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I am so freaked out. I just yelped 23 times in a row. I knew what was happening by the time the 22nd one escaped my sensuous lips, and I tried everything in my power to stop the 23rd one, but I think we can all assess by these last posts that there was no way I was going to hold it in.

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Good Morning James Rivera:

Breathe deep the dark.

Mooch

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Good night Eric Brittingham,

 

Actually, make that early morning. My kitty's looking at me and telling me I am required to keep him warm as we sleep. I best be off soon.

 

Kitten Cuddler

 

PS. Please think nothing sickly of this innocent thread. Just me and my kitty kickin' it like buddies from high school.

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Good morning Eric Brittingham and all you Sun Dancers,

 

Don't dance on my face, I need it clean for the party tonight!

 

Patron

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Good stuff and thingys and yup!

 

Possession of velcro does not necessarily guarantee entry into the club

 

billygumbo

But once you do join, it takes a lot to tear you away from it.

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Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!

 

Adorable, simply adorable.

 

mush

Thanks mate. You know I'm always a better person for you.

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Good Morning Noddy Holder:

 

Who is "Jane" and why are you saying "Gudbuy" T'her?

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Good Morning Noddy Holder:

 

Who is "Jane" and why are you saying "Gudbuy" T'her?

Apparently Jane was a prostitute from Amenity Lane, in North Dakota. Dizzy asked her for a free blow job once, saying, 'Don't you know who I am?'

 

At the time she was too busy occupying her heroin addiction to notice Britny Fox all over the TV and radio, plus the thought his head looked like a busted orange with 7 dead poodles draped over it, so she told him to go f*ck himself. Which he did, and wrote a song about it.

 

True story.

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Good evening Petal Faces,

 

Someone better tell Wes this isn't the motherfucking 'Fuck Thread'... if it were I'd be letting out more snippets of my awesome new song, '2008 I hate you, you motherfucker'. I'm thinking of the bridge leading into the solo sounding a little like this;

 

'Seriously, motherfuckin' 2008

You're so fucked up if your were an object I'd fuckin' snap you

Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I hate you so much, mother fucker... burn in hell 2008...'

 

And then I'd ask Eric Brittingham to drop a funky bass line before Pete rips a solo from hell. Ah, it's like a puzzle falling into it's beautiful place.

 

Architect

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Good Morning Jon Schaffer:

A high price, freedom is not free.

 

Abominae

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Good evening Petal Faces,

 

Someone better tell Wes this isn't the motherfucking 'Fuck Thread'... if it were I'd be letting out more snippets of my awesome new song, '2008 I hate you, you motherfucker'. I'm thinking of the bridge leading into the solo sounding a little like this;

 

'Seriously, motherfuckin' 2008

You're so fucked up if your were an object I'd fuckin' snap you

Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I hate you so much, mother fucker... burn in hell 2008...'

 

And then I'd ask Eric Brittingham to drop a funky bass line before Pete rips a solo from hell. Ah, it's like a puzzle falling into it's beautiful place.

 

Architect

 

 

 

So your not a big fan of 2008 huh?

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The Number 23 is coming after me.

 

My first basketball uniform was #23.

My favorite player of all time is Magic Johnson who wore #32(23 backwards).

I was 23 years old when I met my wife.

My favorite singer is Dio who was born in 1923(at least he looks like he was).

My favorite channel is the USA network which is channel 23 on my cable network.

The most beers I've drank in one day is you guessed it, 23.

I wore #32 is 7th grade basketball which again is 23 backwards.

I have at least 23 other things to do instead of creating this ridiculous post.

The number 23 is the 23rd movie I've seen starring Jim Carrey.

My favorite dinner at Western Sizzlin is the Old Number 23.

My only two baseball numbers I've ever had are #9 and #14, when added together they equal 23.

My dog barks at me at least 23 times per day.

When I was 10 years old(in 1984 which was 23 years ago) I had a poster on my wall of Michael Jordan and he was wearing number 23.

My favorite dinner at my local Mexican resturaunt is the #26 and there are 3 local resturaunts of that chain, 26-3=23.

 

 

Someone please help I don't know much more I can take.

 

 

 

My two favorite Football players of all time are Terrell Davis and John Elway.

Davis wore #30 and Elway wore #7, 30-7= 23.

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The Number 23 is coming after me.

 

My first basketball uniform was #23.

My favorite player of all time is Magic Johnson who wore #32(23 backwards).

I was 23 years old when I met my wife.

My favorite singer is Dio who was born in 1923(at least he looks like he was).

My favorite channel is the USA network which is channel 23 on my cable network.

The most beers I've drank in one day is you guessed it, 23.

I wore #32 is 7th grade basketball which again is 23 backwards.

I have at least 23 other things to do instead of creating this ridiculous post.

The number 23 is the 23rd movie I've seen starring Jim Carrey.

My favorite dinner at Western Sizzlin is the Old Number 23.

My only two baseball numbers I've ever had are #9 and #14, when added together they equal 23.

My dog barks at me at least 23 times per day.

When I was 10 years old(in 1984 which was 23 years ago) I had a poster on my wall of Michael Jordan and he was wearing number 23.

My favorite dinner at my local Mexican resturaunt is the #26 and there are 3 local resturaunts of that chain, 26-3=23.

 

 

Someone please help I don't know much more I can take.

 

 

 

My two favorite Football players of all time are Terrell Davis and John Elway.

Davis wore #30 and Elway wore #7, 30-7= 23.

:yikes: Not again!!!

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