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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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Today I am sporting some stubble...I feel the need to grow some more facial hair so I may keep it.

Sportin the stubble myself as well. Gonna shave with a dull rusty straight edge razor tomorrow morning. :whistle:

 

 

Try using some of your razor sharp wit - it may do a better job!

I'm as witty as a wet paper towel. I tried shaving with a wet paper towel for a few months... ended up filling in as a bass player for Toto.

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Wotty PLEASE REPLY NOW

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Today I am sporting some stubble...I feel the need to grow some more facial hair so I may keep it.

Sportin the stubble myself as well. Gonna shave with a dull rusty straight edge razor tomorrow morning. :whistle:

 

 

Try using some of your razor sharp wit - it may do a better job!

I'm as witty as a wet paper towel. I tried shaving with a wet paper towel for a few months... ended up filling in as a bass player for Toto.

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I'm having Indian for dinner tonight.

 

I hope his family don't miss him.

 

Make sure you remove his turban before serving, or you'll be picking threads out from between your teeth all night :tumbsup:

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I'm having Indian for dinner tonight.

 

I hope his family don't miss him.

 

Make sure you remove his turban before serving, or you'll be picking threads out from between your teeth all night :tumbsup:

Thanks for the tip, mate. I've already got that part planned, though. I think when I unravel his turban it'll serve as a good napkin.

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Somebody left a calculator on my table.... :yikes:

Very strange... something about it's not adding up...

 

Hahaha :rofl2: sometimes Pete you're just too clever

Oh yes indeedy :rofl2::rofl2:

 

:rofl2: My belly shook like a bowel full of jelly.

A "bowel"?? I hope you mean a bowl ?? :rofl2::rofl2:

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Somebody left a calculator on my table.... :yikes:

Very strange... something about it's not adding up...

 

Hahaha :rofl2: sometimes Pete you're just too clever

Oh yes indeedy :rofl2::rofl2:

I start drinking coffee pretty early... ;)

 

I find the jelly and bowel references offensive and potentially damaging to my 4 year old daughter btw JJ. I will leave it to your discretion to remove such terms from your future missives.

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Somebody left a calculator on my table.... :yikes:

Very strange... something about it's not adding up...

 

Hahaha :rofl2: sometimes Pete you're just too clever

Oh yes indeedy :rofl2::rofl2:

I start drinking coffee pretty early... ;)

 

I find the jelly and bowel references offensive and potentially damaging to my 4 year old daughter btw JJ. I will leave it to your discretion to remove such terms from your future missives.

 

I typed bowel. I meant bowel. Oh and Pete, it isn't my job to police what your daughter is allowed to view. :P

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Somebody left a calculator on my table.... :yikes:

Very strange... something about it's not adding up...

 

Hahaha :rofl2: sometimes Pete you're just too clever

Oh yes indeedy :rofl2::rofl2:

I start drinking coffee pretty early... ;)

 

I find the jelly and bowel references offensive and potentially damaging to my 4 year old daughter btw JJ. I will leave it to your discretion to remove such terms from your future missives.

 

I typed bowel. I meant bowel. Oh and Pete, it isn't my job to police what your daughter is allowed to view. :P

I know brother, It's the government's job, right? ;)

 

As a busy parent in today's modern world I really have no time to be worrying about my own children... <_<

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Somebody left a calculator on my table.... :yikes:

Very strange... something about it's not adding up...

 

Hahaha :rofl2: sometimes Pete you're just too clever

Oh yes indeedy :rofl2::rofl2:

I start drinking coffee pretty early... ;)

 

I find the jelly and bowel references offensive and potentially damaging to my 4 year old daughter btw JJ. I will leave it to your discretion to remove such terms from your future missives.

 

I typed bowel. I meant bowel. Oh and Pete, it isn't my job to police what your daughter is allowed to view. :P

I know brother, It's the government's job, right? ;)

 

As a busy parent in today's modern world I really have no time to be worrying about my own children... <_<

 

That's understandable.

