The F*%K Thread

[Geoff]

.....you'd never see me do that to someone on this board.

 

I fuckin call

 

 

 

 

You're a thorn in my fucking side.

 

And I did not fart!

Nor did you say fuck.

[JustJason]

Son of a fucking bitch. I am worried about my status as a non farter on the board.

[Geoff]

I have definately been fuckin' defeated here today. If vampires could cry I would consider it. But because I can't I'm going to eat a fucking hamburger instead... without onions. Wait a fuckin' minute! Fuckin' onions don't matter, do they? Garlic! That's it. I'm going to eat a fucking kebab, but without the fuckin' garlic.

 

 

A real vampire could eat garlic and not be affected.

I've been a vampire for 450 fucking years and garlic does not scare me one bit.

That reminds me it's time for my blood bath, see ya.

Dude, I've been a fuckin' vampire for 937 years. I know what the fuck I'm talking about. I heard you say yesterday you're half vampire, right? Well, the full-blooded vampires must be on my side of the fuckin' family. Garlic may not harm you now, but I will probably out-live you by another 900 fuckin' years.

 

Son of a fucking bitch. I am worried about my status as a non farter on the board.

Sorry Uncle Jason, but that status is fuckin' shot. I believe Lisa.

[Li§a]

You're a thorn in my fucking side.

part of my fuckin charm

 

 

Sorry Uncle Jason, but that status is fuckin' shot. I believe Lisa.

I knew there was a reason I fuckin you

 

Son of a fucking bitch. I am worried about my status as a non farter on the board.

Maybe there's a reason you keep fuckin up? Karma deals with fuckin fibbers in many ways

[JustJason]

I have definately been fuckin' defeated here today. If vampires could cry I would consider it. But because I can't I'm going to eat a fucking hamburger instead... without onions. Wait a fuckin' minute! Fuckin' onions don't matter, do they? Garlic! That's it. I'm going to eat a fucking kebab, but without the fuckin' garlic.

 

 

A real vampire could eat garlic and not be affected.

I've been a vampire for 450 fucking years and garlic does not scare me one bit.

That reminds me it's time for my blood bath, see ya.

Dude, I've been a fuckin' vampire for 937 years. I know what the fuck I'm talking about. I heard you say yesterday you're half vampire, right? Well, the full-blooded vampires must be on my side of the fuckin' family. Garlic may not harm you now, but I will probably out-live you by another 900 fuckin' years.

 

Son of a fucking bitch. I am worried about my status as a non farter on the board.

Sorry Uncle Jason, but that status is fuckin' shot. I believe Lisa.

 

 

I maintain that I didn't fucking fart but she did belch like a trucker. Then she called me sweet cheeks.

[Li§a]

I maintain that I didn't fucking fart but she did belch like a trucker. Then she called me sweet cheeks.

 

That was fuckin good one, huh sweet cheeks!?!

[JustJason]

I maintain that I didn't fucking fart but she did belch like a trucker. Then she called me sweet cheeks.

 

That was fuckin good one, huh sweet cheeks!?!

 

It really fucking was. I have a question. What did you mean by call me mommy?

[Li§a]

It really fucking was. I have a question. What did you mean by call me mommy?

 

Uh, no... I said, "Don't fuckin call me again, dummy!"

[Widda]

I leave this thread for a few fuckin hours, and this is what i fuckin come back to. FUCK YEAH!.....Keep up the good work!

[JustJason]

It really fucking was. I have a question. What did you mean by call me mommy?

 

Uh, no... I said, "Don't fuckin call me again, dummy!"

 

Oh shit. My fucking bad. I was having a hard time hearing over the bathtub water running.

[Li§a]

Oh shit. My fucking bad. I was having a hard time hearing over the bathtub water running.

There was no fuckin bath water running... it's that shitty fuckin phone of yours

[JustJason]

Oh shit. My fucking bad. I was having a hard time hearing over the bathtub water running.

There was no fuckin bath water running... it's that shitty fuckin phone of yours

 

Great now everyone thinks I am farter and have a fucking shit phone.

[heaven&hell]

You're a thorn in my fucking side.

part of my fuckin charm

 

 

Sorry Uncle Jason, but that status is fuckin' shot. I believe Lisa.

I knew there was a reason I fuck you.

 

 

Do you and Geoff need a fucking moment alone?

[Geoff]

You're a thorn in my fucking side.

part of my fuckin charm

 

 

Sorry Uncle Jason, but that status is fuckin' shot. I believe Lisa.

I knew there was a reason I fuck you.

 

 

Do you and Geoff need a fucking moment alone?

Okay, so I'm fucking drunk (and I only had 4, but in super quick fucking succession) but I literally ducked my head down in my crotch and laughed my fuckin balls off then. Nice work, cousin. Nice fucking work.

[Bubbasmama]

Ain't love fuckin' grand???

[heaven&hell]

You're a thorn in my fucking side.

part of my fuckin charm

 

 

Sorry Uncle Jason, but that status is fuckin' shot. I believe Lisa.

I knew there was a reason I fuck you.

 

 

Do you and Geoff need a fucking moment alone?

Okay, so I'm fucking drunk (and I only had 4, but in super quick fucking succession) but I literally ducked my head down in my crotch and laughed my fuckin balls off then. Nice work, cousin. Nice fucking work.

 

 

You are most fucking welcome.

[Bubbasmama]

omg.....just got back from taking Shane to school.... The sun is shining.....skies are blue......it's a GLORIOUS day in the fuckin' neighborhood!!! :sun:

[eaglesfan3000]

omg.....just got back from taking Shane to school.... The sun is shining.....skies are blue......it's a GLORIOUS day in the fuckin' neighborhood!!! :sun:

 

Must be fucking nice I'm still buried under 15 inches of snow. The plow didn't come buy last night so I cannot get the fuck out of my nieghborhood. I tried taking my Durango out for a drive yesterday and I hardly made it out into the fucking street. So I'm fucking home from work again today checking emails from fucking home.

[Li§a]

Do you and Geoff need a fucking moment alone?

Mini-Pete cheeky lil fucker

[Blue Charvel]

Do you and Geoff need a fucking moment alone?

Mini-Pete cheeky lil fucker

 

What does fuckin' Rick think of all this?

[Bubbasmama]

Why's fuckin' Pete fuckin' Rick and why has everyone turned so fuckin' gay around here fuckin' lately? And why is Pete showing his fuckin' mini cheeks?

 

 

God I need drugs.....

[eaglesfan3000]

Why's fuckin' Pete fuckin' Rick and why has everyone turned so fuckin' gay around here fuckin' lately? And why is Pete showing his fuckin' mini cheeks?

 

 

God I need drugs.....

 

ONCE OR TWICE DON'T MAKE YOU GAY.

[Li§a]

ONCE OR TWICE DON'T MAKE YOU GAY.

 

Tell 'em like it fuckin is, Bob!

 

And please watch your fuckin language

[Bubbasmama]

Why's fuckin' Pete fuckin' Rick and why has everyone turned so fuckin' gay around here fuckin' lately? And why is Pete showing his fuckin' mini cheeks?

 

 

God I need drugs.....

 

ONCE OR TWICE DON'T MAKE YOU GAY.

 

 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[Widda]

I need a FUCKIN Drink