The F*%K Thread

[heaven&hell]

I fucking hate everything about everything.

[Jez]

boys fuckin suck.

Only when I need the extra fuckin' money.

Sick fuck!!

 

 

Backed, but it has to be said, fucking believable!!

Oh without a fuckin' doubt but doesn't lower the fuckin' sick factor one iota!!

 

Fucking Aussie you know? Exlains what fucking Going Down under really means!!! Yeuch!!!

[Chris]

boys fuckin suck.

Only when I need the extra fuckin' money.

Sick fuck!!

 

 

Backed, but it has to be said, fucking believable!!

Oh without a fuckin' doubt but doesn't lower the fuckin' sick factor one iota!!

 

Fucking Aussie you know? Exlains what fucking Going Down under really means!!! Yeuch!!!

Fuckin'

[Geoff]

boys fuckin suck.

Only when I need the extra fuckin' money.

Sick fuck!!

 

 

Backed, but it has to be said, fucking believable!!

Oh without a fuckin' doubt but doesn't lower the fuckin' sick factor one iota!!

 

Fucking Aussie you know? Exlains what fucking Going Down under really means!!! Yeuch!!!

Fuckin'

Why do you think the fuckin' population's still so small down here? All us guys are too busy rooting each other.

[Widda]

oh for fuck sake! The shit that i say gets so fuckin taken out of fuckin context.

[Chris]

boys fuckin suck.

Only when I need the extra fuckin' money.

Sick fuck!!

 

 

Backed, but it has to be said, fucking believable!!

Oh without a fuckin' doubt but doesn't lower the fuckin' sick factor one iota!!

 

Fucking Aussie you know? Exlains what fucking Going Down under really means!!! Yeuch!!!

Fuckin'

Why do you think the fuckin' population's still so small down here? All us guys are too busy rooting each other.

Do you all share the same fuckin' job at the fudge packing plant?

[Geoff]

oh for fuck sake! The shit that i say gets so fuckin taken out of fuckin context.

It's a fuckin' disgrace, isn't it. I've called Pete, Chris, Jez and a couple of the other guys around to my place this afternoon, for some tea. I'm going to tell them to fuckin' quit it. It's just not on. Fuckin' disrespectful louts.

 

And yeah, fudge is nice. It can be like chocolate, but chewy.

[Widda]

oh for fuck sake! The shit that i say gets so fuckin taken out of fuckin context.

It's a fuckin' disgrace, isn't it. I've called Pete, Chris, Jez and a couple of the other guys around to my place this afternoon, for some tea. I'm going to tell them to fuckin' quit it. It's just not on. Fuckin' disrespectful louts.

 

And yeah, fudge is nice. It can be like chocolate, but chewy.

 

 

you are such a fuckin smart ass

[Geoff]

oh for fuck sake! The shit that i say gets so fuckin taken out of fuckin context.

It's a fuckin' disgrace, isn't it. I've called Pete, Chris, Jez and a couple of the other guys around to my place this afternoon, for some tea. I'm going to tell them to fuckin' quit it. It's just not on. Fuckin' disrespectful louts.

 

And yeah, fudge is nice. It can be like chocolate, but chewy.

 

 

you are such a fuckin smart ass

Thank you. Not only is it fuckin' smart, but it is plump and round. Feel free to give it a squeeze next time you're in town. It's gonna wake you up, when it's time to make love.

[Jez]

oh for fuck sake! The shit that i say gets so fuckin taken out of fuckin context.

It's a fuckin' disgrace, isn't it. I've called Pete, Chris, Jez and a couple of the other guys around to my place this afternoon, for some tea. I'm going to tell them to fuckin' quit it. It's just not on. Fuckin' disrespectful louts.

 

And yeah, fudge is nice. It can be like chocolate, but chewy.

 

 

you are such a fuckin smart ass

Thank you. Not only is it fuckin' smart, but it is plump and round. Feel free to give it a squeeze next time you're in town. It's gonna wake you up, when it's time to make love.

 

 

Widow is a girl - you wouldn't be fucking interested 'Crafty Butcher' Geoff!! All these names you are fucking getting (Emo, Ginger, L'homme qui suce le bite, Fudge Man, Tadpole etc) is going to give you a bad rep buddy!!

[Geoff]

oh for fuck sake! The shit that i say gets so fuckin taken out of fuckin context.

It's a fuckin' disgrace, isn't it. I've called Pete, Chris, Jez and a couple of the other guys around to my place this afternoon, for some tea. I'm going to tell them to fuckin' quit it. It's just not on. Fuckin' disrespectful louts.

 

And yeah, fudge is nice. It can be like chocolate, but chewy.

 

 

you are such a fuckin smart ass

Thank you. Not only is it fuckin' smart, but it is plump and round. Feel free to give it a squeeze next time you're in town. It's gonna wake you up, when it's time to make love.

 

 

Widow is a girl - you wouldn't be fucking interested 'Crafty Butcher' Geoff!! All these names you are fucking getting (Emo, Ginger, L'homme qui suce le bite, Fudge Man, Tadpole etc) is going to give you a bad rep buddy!!

