Let's Discuss Eric Brittingham

[Geoff]

Can't stay long, just want to call, to say, I love you... to Eric Brittingham.

[JustJason]

Eric Smiles this day.

 

It may be awhile until you see me. Last time I dared to refer to Eric Brittingham as merely Eric, he banished me to the ninth ring of hell for a week. My screams fell on deaf ears as he made the entire world earless for that week. He then erased it form everyone's memory as a token of his love for his world. Eric Brittingham is a mercyful ruler. He now refers to this banishment as a vacation, so choose your words wisely when asking Eric Brittingham for a favor.

 

On a side note...........This holiday season Eric Brittingham will be ripping Santas heart out and giving a small piece to each child so they can have Santa all year round. Eric Brittingham also plans to sit in the big chair taking presents requests, however children will no longer be allowed to make requests. Eric Brittingham believes children have had that right for too long plus they now have a piece of Santa, so now the gift requesting will be done by only women and the gift they receive will be a baby. Eric Brittingham believes this is the only thing that women could possibly ask for and well it's going to happen anyways as they have come so close to Eric Brittingham's manhood.

[Glen]

Fact : Eric Brittingham lost his virginity before his dad.

[eaglesfan3000]

The last time a ventured into the Eric Brittingham thread he grabbed my ass and I've been on the run ever since.

[Geoff]

Fact : Eric Brittingham lost his virginity before his dad.

[Glen]

Fact : Eric Brittingham can slam a revolving door.

[aMetalhead1966]

Fact: Eric Brittingham can revolve a Slamming Door

[Glen]

If Eric Brittingham was a woman he wouldnt have periods. Eric Brittingham never bleeds.

[SamboraRocks86]

Eric Brittingham is God

 

 

 

 

simple as

[aMetalhead1966]

Fact: Eric Brittingham invented beer...

[Fat Freddy]

Fact: Eric Brittingham invented beer...

 

 

...Therefore, beer is proof that Eric Brittingham loves us and wants us to be happy.

[Glen]

Fact: Eric Brittingham invented beer...

 

 

...Therefore, beer is proof that Eric Brittingham loves us and wants us to be happy.

 

Thankyou Eric Brittingham

[aMetalhead1966]

Fact: Eric Brittingham Loves you even though you listen to Winger

[Hallows Victim]

Fact: Eric Brittingham Loves you even though you listen to Winger

 

No one loves anyone who listens to Wanger. Not even Eric Brittingham and all his shining love for mankind.

[Fat Freddy]

An ideal Christmas gift for Eric Brittingham would be the still-beating heart of Kip Winger.

[aMetalhead1966]

An ideal Christmas gift for Eric Brittingham would be the still-beating heart of Kip Winger.

[Fat Freddy]

An ideal Christmas gift for Eric Brittingham would be the still-beating heart of Kip Winger.

 

...Of course, it would have to be attractively gift boxed.

[aMetalhead1966]

An ideal Christmas gift for Eric Brittingham would be the still-beating heart of Kip Winger.

 

...Of course, it would have to be attractively gift boxed.

But of course...

[Hallows Victim]

Eric (aka God) says he will also accept the heart if it is wrapped in a Night Songs tour shirt.

[SamboraRocks86]

Eric (aka God) says he will also accept the heart if it is wrapped in a Night Songs tour shirt.

 

but he will reject it if its a Heartbreak Station Tee

[Geoff]

I know when Eric Brittingham smiles because the sun shines.

[aMetalhead1966]

Fact: Eric Brittingham is "Nobodys Fool".....

[Jez]

Eric who?

[aMetalhead1966]

Fact: Eric Brittingham is "Hell On Wheels"..

[Glen]

Eric Brittingham invented the weekend. Praise be to Eric Brittingham.