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It sure is quiet around these parts today.

 

Eric Brittingham, Mariah Carey, Nicole Kidman and I have been here all day. We've just been waiting for you to get here so the party can start, Wes. Eric Brittingham is about to crack the beer keg, and then Mariah and Nicole are gonna cover themselves in olive oil and do freaky-deaky things to each other with fresh produce while I catch all the action on videotape. PAAAAARTY!!!

 

:bunch:

 

 

I just got caught up on what I missed. :tumbsup:

 

Whew, I'm still hung over from that party, Wes... how'bout you??

 

By the way, Nicole Kidman sez she thinks she left her diaphragm in the back seat of your car. Could you get that back to her ASAP?

 

 

Do I have to give it back? I was planning on selling it on ebay. :whistle:

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I just got back...this daft PC of the wife's decided to power off to load updates without warning me!

 

 

I hate when that happens.

F*cker. I'd throw it out the window. :whistle:

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Two of my fingers are left on my right hand.

 

Surrounded by the other three.

 

 

So you have five fingers and one thumb? That's gotta look strange. :unsure:

Aussies... what's not strange? <_<

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Two of my fingers are left on my right hand.

 

Surrounded by the other three.

 

 

So you have five fingers and one thumb? That's gotta look strange. :unsure:

Aussies... what's not strange? <_<

So in Australia, stealing is the six-finger discount? :yikes:

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Two of my fingers are left on my right hand.

 

Surrounded by the other three.

 

 

So you have five fingers and one thumb? That's gotta look strange. :unsure:

Aussies... what's not strange? <_<

So in Australia, stealing is the six-finger discount? :yikes:

You guys are pulling my thumb, right? In the US the thumb is not considered a finger? Then what is it?

 

AND WHY WAS I GIVEN SIX NAILED FLEXIBLE MOUNDS ON MY PRECIOUS HANDS?!

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i gotta hand it to you guys, you sure know how to talk bollocks...

 

just look at the amount of threads like this are on here!!!

 

 

Coming from a seasoned Pro!! :rofl2:

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i gotta hand it to you guys, you sure know how to talk bollocks...

 

just look at the amount of threads like this are on here!!!

 

 

Coming from a seasoned Pro!! :rofl2:

Easy now!!!!

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i gotta hand it to you guys, you sure know how to talk bollocks...

 

just look at the amount of threads like this are on here!!!

 

 

Coming from a seasoned Pro!! :rofl2:

Easy now!!!!

 

I laughed, then wept, then laughed again, 'Risibly' of course :lol:

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i gotta hand it to you guys, you sure know how to talk bollocks...

 

just look at the amount of threads like this are on here!!!

 

 

Coming from a seasoned Pro!! :rofl2:

Easy now!!!!

 

I laughed, then wept, then laughed again, 'Risibly' of course :lol:

Of course!! :tumbsup: No other way to do it. :popcorn:

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It's very quiet around these parts.

It appears to have been so for a while. The most I ever get is two pages of 'Most Recent Posts' from overnight when it used to be minimum three or more. I hear flamingo impersonating has taken off in the States. I wonder if that's where everyone's at?

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It's very quiet around these parts.

I hear flamingo impersonating has taken off in the States. I wonder if that's where everyone's at?

 

This is from a new reality show called "Walk like a Flamingo". :whistle:

 

flamingo.jpg

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Just finished dinner and now I'm watching hockey on TV.

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