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Blue Charvel 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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Don't get me wrong, I love my fuckin kids, but there are times when I fuckin wish I could just tie'em to a fuckin' stake in the back yard for a couple of hours so I can take care of fuckin chores like these.

 

By the way, the fuckin' DMV won't be fuckin finished with me yet after tomorrow, because I have to get my fuckin car inspected this fuckin weekend. As Stimpy used to say on "Ren & Stimpy," "Oh JOY joy."

 

Hey Keef do you guys have to fucking get your cars inspected in Joisey every two years?

That's the way it fucking was in Colorado but we don't have to get them inspected in Illinois.

That's because the more fuckin' smog that covers Illinois, the less you have to fuckin' see of it...

 

:gone:

 

No reason to runaway Pete, because mostly it's true. :anon:

Seriously Illinois is a fucking beautiful State, if your into Trees, plants and fields and stuff. :lol:

I lived in Park Forest for a couple years when I was a fuckin' kid. I liked it... but that might be just 'cause I had a fuckin' Big Wheel and stuff.

 

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

aMetalhead1966

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Do you fucking have no privacy?

Do you bolt the fucking doors at night?

Are you just fucking Paranoid?

Are you afraid to wash your Fucking hair?

Are people playing fucking tricks on you?

 

Questions that need fuckin answers.

Rockwell must be spying on Ian again....oh yeah, Fuck...

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Do you fucking have no privacy?

Do you bolt the fucking doors at night?

Are you just fucking Paranoid?

Are you afraid to wash your Fucking hair?

Are people playing fucking tricks on you?

 

Questions that need fuckin answers.

Rockwell must be spying on Ian again....oh yeah, Fuck...

All this fuckin' jollity and vociferousness will be fuckin' frowned upon in certain fuckin' circles. :yikes:

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

aMetalhead1966

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Do you fucking have no privacy?

Do you bolt the fucking doors at night?

Are you just fucking Paranoid?

Are you afraid to wash your Fucking hair?

Are people playing fucking tricks on you?

 

Questions that need fuckin answers.

Rockwell must be spying on Ian again....oh yeah, Fuck...

All this fuckin' jollity and vociferousness will be fuckin' frowned upon in certain fuckin' circles. :yikes:

Fuck...I best stay away from the Circles...

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Got my new fuckin drivers license today... didn't take as long as I fuckin dreaded, and both kids were fuckin' awesomely well behaved the entire time. So it's been a good fuckin day thus far.

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Do you fucking have no privacy?

Do you bolt the fucking doors at night?

Are you just fucking Paranoid?

Are you afraid to wash your Fucking hair?

Are people playing fucking tricks on you?

 

Questions that need fuckin answers.

Rockwell must be spying on Ian again....oh yeah, Fuck...

All this fuckin' jollity and vociferousness will be fuckin' frowned upon in certain fuckin' circles. :yikes:

Fuck...I best stay away from the Circles...

You would be well fuckin' advised to... :whistle::whistle:

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Don't get me wrong, I love my fuckin kids, but there are times when I fuckin wish I could just tie'em to a fuckin' stake in the back yard for a couple of hours so I can take care of fuckin chores like these.

 

By the way, the fuckin' DMV won't be fuckin finished with me yet after tomorrow, because I have to get my fuckin car inspected this fuckin weekend. As Stimpy used to say on "Ren & Stimpy," "Oh JOY joy."

 

Hey Keef do you guys have to fucking get your cars inspected in Joisey every two years?

That's the way it fucking was in Colorado but we don't have to get them inspected in Illinois.

That's because the more fuckin' smog that covers Illinois, the less you have to fuckin' see of it...

 

:gone:

 

No reason to runaway Pete, because mostly it's true. :anon:

Seriously Illinois is a fucking beautiful State, if your into Trees, plants and fields and stuff. :lol:

I lived in Park Forest for a couple years when I was a fuckin' kid. I liked it... but that might be just 'cause I had a fuckin' Big Wheel and stuff.

 

bigwheel.jpg

 

Big Wheels fucking ruled. :drink:

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Big Wheels and The Green Machine fucking ruled!!

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Would it be rude if I said that I really hate when it fucking rains?

Shirley Manson is only happy when it fucking rains. :whistle:

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Would it be rude if I said that I really hate when it fucking rains?

Shirley Manson is only happy when it fucking rains. :whistle:

 

She fucking creeps me the fuck out.

 

She's fucking Scottish Ya know?

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Would it be rude if I said that I really hate when it fucking rains?

Shirley Manson is only happy when it fucking rains. :whistle:

 

She fucking creeps me the fuck out.

 

She's fucking Scottish Ya know?

 

I wasn't aware of that.

Have you ever noticed that Shirley Manson and the Lochness Monster have never been seen at the same place at the same time? Coincidence? I fucking think not.

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Would it be rude if I said that I really hate when it fucking rains?

Shirley Manson is only happy when it fucking rains. :whistle:

 

She fucking creeps me the fuck out.

 

She's fucking Scottish Ya know?

 

I wasn't aware of that.

Have you ever noticed that Shirley Manson and the Lochness Monster have never been seen at the same place at the same time? Coincidence? I fucking think not.

I think she is fucking hot in a creepy way. :whistle:

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RichieZ 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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Would it be rude if I said that I really hate when it fucking rains?

Shirley Manson is only happy when it fucking rains. :whistle:

 

She fucking creeps me the fuck out.

 

She's fucking Scottish Ya know?

 

I wasn't aware of that.

Have you ever noticed that Shirley Manson and the Lochness Monster have never been seen at the same place at the same time? Coincidence? I fucking think not.

I think she is fucking hot in a creepy way. :whistle:

 

Forget the fucking creepy, I just thinks she hot. :whistle:

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I am so fucking tired, i dont give a fucking shit it is only fucking 8pm. i am going the fuck to sleep.

 

but it';s only fucking lunch time!!!! well, over here anyway

I'm eating fucking chocolate for lunch - a row from a 'Crunchie' block, one from a peppermint block - fuck Coles for having a 2 for $5 special last week. I bought 4 blocks and I can't keep away from them.

What a fucking nutritious lunch.

I do what I can to stay fuckin' healthy.

Mint is green, that must mean it's fuckin' healthy. Crunchie... sounds like it contains fiber, also pretty fuckin' good for you (although not as good for you as fuckin' fried okra). Geoff's obviously a fuckin' health freak.

 

 

Geoff - Is the chocolate 'Crunchie' of which you fucking speak the same as it is here in the UK? i.e Delicious milk chocolate with a fucking honeycombed centre that is as light as a fucking feather??

That's the one. Amazing delicious to taste. As amazingly delicious as it is amazingly fucking horrifying for my teeth.

 

And yeah, thanks, Pete. That makes a lot of sense. Chocolate is also brown, like bark. And climbing trees is good exercise. I think I pretty much have every angle covered in my pursuit of perfect health.

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Jez

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Fuck a duck.

That duck is not for fuckin'....

 

Which fuckin'duck? that one that I tied.... :whip:

 

 

 

 

ahh OK that fuckin' duck! With ya now guys. ;)

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Fuck....I hate fucking flat beer....especially for breakfast....

 

 

fuckin BACKED!....in other fucking news, why the fuck cant all the good things in my life fuckin function at fuckin once?

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

aMetalhead1966

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Fuck....I hate fucking flat beer....especially for breakfast....

 

 

fuckin BACKED!....in other fucking news, why the fuck cant all the good things in my life fuckin function at fuckin once?

Fuckin A!!!

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