'Crafty Butcher'???

 

L'homme qui suce le bite. I like that one. French, yes? It will roll off my tongue onto my French lover's waiting earlobe... followed by my probing tongue.

[Jez]

oh for fuck sake! The shit that i say gets so fuckin taken out of fuckin context.

It's a fuckin' disgrace, isn't it. I've called Pete, Chris, Jez and a couple of the other guys around to my place this afternoon, for some tea. I'm going to tell them to fuckin' quit it. It's just not on. Fuckin' disrespectful louts.

 

And yeah, fudge is nice. It can be like chocolate, but chewy.

 

 

you are such a fuckin smart ass

Thank you. Not only is it fuckin' smart, but it is plump and round. Feel free to give it a squeeze next time you're in town. It's gonna wake you up, when it's time to make love.

 

 

Widow is a girl - you wouldn't be fucking interested 'Crafty Butcher' Geoff!! All these names you are fucking getting (Emo, Ginger, L'homme qui suce le bite, Fudge Man, Tadpole etc) is going to give you a bad rep buddy!!

'Crafty Butcher'???

 

L'homme qui suce le bite. I like that one. French, yes? It will roll off my tongue onto my French lover's waiting earlobe... followed by my probing tongue.

 

 

Crafty Butcher = Somebody that takes their meat around the back!!!

 

L'Homme Qui Suce Bite = The man who sucks a dangly one!!

 

I think you got the message!!

[Geoff]

oh for fuck sake! The shit that i say gets so fuckin taken out of fuckin context.

It's a fuckin' disgrace, isn't it. I've called Pete, Chris, Jez and a couple of the other guys around to my place this afternoon, for some tea. I'm going to tell them to fuckin' quit it. It's just not on. Fuckin' disrespectful louts.

 

And yeah, fudge is nice. It can be like chocolate, but chewy.

 

 

you are such a fuckin smart ass

Thank you. Not only is it fuckin' smart, but it is plump and round. Feel free to give it a squeeze next time you're in town. It's gonna wake you up, when it's time to make love.

 

 

Widow is a girl - you wouldn't be fucking interested 'Crafty Butcher' Geoff!! All these names you are fucking getting (Emo, Ginger, L'homme qui suce le bite, Fudge Man, Tadpole etc) is going to give you a bad rep buddy!!

'Crafty Butcher'???

 

L'homme qui suce le bite. I like that one. French, yes? It will roll off my tongue onto my French lover's waiting earlobe... followed by my probing tongue.

 

 

Crafty Butcher = Somebody that takes their meat around the back!!!

 

L'Homme Qui Suce Bite = The man who sucks a dangly one!!

 

I think you got the message!!

Yeah, I get the message. I guess I'll leave the back door open, again. Just be quick this time, will you? A man needs his sleep.

 

I thought we were going to leave this as a twice-a-week arrangement?

[Chris]

That's 2 fuckin' posts in a row missing something...

[Jez]

oh for fuck sake! The shit that i say gets so fuckin taken out of fuckin context.

It's a fuckin' disgrace, isn't it. I've called Pete, Chris, Jez and a couple of the other guys around to my place this afternoon, for some tea. I'm going to tell them to fuckin' quit it. It's just not on. Fuckin' disrespectful louts.

 

And yeah, fudge is nice. It can be like chocolate, but chewy.

 

 

you are such a fuckin smart ass

Thank you. Not only is it fuckin' smart, but it is plump and round. Feel free to give it a squeeze next time you're in town. It's gonna wake you up, when it's time to make love.

 

 

Widow is a girl - you wouldn't be fucking interested 'Crafty Butcher' Geoff!! All these names you are fucking getting (Emo, Ginger, L'homme qui suce le bite, Fudge Man, Tadpole etc) is going to give you a bad rep buddy!!

'Crafty Butcher'???

 

L'homme qui suce le bite. I like that one. French, yes? It will roll off my tongue onto my French lover's waiting earlobe... followed by my probing tongue.

 

 

Crafty Butcher = Somebody that takes their meat around the back!!!

 

L'Homme Qui Suce Bite = The man who sucks a dangly one!!

 

I think you got the message!!

Yeah, I get the message. I guess I'll leave the back door open, again. Just be quick this time, will you? A man needs his sleep.

 

I thought we were going to leave this as a twice-a-week arrangement?

 

 

Confusing me with someone fucking else I think 'Crafty'

[Geoff]

oh for fuck sake! The shit that i say gets so fuckin taken out of fuckin context.

It's a fuckin' disgrace, isn't it. I've called Pete, Chris, Jez and a couple of the other guys around to my place this afternoon, for some tea. I'm going to tell them to fuckin' quit it. It's just not on. Fuckin' disrespectful louts.

 

And yeah, fudge is nice. It can be like chocolate, but chewy.

 

 

you are such a fuckin smart ass

Thank you. Not only is it fuckin' smart, but it is plump and round. Feel free to give it a squeeze next time you're in town. It's gonna wake you up, when it's time to make love.

