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But if it wasn't would you hate it? ...with a vengence?

No, I'd love it... with a vengeance. Vigorously. Repeatedly.

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I've just seen a band name in a newspaper :-

 

Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.

 

That's such a great name...awesome...wish I'd thought of it!

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The Bush I was speaking of was the line from the movie 'Revenge of the Nerds'.

 

"I wanna see bush".

Pan down I wanna see bush!!

Hair Pie?

 

Hair Pie!!!

 

"I tink I has a frush."

"What the f**k is a frush?"

 

I think we did this one in the "Movie Quotes' thread a while back, but what the hell, comedy never goes outta style... ;)

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The Bush I was speaking of was the line from the movie 'Revenge of the Nerds'.

 

"I wanna see bush".

Pan down I wanna see bush!!

Hair Pie?

 

Hair Pie!!!

 

"I tink I has a frush."

"What the f**k is a frush?"

 

I think we did this one in the "Movie Quotes' thread a while back, but what the hell, comedy never goes outta style... ;)

:rofl2: ..great movie...
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I've just seen a band name in a newspaper :-

 

Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.

 

That's such a great name...awesome...wish I'd thought of it!

That is a really cool name. What kind of music were they, do you know?

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I've just seen a band name in a newspaper :-

 

Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.

 

That's such a great name...awesome...wish I'd thought of it!

 

 

I wonder if things don't take off (no pun intended) will they consider changing their name to...

No Crowd, No Record Deal, Sell Cape

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The Bush I was speaking of was the line from the movie 'Revenge of the Nerds'.

 

"I wanna see bush".

Pan down I wanna see bush!!

Hair Pie?

 

Hair Pie!!!

 

"I tink I has a frush."

"What the f**k is a frush?"

 

I think we did this one in the "Movie Quotes' thread a while back, but what the hell, comedy never goes outta style... ;)

:rofl2: ..great movie...

 

 

 

No that quote as many quotes in that movie never goes out of style. :P

 

I also loved the scene in the sequel when Ogre is pissing for what seems like 20 minutes straight and then walks into the room and screams "NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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It's 18 over here. You guys are 21, hey? No offence, but that's pretty lame. :)

 

 

You guys probably have less problems with DUI's and alcohol releated problems than we do, even though your drinking age is lower.

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It's 18 over here. You guys are 21, hey? No offence, but that's pretty lame. :)

 

 

You guys probably have less problems with DUI's and alcohol releated problems than we do, even though your drinking age is lower.

Backed. Because we get used to it at such a young age and by the time we're 21 we're experienced drink drivers. :) We know how to avoid getting caught.

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Father, I am your Luke.

 

Just a little something I'm working on. Carry on.

 

 

 

I thought you were my cousin. :screwy:

Oh, but I am. Being Father's Luke does not alter that.

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Father, I am your Luke.

 

Just a little something I'm working on. Carry on.

 

 

 

I thought you were my cousin. :screwy:

Oh, but I am. Being Father's Luke does not alter that.

What's next. Are you Father Luke?

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Father, I am your Luke.

 

Just a little something I'm working on. Carry on.

 

 

 

I thought you were my cousin. :screwy:

Oh, but I am. Being Father's Luke does not alter that.

What's next. Are you Father Luke?

No. Father Luke was a missionary I met when I docked in Honolulu in 1993. We shared stories over a few beers, mingled with the locals and danced by a stream of moonlight on the beach. I told Nancy I'd be hers forever, Father Luke swore allegience to the good book. Father Luke and I parted when Nancy and I performed acts that sometimes create babies.

 

It was only 4 years later that I was to become Father's Luke. But I would never steal Father Luke's identity. Brief as our time was together, I hold his memory dear and close to my chest.

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Father, I am your Luke.

 

Just a little something I'm working on. Carry on.

 

 

 

I thought you were my cousin. :screwy:

Oh, but I am. Being Father's Luke does not alter that.

What's next. Are you Father Luke?

No. Father Luke was a missionary I met when I docked in Honolulu in 1993. We shared stories over a few beers, mingled with the locals and danced by a stream of moonlight on the beach. I told Nancy I'd be hers forever, Father Luke swore allegience to the good book. Father Luke and I parted when Nancy and I performed acts that sometimes create babies.

 

It was only 4 years later that I was to become Father's Luke. But I would never steal Father Luke's identity. Brief as our time was together, I hold his memory dear and close to my chest.

Very touching...

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Father Luke and I parted when Nancy and I performed acts that sometimes create babies.

 

You went looking for storks then?

Nancy did... and found one in my pants.

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