The Uninteresting Thread

[Wotty]

Sometimes I change the word "heaven" in songs to Devon.....

 

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ?

Ooh Devon is a place on earth

 

or

 

Baby you're all that I want

When you're lyin' here in my arms

I'm findin' it hard to believe

We're in Devon

 

it's hilarious..I have a right old laugh to myself !

 

 

You are fucked in the head my good man

There's a space in the home........

[Wotty]

Hassingham House

Still......

[Chris]

Watching ZZ Top on "Storytellers".

[Dave]

Lawn mowed, swallowed load.

 

Now if you were a woman, millions and millions of guys would line up to marry you.....I think even right now, you would also be a gay mans dream

 

Had any proposals yet mate

[Wotty]

OAP's homes.......

[Nick C]

I can't get the day off work tomorrow...curses!

[Geoff]

Lawn mowed, swallowed load.

 

Now if you were a woman, millions and millions of guys would line up to marry you.....I think even right now, you would also be a gay mans dream

 

Had any proposals yet mate

Mate, I can't undress for a shower without a dozen proposals.

[Dave]

Lawn mowed, swallowed load.

 

Now if you were a woman, millions and millions of guys would line up to marry you.....I think even right now, you would also be a gay mans dream

 

Had any proposals yet mate

Mate, I can't undress for a shower without a dozen proposals.

[Wotty]

The activities here........

[Chris]

The activities here........

Want Geoff to keep you company?

[Geoff]

I can cook nachos. And did so on the weekend. Twice.

[Dave]

I can cook nachos. And did so on the weekend. Twice.

 

Did you swallow another load

[Geoff]

I can cook nachos. And did so on the weekend. Twice.

 

Did you swallow another load

Yep, two loads.

 

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... Of seme-uh, f*ck. With all that time to prepare I still f*cked it up. Of nachos, I mean. Of course. Two loads of nachos.

[Dave]

I can cook nachos. And did so on the weekend. Twice.

 

Did you swallow another load

Yep, two loads.

 

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... Of seme-uh, f*ck. With all that time to prepare I still f*cked it up. Of nachos, I mean. Of course. Two loads of nachos.

 

[Wotty]

I'm home now......So good to see Tom.

[Dave]

I'm home now......So good to see Tom.

 

I'm glad for you and your son as well mate

[Geoff]

Nice, Ian! Glad to hear you're back.

[Wotty]

Great to see my boy again..........But as for her..

[Geoff]

Just noticed, this day hasn't ended yet.

[Wotty]

Just noticed, this day hasn't ended yet.

Do they ever ?

[phaffas]

Just noticed, this day hasn't ended yet.

Do they ever ?

Havnt checked this thread for ages.... and it hasnt changed. Within 2secs of reading i know whats been happening. Its like Neighbours...

[Widda]

I find Pres. Putin shirtless very attractive .

[Chris]

I find Pres. Putin shirtless very attractive .

Imagine that in Putin's accent!!

[Jez]

I find Pres. Putin shirtless very attractive .

Imagine that in Putin's accent!!

 

Imagine if Pres. Putin asked Widda to sign his 'Chopper'.

[Chris]

I find Pres. Putin shirtless very attractive .

Imagine that in Putin's accent!!

 

Imagine if Pres. Putin asked Widda to sign his 'Chopper'.

Wood youuu sign my "Choppa"? Nyet? OK