Metal Jay Still At It.

[Nick C]

It's a Toronto Blue Metal Jay !

[Blue Charvel]

This thread's awesome. It's like Nick, Pete, Chad, myself and other special guests are almost like stand-in hosts, or sidekicks... like Paul Schaffer. Then, every now and then Letterman... I mean Metal Jay steps into the room and it's like a heavenly presence. I'm touched. Are you?

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I was wondering when you were finally going to post a picture of yourself. Nice one Metal Dave.

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<----Metal Jay

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Twice as handsome as I realistically expected.

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All metal too.

[metaltrekman]

Ok this is my first post in this thread. It's 34 pages long. I did read the very first entry though. And have come to the conclusion that without a doubt.......

 

METALJAY IS OUR FRIEND!!!

[Nick C]

He loves us all!

 

 

It's a wonderful feeling...being wanted, except when it's followed by " in 33 states!"

[Geoff]

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This makes me want to touch people... and, for once, I don't mean that in an inappropriate way.

[Geoff]

He loves us all!

 

 

It's a wonderful feeling...being wanted, except when it's followed by " in 33 states!"

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He is wanted for crimes of love.

[Nick C]

He loves us all!

 

 

It's a wonderful feeling...being wanted, except when it's followed by " in 33 states!"

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He is wanted for crimes of love.

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Or as Kiss may pronounce it "Crimes of Lurrrrrrvvvvvv!"

[Geoff]

He loves us all!

 

 

It's a wonderful feeling...being wanted, except when it's followed by " in 33 states!"

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He is wanted for crimes of love.

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Or as Kiss may pronounce it "Crimes of Lurrrrrrvvvvvv!"

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That's how my kitten says it too.

[Nick C]

He loves us all!

 

 

It's a wonderful feeling...being wanted, except when it's followed by " in 33 states!"

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He is wanted for crimes of love.

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Or as Kiss may pronounce it "Crimes of Lurrrrrrvvvvvv!"

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That's how my kitten says it too.

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I've got a full grown cat...he's huge but he doesn't lurrrvvvv much just chases other cats away!

 

I think he is some kind of Hell's Angel moggy!

[Nick C]

After reading some of Geoff's top hole lyrics dedicated to Metal Jay I reckon anyone could do it.

 

So I'm gonna give it a go.........

 

 

Metal Jay .......

 

erm........

 

hmmm........

 

hmmmmmmmmmm..........

 

errrrrmmmmm.........

 

got it!!!

 

Clears throat (coff coff!) Deep breath....

 

Metal Jay

Waaheyy.

 

 

[Doksdad]

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This makes me want to touch people... and, for once, I don't mean that in an inappropriate way.

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It is like Jay has five yellow breasts.....

[Geoff]

After reading some of Geoff's top hole lyrics dedicated to Metal Jay I reckon anyone could do it.

 

So I'm gonna give it a go.........

 

 

Metal Jay .......

 

erm........

 

hmmm........

 

hmmmmmmmmmm..........

 

errrrrmmmmm.........

 

got it!!!

 

Clears throat (coff coff!) Deep breath....

 

Metal Jay

Waaheyy.

 

 

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Now that's just prize-worthy.

[Nick C]

Ain't it!

 

One day I'll scale the heady lyrical heights that you look down at me from laughing - while you throw thunderbolts at mere mortals just for fun .

[JustJason]

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This makes me want to touch people... and, for once, I don't mean that in an inappropriate way.

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It is like Jay has five yellow breasts.....

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I resent that. I only 3 yellow breasts.

[Nick C]

I only 3 yellow breasts.

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Ah-ha! Injun speak.

 

I make big wee wee after heap big fire water drinkum.

[Geoff]

I only 3 yellow breasts.

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Ah-ha! Injun speak.

 

I make big wee wee after heap big fire water drinkum.

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What you say, man with red nose and big shoe?

[Nick C]

Me shakee shakee bum, heap much dance wumpum wumpum!

[JustJason]

I only 3 yellow breasts.

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Ah-ha! Injun speak.

 

I make big wee wee after heap big fire water drinkum.

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What you say, man with red nose and big shoe?

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Me shakee shakee bum,  heap much dance wumpum wumpum!

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As a Native American I should be offended. After much consideration, I have decided it's fun instead. You may travel through this thread safely palefaces.

[Nick C]

Actually being Northern English (Lancashire lad) I have to curb my accent a lot so you folks understand.

Usually I would speak

 

"Eeeee ooooop Owdo! Ows thee keepin? Ahve just bin dahn t'record shop and thev nowt but owd Barry Manilow records cloggin th' place oop. Ahm fair put owt!

These toimes'll awter soon an there shud be sum reet gud CDs like, an' I'll get one for thee. An', as tha's sich a pratty face, Aw'll let thee have it fer nowt."

 

You just ask Wotty he has no idea what the f@ck I'm talking about ont telephone

[Doksdad]

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This makes me want to touch people... and, for once, I don't mean that in an inappropriate way.

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It is like Jay has five yellow breasts.....

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I resent that. I only 3 yellow breasts.

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I was counting Lu Lu too

[Geoff]

Actually being Northern English (Lancashire lad) I have to curb my accent a lot so you folks understand.

Usually I would speak

 

"Eeeee ooooop Owdo! Ows thee keepin? Ahve just bin dahn t'record shop and thev nowt but owd Barry Manilow records cloggin th' place oop. Ahm fair put owt!

These toimes'll awter soon an there shud be sum reet gud CDs like, an' I'll get one for thee.  An', as tha's sich a pratty face, Aw'll let thee have it fer nowt."

 

You just ask Wotty he has no idea what the f@ck I'm talking about ont telephone

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I'm just glad we Auustrayans know how to talk proper. I'd hate to be like you foreign folk, struggling with the language we created.

[Nick C]

Actually being Northern English (Lancashire lad) I have to curb my accent a lot so you folks understand.

Usually I would speak

 

"Eeeee ooooop Owdo! Ows thee keepin? Ahve just bin dahn t'record shop and thev nowt but owd Barry Manilow records cloggin th' place oop. Ahm fair put owt!

These toimes'll awter soon an there shud be sum reet gud CDs like, an' I'll get one for thee.  An', as tha's sich a pratty face, Aw'll let thee have it fer nowt."

 

You just ask Wotty he has no idea what the f@ck I'm talking about ont telephone

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I'm just glad we Auustrayans know how to talk proper. I'd hate to be like you foreign folk, struggling with the language we created.

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It's good that you bestowed such a gift on us all !

[Geoff]

Ain't it!

 

One day I'll scale the heady lyrical heights that you look down at me from laughing  - while you throw thunderbolts at mere mortals just for fun .

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Here's one of my most hectic thunderbolts yet - duck, Nick... or hold an elf up in front of you to take the full force of the electrical might:

 

Nick, aspiring to be a lyrical focul point like Geoff

A difficult appointment to slide into your cleft

A master of the words I am, as created

A speaker of turds, I never masturbated

At least not in the last three minutes

Before that I was deep in it

But I still write a wicked-ass rhyme

Never stray from the phat beat, sure to keep in time

Like with that line there, that was twelve foot longer

Than the lines before, like a subway sandwich and when I wrote the song for her

I long for fur

As in kitty fur

Read between the lines

Like apples and pines

Peace out the G-Generation

My minions, I’m a sensation

[Nick C]

Worthy of Shakespeare !

[JustJason]

Worthy of Shakespeare !

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I was thinking a Greek tragedy.