 

 

Widow is a girl - you wouldn't be fucking interested 'Crafty Butcher' Geoff!! All these names you are fucking getting (Emo, Ginger, L'homme qui suce le bite, Fudge Man, Tadpole etc) is going to give you a bad rep buddy!!

'Crafty Butcher'???

 

L'homme qui suce le bite. I like that one. French, yes? It will roll off my tongue onto my French lover's waiting earlobe... followed by my probing tongue.

 

 

Crafty Butcher = Somebody that takes their meat around the back!!!

 

L'Homme Qui Suce Bite = The man who sucks a dangly one!!

 

I think you got the message!!

Yeah, I get the message. I guess I'll leave the back door open, again. Just be quick this time, will you? A man needs his sleep.

 

I thought we were going to leave this as a twice-a-week arrangement?

 

 

Confusing me with someone fucking else I think 'Crafty'

Okay, that's fuckin' cool. Cliff told me you got a bit like this sometimes. Don't worry, I'll keep your secret, mate.

[Jez]

oh for fuck sake! The shit that i say gets so fuckin taken out of fuckin context.

It's a fuckin' disgrace, isn't it. I've called Pete, Chris, Jez and a couple of the other guys around to my place this afternoon, for some tea. I'm going to tell them to fuckin' quit it. It's just not on. Fuckin' disrespectful louts.

 

And yeah, fudge is nice. It can be like chocolate, but chewy.

 

 

you are such a fuckin smart ass

Thank you. Not only is it fuckin' smart, but it is plump and round. Feel free to give it a squeeze next time you're in town. It's gonna wake you up, when it's time to make love.

 

 

Widow is a girl - you wouldn't be fucking interested 'Crafty Butcher' Geoff!! All these names you are fucking getting (Emo, Ginger, L'homme qui suce le bite, Fudge Man, Tadpole etc) is going to give you a bad rep buddy!!

'Crafty Butcher'???

 

L'homme qui suce le bite. I like that one. French, yes? It will roll off my tongue onto my French lover's waiting earlobe... followed by my probing tongue.

 

 

Crafty Butcher = Somebody that takes their meat around the back!!!

 

L'Homme Qui Suce Bite = The man who sucks a dangly one!!

 

I think you got the message!!

Yeah, I get the message. I guess I'll leave the back door open, again. Just be quick this time, will you? A man needs his sleep.

 

I thought we were going to leave this as a twice-a-week arrangement?

 

 

Confusing me with someone fucking else I think 'Crafty'

Okay, that's fuckin' cool. Cliff told me you got a bit like this sometimes. Don't worry, I'll keep your secret, mate.

 

 

I don't do 'Australian' mate, apart from the sisters, so sorry for bursting your bubble, you should fucking know that by now. And who the fuck is this Cliff of which you speaketh?

[Geoff]

I don't do 'Australian' mate, apart from the sisters, so sorry for bursting your bubble, you should fucking know that by now. And who the fuck is this Cliff of which you speaketh?

*cradles Cliff Richard's weeping face on shoulder* It's okay, Cliff. You know how he gets... you know it better than anyone. Let's just wait for this fuckin' storm to blow over.

[Wotty]

Ooh,for fucks sake !!!!!

[JustJason]

Being sick fucking sucks.

But awareness is the first fucking step toward defeating mental illness, right?

 

You fucking know it. Who said I was stepping. They are all out to get me. Ok, better now.

It's not whether you're fucking paranoid... it's whether you're fucking paranoid ENOUGH...

 

Word is bond motherfucker!

[Blue Charvel]

About to go into work... oh wait, but it's my fucking day off, that can't be fuckin' right can it?

[Fat Freddy]

Fuckin' COFFEE!! Right fuckin' here, right fuckin' NOW!

[Widda]

Fuckin' COFFEE!! Right fuckin' here, right fuckin' NOW!

 

 

 

 

****RUNS WITH HOT COFFEE...NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO PUT HER FUCKIN PANTS ON!*****

 

 

how's that for fucking devotion;)

[Fat Freddy]

Fuckin' COFFEE!! Right fuckin' here, right fuckin' NOW!

 

 

 

 

****RUNS WITH HOT COFFEE...NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO PUT HER FUCKIN PANTS ON!*****

 

 

how's that for fucking devotion;)

 

That's fuckin' devotion all right... and a very fuckin' interesting mental picture too!

Just don't fuckin' spill any of that coffee on your pants-less self... don't wantcha to get a fuckin burn!

[Widda]

Fuckin' COFFEE!! Right fuckin' here, right fuckin' NOW!

 

 

 

 

****RUNS WITH HOT COFFEE...NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO PUT HER FUCKIN PANTS ON!*****

 

 

how's that for fucking devotion;)

 

That's fuckin' devotion all right... and a very fuckin' interesting mental picture too!

Just don't fuckin' spill any of that coffee on your pants-less self... don't wantcha to get a fuckin burn!

 

 

 

I thought you would fucking like that. Spilled not a fuckin drop.