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You unlock this door with the key to your imagination. Beyond it is another dimension -- a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, a dimension of Brittingham. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas, of Cinderella and Naked Beggars.

You've just crossed over into... THE BRITTINGHAM ZONE.

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Eric is pleased that Wes has bumped this thread.

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Eric is pleased that Wes has bumped this thread.

Is Eric going to let Wes give him a wet willie for his pleasedness?

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Oh no I entered this thread by mistake and Eric grabbed my ass...I'M SCARED!!!

 

Don't be scared, Bob, be honored that Eric has chosen you. Besides, it only hurts the first time.

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Oh no I entered this thread by mistake and Eric grabbed my ass...I'M SCARED!!!

 

Don't be scared, Bob, be honored that Eric has chosen you. Besides, it only hurts the first time.

 

Be grateful he just grabbed your ass, he could have done worse.

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Oh no I entered this thread by mistake and Eric grabbed my ass...I'M SCARED!!!

 

Don't be scared, Bob, be honored that Eric has chosen you. Besides, it only hurts the first time.

 

Be grateful he just grabbed your ass, he could have done worse.

He could have struck you with a lightning bolt. :whistle:

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Oh no I entered this thread by mistake and Eric grabbed my ass...I'M SCARED!!!

 

Don't be scared, Bob, be honored that Eric has chosen you. Besides, it only hurts the first time.

 

Be grateful he just grabbed your ass, he could have done worse.

He could have struck you with a lightning bolt. :whistle:

 

Most of the time he has a sense of humor and is usually merciful.

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Oh no I entered this thread by mistake and Eric grabbed my ass...I'M SCARED!!!

 

Don't be scared, Bob, be honored that Eric has chosen you. Besides, it only hurts the first time.

 

Be grateful he just grabbed your ass, he could have done worse.

He could have struck you with a lightning bolt. :whistle:

 

Most of the time he has a sense of humor and is usually merciful.

Usually.... :yikes:

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A friend of mine is a drummer for a band that opened for Naked Beggars here in town. He said EB went out of his way to be nice. He said that he told the Beggars roadies to hurry up so the openers could get set up. And he sat right next to the stage rocking out in typical Brittingham fashion for my friends band. He said his wife has a bit of an ego.

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QUOTE(eaglesfan3000 @ Mar 9 2008, 08:11 PM)

Oh no I entered this thread by mistake and Eric grabbed my ass...I'M SCARED!!!

 

I foretold of this months ago... and it looks like it's finally happened... ERIC BRITTINGHAM HAS RUN OUT OF WOMEN, and Bob has become his first victim.

 

 

If Eric Brittingham ever has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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QUOTE(eaglesfan3000 @ Mar 9 2008, 08:11 PM)

Oh no I entered this thread by mistake and Eric grabbed my ass...I'M SCARED!!!

 

I foretold of this months ago... and it looks like it's finally happened... ERIC BRITTINGHAM HAS RUN OUT OF WOMEN, and Bob has become his first victim.

 

 

 

I guess I should be honored...I think. You know what they say once or twice don't make you gay.

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QUOTE(eaglesfan3000 @ Mar 9 2008, 08:11 PM)

Oh no I entered this thread by mistake and Eric grabbed my ass...I'M SCARED!!!

 

I foretold of this months ago... and it looks like it's finally happened... ERIC BRITTINGHAM HAS RUN OUT OF WOMEN, and Bob has become his first victim.

 

 

 

I guess I should be honored...I think. You know what they say once or twice don't make you gay.

 

I'm sure he was tender and attentive.

 

No, actually, I'm rather shocked that you survived the experience. :yikes: After all, Eric Brittingham doesn't consider it sex if the other person survives.

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QUOTE(eaglesfan3000 @ Mar 9 2008, 08:11 PM)

Oh no I entered this thread by mistake and Eric grabbed my ass...I'M SCARED!!!

 

I foretold of this months ago... and it looks like it's finally happened... ERIC BRITTINGHAM HAS RUN OUT OF WOMEN, and Bob has become his first victim.

 

 

 

I guess I should be honored...I think. You know what they say once or twice don't make you gay.

 

I'm sure he was tender and attentive.

 

No, actually, I'm rather shocked that you survived the experience. :yikes: After all, Eric Brittingham doesn't consider it sex if the other person survives.

 

Let's just say I got out in the knick of time.

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Eric Brittingham does not like people looking at Inga's Ego. Tell your friend to listen to Nightsongs and pray for His sweet mercy.

 

I will. I hope it works.

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Have there been any Eric sightings lately I'm still running scared?

Eric Brittingham is sighted when He demands to be sighted. Sadly, there is no running from Him. If He requires your presence you will be plucked from where you hide and brought before Him.

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A Prayer to Eric Brittinham

 

Please let Wes and company get safely to Wyoming.

Please guide hime to the best clown store in Wyoming.

Please see fit to not allow any buffalos do his car in the gashole.

 

Please allow Ian to love Thetford

Please let him make friends with the cow

Please make the entire town like him as much as we do

 

Please help Geoff to realize that when he meets me we will just be friends

Please make him stop sending me those pictures of him and naked pelican

Please lower the prices at KFC

 

Please give Pete one more band

Please include him on a top 100 guitarists of all time list

Please allow Keef to visit him for a couple of beers

 

Please give Keef the strength top put the smokeless down for good

Please don't let him find out that it was me in a bear suit in his garbage

Please finally release "Thomas the Tank Engine:The Metal Years for both him and his son

 

Now for some random prayers for gifts to HHer's

 

Please give SR86 a trip to Deadwood

Please give the same to Jez at the same time

Please give Berndt a lawyer zapper

Please give Dan the clearity to see that Candlebox belongs on the site

 

Thank you Eric.

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Please give Keef the strength top put the smokeless down for good

 

It's working JJ! I can FEEL the spirit!! I can FEEEEEEEL it!! Thank you Eric Brittingham!! :bowdown:

 

Please don't let him find out that it was me in a bear suit in his garbage

:yikes: If you were that hungry, you could've just knocked. I would've given you a cookie.

 

Please finally release "Thomas the Tank Engine:The Metal Years for both him and his son

:yikes: That won't be necessary Mr. Brittingham. The wife and I've had quite enough of that little train for now, thank you.

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