JustJason Posted November 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 I know I'm supposed to keep the ultrapersonal stuff to PM and all, but I've got some dirty laundry I need to air. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> SHOCKING!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbasmama Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 OMG!!!!!!! How did you get in my house???? I swear......I'm working on that pile of laundry. Hell....it growls at me every time I walk by! I think it's alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swazi Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 OMG!!!!!!! How did you get in my house???? I swear......I'm working on that pile of laundry. Hell....it growls at me every time I walk by! I think it's alive. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have you seen Bubba lately ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbasmama Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 OMG!!!!!!! How did you get in my house???? I swear......I'm working on that pile of laundry. Hell....it growls at me every time I walk by! I think it's alive. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have you seen Bubba lately ????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too funny. He always has had a habit of sitting in empty clothes baskets, ever since he was little. And buckets. And barrels. Whatever he can get IN.....he's cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted November 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 OMG!!!!!!! How did you get in my house???? I swear......I'm working on that pile of laundry. Hell....it growls at me every time I walk by! I think it's alive. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have you seen Bubba lately ????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too funny. He always has had a habit of sitting in empty clothes baskets, ever since he was little. And buckets. And barrels. Whatever he can get IN.....he's cool. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In this thread he shall be referred to as Lord Bubba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 OMG!!!!!!! How did you get in my house???? I swear......I'm working on that pile of laundry. Hell....it growls at me every time I walk by! I think it's alive. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have you seen Bubba lately ????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too funny. He always has had a habit of sitting in empty clothes baskets, ever since he was little. And buckets. And barrels. Whatever he can get IN.....he's cool. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In this thread he shall be referred to as Lord Bubba. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And so shall it be known. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted November 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Metal Jay has no idea what Tode-in-the-Hole is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Metal Jay has no idea what Tode-in-the-Hole is <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am also unsure of this. If it were a toad-in-the-hole I could explain that this is a frog-like creature stuck in a pit. But as for a tode, I can only glance to the sky in wonder as I have no answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbasmama Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 In this thread he shall be referred to as Lord Bubba.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lord Bubba ( ) is in the kitchen doing his homework......singing "My hump......my hump, my hump, my hump" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 In this thread he shall be referred to as Lord Bubba.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lord Bubba ( ) is in the kitchen doing his homework......singing "My hump......my hump, my hump, my hump" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What ever will Lord Bubba's minions think!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Washing detergent - with the aid of man (or woman) - does it's best to clean things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted November 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 In this thread he shall be referred to as Lord Bubba.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lord Bubba ( ) is in the kitchen doing his homework......singing "My hump......my hump, my hump, my hump" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What ever will Lord Bubba's minions think!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lord Bubba will tell his minions what to think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 And so shall it be known. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted November 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 And so shall it be known. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hitherto verily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 And so shall it be known. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hitherto verily <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In catillo est, cibus esse debet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted November 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 And so shall it be known. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hitherto verily <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In catillo est, cibus esse debet. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted November 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 One bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise He came and killed those two dead boys One bright day in the middle of the night As I was walkin' up the stair I saw a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh how I wish he'd go away Jaybird sittin' on a hickory limb He winked at me and I winked at him His eyes were red and his teeth were green Sat there pickin' on a tambourine (chorus) One bright day in the middle of the night A monkey and a flea and three blind mice Sat on a curbstone shootin' dice The monkey did a flip and fell on the flea The flea said, "Whoops, there's a monkey on me" A Twinkie and a Tastykake knockin' at the door They just come from the mini-mart store Granny went upstairs to get her gun Should-a seen the Twinkie and the Tastykake run (chorus) One bright day in the middle of the night As I was walkin' down the street Who do ya think I chanced to meet? It was Godzilla and old King Kong Stompin' on buildings and singin' a song Red and blue and delicate green The King can't catch it 'n' neither can the Queen Bring it in the house through the 'lectric socket Catch a rainbow and put it in your pocket (chorus) One bright day in the middle of the night If you don't believe these lies are true Ask the blind man, he saw it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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T-BONE Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Metal Jay still at it?!?!?!?! I never even knew he started to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted November 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dontcha remember that rhyme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted November 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Metal Jay still at it?!?!?!?! I never even knew he started to begin with. