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Nork muffins with boiled vagina juice... now we're cookin'!

Is it blueberry flavored?

 

Blueberry Vagina Juice?

Is there any other flavor?

 

 

Blackberry? Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.

Point taken.

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It's because it was the weekend, doods!!! Party on!!! Whoooooo! There's no time for the internet on the weekend!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!! Doooooooooooooods, party at my place!!!!! Whoooooooooooooooooo! Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! PARTY!

 

 

 

But yeah, seriously dudes, it was the weekend. Everyone was at the party at my place. You guys didn't get the invites I *snigger* sent?

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It's because it was the weekend, doods!!! Party on!!! Whoooooo! There's no time for the internet on the weekend!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!! Doooooooooooooods, party at my place!!!!! Whoooooooooooooooooo! Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! PARTY!

 

 

 

But yeah, seriously dudes, it was the weekend. Everyone was at the party at my place. You guys didn't get the invites I *snigger* sent?

You're a mean fella... :crying:

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It's because it was the weekend, doods!!! Party on!!! Whoooooo! There's no time for the internet on the weekend!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!! Doooooooooooooods, party at my place!!!!! Whoooooooooooooooooo! Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! PARTY!

 

 

 

But yeah, seriously dudes, it was the weekend. Everyone was at the party at my place. You guys didn't get the invites I *snigger* sent?

You're a mean fella... :crying:

But my handsomeness makes up for it, right?

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It's because it was the weekend, doods!!! Party on!!! Whoooooo! There's no time for the internet on the weekend!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!! Doooooooooooooods, party at my place!!!!! Whoooooooooooooooooo! Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! PARTY!

 

 

 

But yeah, seriously dudes, it was the weekend. Everyone was at the party at my place. You guys didn't get the invites I *snigger* sent?

You're a mean fella... :crying:

But my handsomeness makes up for it, right?

Nah you're mean.

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I'm running out of patience, and I'm not going to say it twice. I just hate to be nice.

And I'm supposed to do what?

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I'm running out of patience, and I'm not going to say it twice. I just hate to be nice.

And I'm supposed to do what?

I don't know; what were you doing before? Continue on with that, I guess.

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I'm running out of patience, and I'm not going to say it twice. I just hate to be nice.

And I'm supposed to do what?

I don't know; what were you doing before? Continue on with that, I guess.

 

Who pissed in your cheerios?

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I'm running out of patience, and I'm not going to say it twice. I just hate to be nice.

And I'm supposed to do what?

I don't know; what were you doing before? Continue on with that, I guess.

 

Who pissed in your cheerios?

Probably his freaking cat.

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Does no one listen to the Scorpions? A brother tries to be crafty and now I have a cheerio inserted in my ass as a replacement butt-plug. Damn villains!

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Does no one listen to the Scorpions? A brother tries to be crafty and now I have a cheerio inserted in my ass as a replacement butt-plug. Damn villains!

 

I listen to the Scorpions, and yes, I got the reference, Geoff.

 

But as for the rest of your post, it frightens me, so I'll be going now. Buh-bye. :gone:

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Does no one listen to the Scorpions? A brother tries to be crafty and now I have a cheerio inserted in my ass as a replacement butt-plug. Damn villains!

You are sick and in dire need of some help.

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Does no one listen to the Scorpions? A brother tries to be crafty and now I have a cheerio inserted in my ass as a replacement butt-plug. Damn villains!

You are sick and in dire need of some help.

Only the dolphins can help me now. Take me home on your backs, sweet dolphins.

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I miss the piquant flavor of dolphin in my tuna... damn you Greenpeace! <_<

Piquant? I've never heard that word before... nice use of the language mate. :tumbsup: Solid.

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I miss the piquant flavor of dolphin in my tuna... damn you Greenpeace! <_<

Piquant? I've never heard that word before... nice use of the language mate. :tumbsup: Solid.

Don't tell anyone, people will start to think I'm English or something... :unsure:

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I miss the piquant flavor of dolphin in my tuna... damn you Greenpeace! <_<

Piquant? I've never heard that word before... nice use of the language mate. :tumbsup: Solid.

Don't tell anyone, people will start to think I'm English or something... :unsure:

I thought you spoke fluent Spanglish? :unsure:

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I miss the piquant flavor of dolphin in my tuna... damn you Greenpeace! <_<

Piquant? I've never heard that word before... nice use of the language mate. :tumbsup: Solid.

Don't tell anyone, people will start to think I'm English or something... :unsure:

Nah, you're too handsome. No one's going to confuse you with an English person.

 

I kid, I kid!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... or do I?

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I thought you spoke fluent Spanglish? :unsure:

Not so fluent ....he meant picante.

Not! Nobody likes a spicy dolphin...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...or do they?

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I thought you spoke fluent Spanglish? :unsure:

Not so fluent ....he meant picante.

Not! Nobody likes a spicy dolphin...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...or do they?

Blackened Mahi Mahi....

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