bath and Body Works and you'll be golden"

 

Never even HEARD of that particular store but it sounds kinda "foo-foo" to me... I hope I can get there and back with my heterosexuality intact :crying:

:rofl2:

Fear not, it will be filled with other heterosexual males all buying stuff for women...

 

If it's a twenty-something female, don't you already have the perfect gift in your pants?

 

:yikes: Pete.........you pig. :tsk:

 

 

 

:rofl2:

:lol: If I hadn't said it you know someone else would have (Geoff!). I hate to let the Aussies have all the fun around here... :anon:

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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I'm off to the Mall at lunch time :crying: I HATE malls, especially round this time of year, but I have to pick up a little gift for a co-worker whose name I drew for our "Secret Santa" thingie. She's a twenty something female whom I barely know.

 

Fortunately I do know her boyfriend (who works in another dept. here) very well, so I asked him for advice and he sez "Just get her a gift card to Bath and Body Works and you'll be golden"

 

Never even HEARD of that particular store but it sounds kinda "foo-foo" to me... I hope I can get there and back with my heterosexuality intact :crying:

:rofl2:

Fear not, it will be filled with other heterosexual males all buying stuff for women...

 

If it's a twenty-something female, don't you already have the perfect gift in your pants?

His Wallet ?

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I'm off to the Mall at lunch time :crying: I HATE malls, especially round this time of year, but I have to pick up a little gift for a co-worker whose name I drew for our "Secret Santa" thingie. She's a twenty something female whom I barely know.

 

Fortunately I do know her boyfriend (who works in another dept. here) very well, so I asked him for advice and he sez "Just get her a gift card to Bath and Body Works and you'll be golden"

 

Never even HEARD of that particular store but it sounds kinda "foo-foo" to me... I hope I can get there and back with my heterosexuality intact :crying:

:rofl2:

Fear not, it will be filled with other heterosexual males all buying stuff for women...

 

If it's a twenty-something female, don't you already have the perfect gift in your pants?

His Wallet ?

 

All she'd get is moths and some crumpled ATM receipts.

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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I'm off to the Mall at lunch time :crying: I HATE malls, especially round this time of year, but I have to pick up a little gift for a co-worker whose name I drew for our "Secret Santa" thingie. She's a twenty something female whom I barely know.

 

Fortunately I do know her boyfriend (who works in another dept. here) very well, so I asked him for advice and he sez "Just get her a gift card to Bath and Body Works and you'll be golden"

 

Never even HEARD of that particular store but it sounds kinda "foo-foo" to me... I hope I can get there and back with my heterosexuality intact :crying:

:rofl2:

Fear not, it will be filled with other heterosexual males all buying stuff for women...

 

If it's a twenty-something female, don't you already have the perfect gift in your pants?

His Wallet ?

 

All she'd get is moths and some crumpled ATM receipts.

:yikes: You got moths...hell I don't even have any of those... :rofl2:

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Christmas would be awesome if all 20-something year old women wanted was the contents of my pants.

 

 

That really was quite uninteresting Geoff. Why would all 20 + year old women want your handkerchief!?

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Christmas would be awesome if all 20-something year old women wanted was the contents of my pants.

 

 

That really was quite uninteresting Geoff. Why would all 20 + year old women want your handkerchief!?

Or your spare change?

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Christmas would be awesome if all 20-something year old women wanted was the contents of my pants.

 

 

That really was quite uninteresting Geoff. Why would all 20 + year old women want your handkerchief!?

Or your spare change?

What, you don't like offering young women used handkerchiefs and spare change? You guys are sick.

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