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Were they sexual aids?

Fucking forget something, Lindsay?

 

Fuck yeah!

There was actually a part in the Linda Lovelace book I just read that almost resulted in a case of death by sex aids. Pretty fucking hardcore. Like my love for pure metal.

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Just don't mention that fuckin 'Lock up your daughters' song by Lion today.

Don't tell the fuckin' media, I'm sure they'd love a scapegoat, not to mention the scumbag's defense attorney. :rolleyes:

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Fuck... gotta take the baby to the fuckin doctor today. He's got a NASTY fuckin cough! Woke him up at 4 fuckin' AM this morning and he couldn't get back to fuckin sleep.

 

Of course, now he's back to fuckin sleep (for a little while anyway) and I'm wide the fuck awake. :angry:

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Fuck... gotta take the baby to the fuckin doctor today. He's got a NASTY fuckin cough! Woke him up at 4 fuckin' AM this morning and he couldn't get back to fuckin sleep.

 

Of course, now he's back to fuckin sleep (for a little while anyway) and I'm wide the fuck awake. :angry:

 

 

Poor little booger. fuckin coughs are the worst in little kids.

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FORNICATION!!!!

 

Definitely get props on this one!

 

.....fuck.....

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This fucking job is slowly fucking killing me, fucking idiots... <_<

I think that's why people die, because their fuckin' jobs kill them. Think about it. When you were young and carefree, at school and stuff, how far were you away from death?! Miles away. The longer we work the closer we get to death... I don't think that's a coincidence.

 

FYI, I'm putting together a criminal case against jobs.

 

Except blowjobs. They're just fine as they are. Am I right, ladiez? High fives.

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Fuckin' wisdom teeth are fuckin' annoying me.

 

they've made my mouth fuckin' sore :(

Think of all the fuckin' wisdom they will give you for years to come!!

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Fuckin' wisdom teeth are fuckin' annoying me.

 

they've made my mouth fuckin' sore :(

Think of all the fuckin' wisdom they will give you for years to come!!

 

 

 

Ryche, you fuckin naughty boy you :lol:

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Fuck ebay! Why the fuck didn't it list all my fucking items when I wanted it to... isn't that's what that 'start listing now' fucking button is for????! Hey... ebay. FUCK YOU!

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So Geoff's talking about fuckin' blowjobs, and the next fuckin' post Sambora's mouth is sore... he wants a fuck?

 

;)

 

 

I didn't know that Pete. I thought he was on about his wisdom teeth :)

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