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51 today.... :unsure: ....no, no not the temperature, that is the grand fuckin' total the England Test team could only manage in their second innings :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

Fuck, I thought we were bad :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

 

 

We got over 50, what's the fucking matter with you? :D

 

:tumbsup: Love your fuckin' reply mate but you only exceeded 50 because of the 6 extras :lol:

 

So between the fucking 6 extras and Freddie's fantastic? 24, the rest of them batted really fucking well for their combined 21 - things are looking up for the next fucking match on Friday. :whistle:

 

The summer is looking even more interesting now mate. This could be the first ever 2 day test match ever!! :D

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Fucking snow blizzards forecast later, supposedly bad throughout the Midlands

 

 

Bring them the fuck on!! :headbanger:

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Fucking snow blizzards forecast later, supposedly bad throughout the Midlands

 

 

Bring them the fuck on!! :headbanger:

 

How the fuck was your fancy dress party? :unsure:

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Fucking snow blizzards forecast later, supposedly bad throughout the Midlands

 

 

Bring them the fuck on!! :headbanger:

 

How the fuck was your fancy dress party? :unsure:

 

Fucking marvellous. :headbanger:

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Fucking snow blizzards forecast later, supposedly bad throughout the Midlands

 

 

Bring them the fuck on!! :headbanger:

 

How the fuck was your fancy dress party? :unsure:

 

Fucking marvellous. :headbanger:

 

Did you dress up as a fuckin` Luton player? :tumbsup:

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Fucking snow blizzards forecast later, supposedly bad throughout the Midlands

 

 

Bring them the fuck on!! :headbanger:

 

How the fuck was your fancy dress party? :unsure:

 

Fucking marvellous. :headbanger:

 

Did you dress up as a fuckin` Luton player? :tumbsup:

 

A player for who?? Sounds like a terrible disease.

 

No - It was a 60's/70's theme so I went as Jimi Hendrix in military jacket and full on fucking afro. :headbanger:

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Fucking snow blizzards forecast later, supposedly bad throughout the Midlands

 

 

Bring them the fuck on!! :headbanger:

 

How the fuck was your fancy dress party? :unsure:

 

Fucking marvellous. :headbanger:

 

Did you dress up as a fuckin` Luton player? :tumbsup:

 

A player for who?? Sounds like a terrible disease.

 

No - It was a 60's/70's theme so I went as Jimi Hendrix in military jacket and full on fucking afro. :headbanger:

 

Sounds fucking great, any pics? :tumbsup:

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Fucking snow blizzards forecast later, supposedly bad throughout the Midlands

 

 

Bring them the fuck on!! :headbanger:

 

How the fuck was your fancy dress party? :unsure:

 

Fucking marvellous. :headbanger:

 

Did you dress up as a fuckin` Luton player? :tumbsup:

 

A player for who?? Sounds like a terrible disease.

 

No - It was a 60's/70's theme so I went as Jimi Hendrix in military jacket and full on fucking afro. :headbanger:

 

Sounds fucking great, any pics? :tumbsup:

 

 

Hopefully to follow fucking soonish! :D

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I forgot to fuck my fruit again.

What the fuck ? :whistle:;)

The fucking fruit is gonna feel neglected!!

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I forgot to fuck my fruit again.

What the fuck ? :whistle:;)

The fucking fruit is gonna feel neglected!!

Nothing like a banana up the a- uh, a peach. A peach feels nice when you fuck one, which I often do.

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I forgot to fuck my fruit again.

What the fuck ? :whistle:;)

The fucking fruit is gonna feel neglected!!

Nothing like a banana up the a- uh, a peach. A peach feels nice when you fuck one, which I often do.

Don't cut your dick on the fucking pit....

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i would have fuckin rather kicked myself in the face than fuckin come home tonight. such is the story of my fuckin life.

Then why did you fuckin' go home? Should have gone out and fuckin' partied. Or kicked yourself. Either way, going home sounds like it was a poor option.

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i would have fuckin rather kicked myself in the face than fuckin come home tonight. such is the story of my fuckin life.

Then why did you fuckin' go home? Should have gone out and fuckin' partied. Or kicked yourself. Either way, going home sounds like it was a poor option.

Either way your ass would have been fucking kicked. But at least it would have been a grand old fucking time!!

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i would have fuckin rather kicked myself in the face than fuckin come home tonight. such is the story of my fuckin life.

Then why did you fuckin' go home? Should have gone out and fuckin' partied. Or kicked yourself. Either way, going home sounds like it was a poor option.

Either way your ass would have been fucking kicked. But at least it would have been a grand old fucking time!!

 

 

i would like to know what the fuck an option is. i certainly dont have any.

 

i think it is time to go the fuck to sleep.

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i would have fuckin rather kicked myself in the face than fuckin come home tonight. such is the story of my fuckin life.

Then why did you fuckin' go home? Should have gone out and fuckin' partied. Or kicked yourself. Either way, going home sounds like it was a poor option.

Either way your ass would have been fucking kicked. But at least it would have been a grand old fucking time!!

 

 

i would like to know what the fuck an option is. i certainly dont have any.

 

i think it is time to go the fuck to sleep.

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i would have fuckin rather kicked myself in the face than fuckin come home tonight. such is the story of my fuckin life.

Then why did you fuckin' go home? Should have gone out and fuckin' partied. Or kicked yourself. Either way, going home sounds like it was a poor option.

Either way your ass would have been fucking kicked. But at least it would have been a grand old fucking time!!

 

 

double fuckin post. it is time to go the fuck to sleep.

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i would have fuckin rather kicked myself in the face than fuckin come home tonight. such is the story of my fuckin life.

Then why did you fuckin' go home? Should have gone out and fuckin' partied. Or kicked yourself. Either way, going home sounds like it was a poor option.

Either way your ass would have been fucking kicked. But at least it would have been a grand old fucking time!!

 

 

double fuckin post. it is time to go the fuck to sleep.

 

 

Must be fucking 7pm :whistle:

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