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I know brother, It's the government's job, right? ;)

 

As a busy parent in today's modern world I really have no time to be worrying about my own children... <_<

 

I just park my kids in front of the TV all day, every day. Everybody knows that a steady diet of video violence and endless advertising helps kids grow up to be productive, intelligent members of society. :lol:

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I know brother, It's the government's job, right? ;)

 

As a busy parent in today's modern world I really have no time to be worrying about my own children... <_<

 

I just park my kids in front of the TV all day, every day. Everybody knows that a steady diet of video violence and endless advertising helps kids grow up to be productive, intelligent members of society. :lol:

Don't forget the Endless amounts of sugar that every growing child needs...

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I know brother, It's the government's job, right? ;)

 

As a busy parent in today's modern world I really have no time to be worrying about my own children... <_<

 

I just park my kids in front of the TV all day, every day. Everybody knows that a steady diet of video violence and endless advertising helps kids grow up to be productive, intelligent members of society. :lol:

Don't forget the Endless amounts of sugar that every growing child needs...

And the "rated M for Mature" video games!! :whistle:

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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Somebody left a calculator on my table.... :yikes:

Very strange... something about it's not adding up...

 

Hahaha :rofl2: sometimes Pete you're just too clever

Oh yes indeedy :rofl2::rofl2:

I start drinking coffee pretty early... ;)

 

I find the jelly and bowel references offensive and potentially damaging to my 4 year old daughter btw JJ. I will leave it to your discretion to remove such terms from your future missives.

 

I typed bowel. I meant bowel. Oh and Pete, it isn't my job to police what your daughter is allowed to view. :P

I know brother, It's the government's job, right? ;)

 

As a busy parent in today's modern world I really have no time to be worrying about my own children... <_<

 

That's understandable.

... If not applaudable.

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Blue Charvel 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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Somebody left a calculator on my table.... :yikes:

Very strange... something about it's not adding up...

 

Hahaha :rofl2: sometimes Pete you're just too clever

Oh yes indeedy :rofl2::rofl2:

I start drinking coffee pretty early... ;)

 

I find the jelly and bowel references offensive and potentially damaging to my 4 year old daughter btw JJ. I will leave it to your discretion to remove such terms from your future missives.

 

I typed bowel. I meant bowel. Oh and Pete, it isn't my job to police what your daughter is allowed to view. :P

I know brother, It's the government's job, right? ;)

 

As a busy parent in today's modern world I really have no time to be worrying about my own children... <_<

 

That's understandable.

... If not applaudable.

Dude, you are gonna make a GREAT dad! :drink:

 

Just stick with us and me and Keef'll steer ya in the right direction when the time comes.

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

Geoff

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Somebody left a calculator on my table.... :yikes:

Very strange... something about it's not adding up...

 

Hahaha :rofl2: sometimes Pete you're just too clever

Oh yes indeedy :rofl2::rofl2:

I start drinking coffee pretty early... ;)

 

I find the jelly and bowel references offensive and potentially damaging to my 4 year old daughter btw JJ. I will leave it to your discretion to remove such terms from your future missives.

 

I typed bowel. I meant bowel. Oh and Pete, it isn't my job to police what your daughter is allowed to view. :P

I know brother, It's the government's job, right? ;)

 

As a busy parent in today's modern world I really have no time to be worrying about my own children... <_<

 

That's understandable.

... If not applaudable.

Dude, you are gonna make a GREAT dad! :drink:

 

Just stick with us and me and Keef'll steer ya in the right direction when the time comes.

You guys will still be around in the year 3089???

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I'm going to eat left-over chinese from last night - honey chicken. Yum.

 

For those keeping score, the Indian plan fell through last night. Their kitchen malfunctioned or something. :(

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I'm going to eat left-over chinese from last night - honey chicken. Yum.

 

For those keeping score, the Indian plan fell through last night. Their kitchen malfunctioned or something. :(

 

 

Was the malfunction caused by the turbin?

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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I'm going to eat left-over chinese from last night - honey chicken. Yum.

 

For those keeping score, the Indian plan fell through last night. Their kitchen malfunctioned or something. :(

 

 

Was the malfunction caused by the turbin?

Yeah, it might have got caught up in some of the machinery... you know, all that machinery you often see in a kitchen? Personally, I think the place just exploded.

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