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I took the dog out for a walk today. The dog was happy.

My dogs are always happy when they go out for a walk. Although the puggel does more running than walking. The chubby little pug enjoys walking. Or plodding along, I think is what it's called. I like pups... wish I was walking them now.

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Should I have some Doritos ?? :unsure:

No!! ...what on earth are you thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just felt like living on the wild side..... :whistle:

 

Quavers it is then.

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I just had a turkey dinner.

What,randomly thrown grains of stuff and/or dirt ?? :whistle::whistle::whistle:

Uh, mainly dirt, but some grain. It's alright so long as you have it too often.

Loads of protein then ?? :whistle:

Protein? I dunno, would it - should it?

I don't really care. I'm eating a turkey's dinner.

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I just had a turkey dinner.

What,randomly thrown grains of stuff and/or dirt ?? :whistle::whistle::whistle:

Uh, mainly dirt, but some grain. It's alright so long as you have it too often.

Loads of protein then ?? :whistle:

Protein? I dunno, would it - should it?

I don't really care. I'm eating a turkey's dinner.

 

What's the turkey gonna eat?

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I just found out my perky 18yo hair dresser has a boyfriend.... takes the fun away doesnt it..

Doesn't mean she won't give you play. The fun can be to see if you can get some even though she has a boyfriend.

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I just found out my perky 18yo hair dresser has a boyfriend.... takes the fun away doesnt it..

Doesn't mean she won't give you play. The fun can be to see if you can get some even though she has a boyfriend.

 

See how i go;)

 

Damn i sound like Geoff..

Mess that shit up.

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I just found out my perky 18yo hair dresser has a boyfriend.... takes the fun away doesnt it..

 

 

Why, did you want to take him round the back. :D

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I just found out my perky 18yo hair dresser has a boyfriend.... takes the fun away doesnt it..

 

 

Why, did you want to take him round the back. :D

I saw it coming... i wasnt expecting it from you though...

 

 

Glad not to disappoint me old fella! :D

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I just found out my perky 18yo hair dresser has a boyfriend.... takes the fun away doesnt it..

 

 

Why, did you want to take him round the back. :D

I saw it coming... i wasnt expecting it from you though...

I blame the f*cker of a day I'm having... f*ck I hate month-end.

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I just found out my perky 18yo hair dresser has a boyfriend.... takes the fun away doesnt it..

Doesn't mean she won't give you play. The fun can be to see if you can get some even though she has a boyfriend.

 

See how i go;)

 

Damn i sound like Geoff..

Mess that shit up.

I completely agree, with everything said there. Man, it only gets better here on in - no euphemism intended.

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I just had a turkey dinner.

What,randomly thrown grains of stuff and/or dirt ?? :whistle::whistle::whistle:

Uh, mainly dirt, but some grain. It's alright so long as you have it too often.

Loads of protein then ?? :whistle:

Protein? I dunno, would it - should it?

I don't really care. I'm eating a turkey's dinner.

 

What's the turkey gonna eat?

Who gives a shit? What, are you one of those animal rights activists? Yes? - then get the hell out of here! No? - then get the hell out of here! What's the turkey gonna eat? Toss me a frickin' bone!

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I just had a turkey dinner.

What,randomly thrown grains of stuff and/or dirt ?? :whistle::whistle::whistle:

Uh, mainly dirt, but some grain. It's alright so long as you have it too often.

Loads of protein then ?? :whistle:

Protein? I dunno, would it - should it?

I don't really care. I'm eating a turkey's dinner.

 

What's the turkey gonna eat?

Who gives a shit? What, are you one of those animal rights activists? Yes? - then get the hell out of here! No? - then get the hell out of here! What's the turkey gonna eat? Toss me a frickin' bone!

 

 

You sir, are fucked in the head!!

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  • My Little Pony
I just had a turkey dinner.

What,randomly thrown grains of stuff and/or dirt ?? :whistle::whistle::whistle:

Uh, mainly dirt, but some grain. It's alright so long as you have it too often.

Loads of protein then ?? :whistle:

Protein? I dunno, would it - should it?

I don't really care. I'm eating a turkey's dinner.

 

What's the turkey gonna eat?

Who gives a shit? What, are you one of those animal rights activists? Yes? - then get the hell out of here! No? - then get the hell out of here! What's the turkey gonna eat? Toss me a frickin' bone!

 

 

You sir, are fucked in the head!!

And now I'm here to screw with yours.

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I just had a turkey dinner.

What,randomly thrown grains of stuff and/or dirt ?? :whistle::whistle::whistle:

Uh, mainly dirt, but some grain. It's alright so long as you have it too often.

Loads of protein then ?? :whistle:

Protein? I dunno, would it - should it?

I don't really care. I'm eating a turkey's dinner.

 

What's the turkey gonna eat?

Who gives a shit? What, are you one of those animal rights activists? Yes? - then get the hell out of here! No? - then get the hell out of here! What's the turkey gonna eat? Toss me a frickin' bone!

 

 

You sir, are fucked in the head!!

And now I'm here to screw with yours.

 

I hope you are paid by the hour! My mind goes to places you couldn't possibly imagine ;)

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  • My Little Pony
I just had a turkey dinner.

What,randomly thrown grains of stuff and/or dirt ?? :whistle::whistle::whistle:

Uh, mainly dirt, but some grain. It's alright so long as you have it too often.

Loads of protein then ?? :whistle:

Protein? I dunno, would it - should it?

I don't really care. I'm eating a turkey's dinner.

 

What's the turkey gonna eat?

Who gives a shit? What, are you one of those animal rights activists? Yes? - then get the hell out of here! No? - then get the hell out of here! What's the turkey gonna eat? Toss me a frickin' bone!

 

 

You sir, are fucked in the head!!

And now I'm here to screw with yours.

 

I hope you are paid by the hour! My mind goes to places you couldn't possibly imagine ;)

Don't fool yourself by thinking such places are exclusive to yours.

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