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh I started. I started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted November 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 There Was An Old Woman There was an old woman who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a bird, How absurd! to swallow a bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a cat, Imagine that! to swallow a cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a dog, What a hog! to swallow a dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a goat, Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a cow, I don't know how she swallowed a cow! She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, She's dead—of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swazi Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 One bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise He came and killed those two dead boys One bright day in the middle of the night As I was walkin' up the stair I saw a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh how I wish he'd go away Jaybird sittin' on a hickory limb He winked at me and I winked at him His eyes were red and his teeth were green Sat there pickin' on a tambourine (chorus) One bright day in the middle of the night A monkey and a flea and three blind mice Sat on a curbstone shootin' dice The monkey did a flip and fell on the flea The flea said, "Whoops, there's a monkey on me" A Twinkie and a Tastykake knockin' at the door They just come from the mini-mart store Granny went upstairs to get her gun Should-a seen the Twinkie and the Tastykake run (chorus) One bright day in the middle of the night As I was walkin' down the street Who do ya think I chanced to meet? It was Godzilla and old King Kong Stompin' on buildings and singin' a song Red and blue and delicate green The King can't catch it 'n' neither can the Queen Bring it in the house through the 'lectric socket Catch a rainbow and put it in your pocket (chorus) One bright day in the middle of the night If you don't believe these lies are true Ask the blind man, he saw it too <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dunkel war's, der Mond schien helle, Schneebedeckt die grüne Flur, Als ein Auto blitzesschnelle Langsam um die runde Ecke fuhr. Drinnen saßen stehend Leute Schweigend ins Gespräch vertieft, Als ein totgeschossner Hase Auf der Sandbank Schlittschuh lief. Und der Wagen fuhr im Trabe Rückwärts einen Berg hinauf. Droben zog ein alter Rabe Grade eine Turmuhr auf. Ringsumher herrscht tiefes Schweigen Und mit fürchterlichem Krach Spielen in des Grases Zweigen Zwei Kamele lautlos Schach. Und auf einer roten Bank, Die blau angestrichen war Saß ein blondgelockter Jüngling Mit kohlrabenschwarzem Haar. Neben ihm 'ne alte Schachtel, Zählte kaum erst sechzehn Jahr, Und sie aß ein Butterbrot, Das mit Schmalz bestrichen war. Oben auf dem Apfelbaume, Der sehr süße Birnen trug, Hing des Frühlings letzte Pflaume Und an Nüssen noch genug. Von der regennassen Straße Wirbelte der Staub empor. Und ein Junge bei der Hitze Mächtig an den Ohren fror. Beide Hände in den Taschen Hielt er sich die Augen zu. Denn er konnte nicht ertragen, Wie nach Veilchen roch die Kuh. Und zwei Fische liefen munter Durch das blaue Kornfeld hin. Endlich ging die Sonne unter Und der graue Tag erschien. Dies Gedicht schrieb Wolfgang Goethe Abends in der Morgenröte, Als er auf dem Nachttopf saß Und seine Morgenzeitung las. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted November 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 One bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise He came and killed those two dead boys One bright day in the middle of the night As I was walkin' up the stair I saw a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh how I wish he'd go away Jaybird sittin' on a hickory limb He winked at me and I winked at him His eyes were red and his teeth were green Sat there pickin' on a tambourine (chorus) One bright day in the middle of the night A monkey and a flea and three blind mice Sat on a curbstone shootin' dice The monkey did a flip and fell on the flea The flea said, "Whoops, there's a monkey on me" A Twinkie and a Tastykake knockin' at the door They just come from the mini-mart store Granny went upstairs to get her gun Should-a seen the Twinkie and the Tastykake run (chorus) One bright day in the middle of the night As I was walkin' down the street Who do ya think I chanced to meet? It was Godzilla and old King Kong Stompin' on buildings and singin' a song Red and blue and delicate green The King can't catch it 'n' neither can the Queen Bring it in the house through the 'lectric socket Catch a rainbow and put it in your pocket (chorus) One bright day in the middle of the night If you don't believe these lies are true Ask the blind man, he saw it too <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dunkel war's, der Mond schien helle, Schneebedeckt die grüne Flur, Als ein Auto blitzesschnelle Langsam um die runde Ecke fuhr. Drinnen saßen stehend Leute Schweigend ins Gespräch vertieft, Als ein totgeschossner Hase Auf der Sandbank Schlittschuh lief. Und der Wagen fuhr im Trabe Rückwärts einen Berg hinauf. Droben zog ein alter Rabe Grade eine Turmuhr auf. Ringsumher herrscht tiefes Schweigen Und mit fürchterlichem Krach Spielen in des Grases Zweigen Zwei Kamele lautlos Schach. Und auf einer roten Bank, Die blau angestrichen war Saß ein blondgelockter Jüngling Mit kohlrabenschwarzem Haar. Neben ihm 'ne alte Schachtel, Zählte kaum erst sechzehn Jahr, Und sie aß ein Butterbrot, Das mit Schmalz bestrichen war. Oben auf dem Apfelbaume, Der sehr süße Birnen trug, Hing des Frühlings letzte Pflaume Und an Nüssen noch genug. Von der regennassen Straße Wirbelte der Staub empor. Und ein Junge bei der Hitze Mächtig an den Ohren fror. Beide Hände in den Taschen Hielt er sich die Augen zu. Denn er konnte nicht ertragen, Wie nach Veilchen roch die Kuh. Und zwei Fische liefen munter Durch das blaue Kornfeld hin. Endlich ging die Sonne unter Und der graue Tag erschien. Dies Gedicht schrieb Wolfgang Goethe Abends in der Morgenröte, Als er auf dem Nachttopf saß Und seine Morgenzeitung las. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am gonna assume it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swazi Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 I am gonna assume it's funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I will start translating ..: It was dark as the moon was shining brightly .... ... and so on ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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