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The best fuckin tea is iced fuckin tea.

 

I'm slightly fuckin annoyed. We were supposed to have a new fuckin computer desk delivered yesterday, so on Thursday night we shut down the PC, disconnected every fuckin thing, emptied all the shit out of the old fuckin desk cuz we figured we'd be spending Friday night putting the new fuckin desk together and then setting all the computer stuff back up again. Long fuckin story short, it didn't arrive. My wife checked the web site of wherever she ordered this thing from (Office Depot, I think it was) while she was at fuckin work yesterday and it said it was delivered at 12 fuckin noon. So when she got home and there was nothin on the front deck she got fuckin pissed. She called the fuckin company and they told her "Oh, that just means that it was delivered to the CARRIER who will be delivering it TO YOU on MONDAY." Needless to say she fuckin flipped. I walked in the fuckin door from work while she was still ripping this fuckin guy a new ass over the fuckin phone. It was quite enter-fuckin-taining.

 

So for now we just plugged in the bare minimum computer stuff back in (just the PC, mouse, keyboard, and drive) to get us thru the fuckin weekend... didn't bother with the fuckin printer, fuckin scanner, fuckin speakers, etc., etc., etc. cuz I'd just have to RE-fuckin-disconnect all that stuff again TOMORROW night. :angry:

 

The moral of the story: Fuck Office Depot. :angry:

 

Oh, and on a totally un-fuckin-related note: I was expecting a CD to arrive in the fuckin mail today; just went to the fuckin mailbox and it didn't come. No new fuckin desk and no new fuckin CD make Fat Freddy something something....

:taz:

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Tea fuckin' rules....coffee drools..... haha

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How the fuck does Keith go from iced tea to fuck Office depot??? :blink:

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The best fuckin tea is iced fuckin tea.

 

I'm slightly fuckin annoyed. We were supposed to have a new fuckin computer desk delivered yesterday, so on Thursday night we shut down the PC, disconnected every fuckin thing, emptied all the shit out of the old fuckin desk cuz we figured we'd be spending Friday night putting the new fuckin desk together and then setting all the computer stuff back up again. Long fuckin story short, it didn't arrive. My wife checked the web site of wherever she ordered this thing from (Office Depot, I think it was) while she was at fuckin work yesterday and it said it was delivered at 12 fuckin noon. So when she got home and there was nothin on the front deck she got fuckin pissed. She called the fuckin company and they told her "Oh, that just means that it was delivered to the CARRIER who will be delivering it TO YOU on MONDAY." Needless to say she fuckin flipped. I walked in the fuckin door from work while she was still ripping this fuckin guy a new ass over the fuckin phone. It was quite enter-fuckin-taining.

 

So for now we just plugged in the bare minimum computer stuff back in (just the PC, mouse, keyboard, and drive) to get us thru the fuckin weekend... didn't bother with the fuckin printer, fuckin scanner, fuckin speakers, etc., etc., etc. cuz I'd just have to RE-fuckin-disconnect all that stuff again TOMORROW night. :angry:

 

The moral of the story: Fuck Office Depot. :angry:

 

Oh, and on a totally un-fuckin-related note: I was expecting a CD to arrive in the fuckin mail today; just went to the fuckin mailbox and it didn't come. No new fuckin desk and no new fuckin CD make Fat Freddy something something....

:taz:

 

 

Keef, i dont know your Mrs. But i fuckin like her already:)

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How the fuck does Keith go from iced tea to fuck Office depot??? :blink:

 

It's known as the fuckin stream-of-fuckin-consciousness style of fuckin writing!!

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How the fuck does Keith go from iced tea to fuck Office depot??? :blink:

 

It's known as the fuckin stream-of-fuckin-consciousness style of fuckin writing!!

And now we've fuckin' hit debates of fuckin' high-brow proportions........

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what the SAM FUCK?!!?????? DID I FUCKIN MISS SOMETHING?

Who the fuck is Sam??? Is he back?

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what the SAM FUCK?!!?????? DID I FUCKIN MISS SOMETHING?

Who the fuck is Sam??? Is he back?

 

Or WHAT did Sam fuck??!!! :yikes:

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what the SAM FUCK?!!?????? DID I FUCKIN MISS SOMETHING?

Who the fuck is Sam??? Is he back?

 

Or WHAT did Sam fuck??!!! :yikes:

 

I dont personally fuckin know sam, or personally fucked sam, or who sam fucked. I dont fuckin know anything.

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what the SAM FUCK?!!?????? DID I FUCKIN MISS SOMETHING?

Who the fuck is Sam??? Is he back?

 

Or WHAT did Sam fuck??!!! :yikes:

 

I dont personally fuckin know sam, or personally fucked sam, or who sam fucked. I dont fuckin know anything.

 

....Sam Hill??...!!..... :unsure: .....fuck.....

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I was just raped at the Post Office.

 

Fuck. Are you not safe anywhere these days?

Not with this fuckin' face and body.

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Fuck knows why....Anybody ??

 

Don't fucking ask me, I don't fucking know either mate!

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Are you fuckin' reading this ?

 

I'm fuckin readin it, I'm fuckin readin it!!

 

Are you fuckin readin THIS?

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