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Since our favorite naughty band seems to have run out of ideas, I was thinking that maybe we could help them out.

So come on Heavy Harmonies, let's see what you got!!

My first idea would be a song about a woman with a bushy hairy vagina. (No offense intended lady forum members). This is Steel Panther. They intend to offend.

A sample lyric:

"I usually like a scavenger hunt, but I'm lost in the jungle of your cunt."

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lol.

Believe it or not, this is actually something I think of with moderate frequency as I drive around all day. Just need to resurrect my memory, though, and try and recall some of my ideas. I come up with some good stuff from time to time. 

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9 hours ago, AlphaMale said:

Since our favorite naughty band seems to have run out of ideas, I was thinking that maybe we could help them out.

So come on Heavy Harmonies, let's see what you got!!

My first idea would be a song about a woman with a bushy hairy vagina. (No offense intended lady forum members). This is Steel Panther. They intend to offend.

A sample lyric:

"I usually like a scavenger hunt, but I'm lost in the jungle of your cunt."

lol. that is better than any lyric on the new album. 

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Just came up with this:

Could I have been so high
I couldn't tell she was a guy
Could I have been so drunk
Those titties came with a trunk

Surprise Surprise,
Some ladies are guys....

Could I have been that blind
Sure looked like a girl from behind
Could I have been that lit
Didn't realize there was no slit

Suprise Surprise,
There's balls in between those thighs

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They could cover the AC/DC song " Crabsody In Blue ", which wasn't on American and European version of " Let There Be Rock. It was a song that Bon wrote when he got the crabs.

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Black Girls (Same Pink Pussy)  :o

I fell in love with an african queen
she gave good head and loved my white cream
But I woke up it was all just a dream
Searching for the girl that I made scream

I loved her skin black as the sky at night
Her hair it shined jehri curl juice in flight
Her luscious lips red dress so skin tight
She made me cum with all my might

I've never had a colored girl
she drained my cock and rocked my world
there's only one thing I can say.....
black girls same pink pussy!!

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3 hours ago, Doggy said:

They could cover the AC/DC song " Crabsody In Blue ", which wasn't on American and European version of " Let There Be Rock. It was a song that Bon wrote when he got the crabs.

That's an interesting point mate. Maybe someone should start a topic about "Steel Panther-esque" songs by other bands. Maybe there already is one. I haven't checked.

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I just wrote another one.

"I Fucked Her To Death"

The cops are at the door
Asking bout little Suzi
Cause she hasn't been home all week
Mom's getting worried
About her little floozy
Could no longer turn the other cheek

Well the girls is dead
Up in the bed
I'm sorry that's what I said
While she was giving head
She choked and turned all red
You know she was hanging by a thread

I fucked her to death
Didn't know giving her my dick
Would make her fatally sick
I fucked her to death
I left her wet and worn
And wishing she was never born.

Never knew I could kill the girl
I drove her box all around the world

Guess I'm fatal If swallowed


 

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Just came up with another one. Lmao

"Pull The String"

She said I'm gonna stick this string
Of beads right up inside your ass
When i pull the string
You'll come just like a king
It'll be a fucking blast!

Well if the beads get stuck
Then you are fucked
You'll have to go to urgent care
The doc will pull the string
You'll spurt on everything
You paid to stain your underwear

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I am on a serious roll 😂

"Coffee With Cream"

She likes my cream in her coffee
Them beans are roasted nice and hot
You hear the steam percolating
She'll get the best of what I've got.

At my peak of perfection
She will drink from my erection
Taste my cream it is so sweet
A salty milky little treat.

In your cup or in your brewer
Spit me out right down the sewer
It's my flavor that you'll follow
To the last drop you will swallow

And every day I know you'll need
Another spoonful of my seed
Sugar me up to your taste
Momma told you not to waste


 

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They could do a song about some rock singer who starts in the streets and reaches the highs of popularity and then it all goes to shit and his band breaks up, wife leaves him, addicted to drugs etc.
Then theres a bridge to an uplifting part where he gets his shit together and works his way back to some mild success and happiness only to be hit by a bus and killed.

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why oh why is your hole so wide

I tried and tried even used astroglide

but it's so loose I nearly cried and cried

found out that she took a horse inside

she went for a pony ride, a pony ride.

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A song about beastality:

Animal Attraction

most girls like the bad boys
a sense of danger turns them on
some girls like the sex toys
use a dildo the size of an arm

but there's a secret society
of girls that get on their knees
spread it wide it's worth a try
Rover always aims to please

animal attraction
doggy style makes her smile
animal attraction
doggy cream makes her scream
she loves his cock you know what I mean
her doggy fucks her....

most girls like the black guys
their dicks down to their feet
they love that chocolate stuffing
but Rover boy has got them beat.

he's every bit just as large
when his pink dick gets all hard
spread it wide and hold on tight
wrap his paws so you don't get scarred

animal attraction
doggy style makes her smile
animal attraction
doggy cream makes her scream
she loves his cock you know what I mean
her doggy fucks her....

It all started innocently
it was her time of the month
she was bent over and Rocky took over
with a lick and a stick and a grunt.

Now she's addicted
she likes it rough
permanently afflicted
she just can't get enough.

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