The Uninteresting Thread

[Geoff]

Entertaining, and true.

 

I have a heap of credits to process this afternoon. And there are 2 very sexy ladies prowling the office.

[Chris]

Pretty uninteresting today. I'm going to bed.

[Geoff]

I'm watching 'Heroes' now and I'm hovering above the couch as I watch it. I was asked if I wanted to be on the show but I said, 'Brother, I just hover. I ain't no hero.' I then patted the guy on the back and I said, 'Be on your way, my good man.' He turned, then paused and I said again, 'On your way... good man.' And he walked away and I avoided being a televised hero.

[Blue Charvel]

Oh wow... I'd like someone to teach me how to gang bang... preferrably a female, like perhaps... ah, let's just throw a name like Amy Reid out there.

 

There is the sexiest new girl in the office here. Barely spoken a word to her yet, but everytime she passes my desk rises. She is a f*cking magnet for the eyes.

Does Mrs. Geoffadillo know about this office temptress?

Not this one. Nothing to see here anyway. Apart from a handsome man with an erection.

 

4 minutes until the start of the football and beer and relaxation. Chad and Wes, if you read this I haven't forgotten your tunes but basically it looks like Yousendit is completely unusable for me anymore (sending and receiving) and the last few times I've tried Megaupload my computer's "timed out" and gone to a none-active page. Sorry guys, I hate f*cking you round. I'll keep at it.

Try SendThisFile.com, that's what I've been using lately.

[Geoff]

Oh wow... I'd like someone to teach me how to gang bang... preferrably a female, like perhaps... ah, let's just throw a name like Amy Reid out there.

 

There is the sexiest new girl in the office here. Barely spoken a word to her yet, but everytime she passes my desk rises. She is a f*cking magnet for the eyes.

Does Mrs. Geoffadillo know about this office temptress?

Not this one. Nothing to see here anyway. Apart from a handsome man with an erection.

 

4 minutes until the start of the football and beer and relaxation. Chad and Wes, if you read this I haven't forgotten your tunes but basically it looks like Yousendit is completely unusable for me anymore (sending and receiving) and the last few times I've tried Megaupload my computer's "timed out" and gone to a none-active page. Sorry guys, I hate f*cking you round. I'll keep at it.

Try SendThisFile.com, that's what I've been using lately.

Thanks mate. That looks like a good one. I will try it out as soon as I can.

[Nick C]

I've just looked at my watch and thought it was losing time...then suddenly realised that I haven't put it forward an hour....only 6 days late!!!

[heaven&hell]

I have nothing interesting or even uninteresting to say today.

[Chris]

I don't either.

[Geoff]

Drove 5 hours down the coast today with one brother, went for a surf with both, and drove 5 hours back home with the other one. The only thing that stayed the same on this whole journey was my pride in being a man with a will to love.

[heaven&hell]

Drove 5 hours down the coast today with one brother, went for a surf with both, and drove 5 hours back home with the other one. The only thing that stayed the same on this whole journey was my pride in being a man with a will to love.

 

 

 

 

Did you see any sharks?

[Geoff]

Drove 5 hours down the coast today with one brother, went for a surf with both, and drove 5 hours back home with the other one. The only thing that stayed the same on this whole journey was my pride in being a man with a will to love.

 

 

 

 

Did you see any sharks?

The only shark I've ever seen is the card shark who dealt me this life I live.

[Nick C]

I saw a shark in the bath the other night but it was plastic.....does that count?

[heaven&hell]

I just got done grilling out some Brats and Chicken Breasts for lunch.

[Li§a]

I wish Wes had made lunch for us too.

[Wotty]

I just got done grilling out some Brats and Chicken Breasts for lunch.

Brats,Brats, Somebody save the children......

[Nick C]

I just got done grilling out some Brats and Chicken Breasts for lunch.

Brats,Brats, Somebody save the children......

 

 

and Chicken Breasts for lunch.

 

Breasts, breasts, Somebody save the norks

 

[Geoff]

I just got done grilling out some Brats and Chicken Breasts for lunch.

Brats,Brats, Somebody save the children......

 

 

and Chicken Breasts for lunch.

 

Breasts, breasts, Somebody save the norks

 

I'll save 'em!

 

 

 

 

 

... With my mouth.

[Geoff]

I have the worst feeling I might smell a bit today. I'm really self-conscious about it and just counting down the hours until 5:00pm when I can bail. Basically, to let the story flow: In recent times, if I do a lot of surfing on a weekend I start getting these irritating rashes in my underarms. Really, really sore f*ckers that last maybe a day or two and then disappear. Until I do a heap of surfing the next weekend. It doesn't always happen, but it is annoying when it does. Anyway, it's so sore under there I can't put deoderant on it because it burns like hell and probably makes it worse. So I tried to put dollops around the sensetive area but it doesn't cover much. I also spray on cologne when this happens. But I had a pretty active lunch and it's a warm day. Just got a bad feeling I'm probably not smelling my finest, like I usually do. Please day, end.

[heaven&hell]

This thread has been slow the last few days.

 

 

I had a Kit Kat Blizzard tonight from Dairy Queen.

[Geoff]

I'm at my parent's house. And in trouble.

[Chris]

I'm at my parent's house. And in trouble.

Punished? No norks for you, young man!!

[Geoff]

No norks for me at all. Possibly for a very long time.

[heaven&hell]

No norks for me at all. Possibly for a very long time.

 

 

No Amy Reid pics at all. Wow you must be in a lot of trouble.

[Chris]

No norks for me at all. Possibly for a very long time.

 

 

No Amy Reid pics at all. Wow you must be in a lot of trouble.

Wow, I was joking...What did you do, Geoff?

[TYG]

Still Hungry ....... sigh .. Its Easter and In the sky I can see a vague rainbow

 

Yesterday I drove down interstate 96 approximately at 12:17 as to making good time so my arrival at the channel 6 headquarters at roughly 12:30 would start my plan out on the right foot.

I entered the facility with the gusto of a houndog and walked at an almost gallop to the stairwell entryway and procedded up the flights of stairs .

In the plan that I devised I was only going to floor 5 as it being my lucky number but instead .. I tempted fate as I have been known to do in my checkered past and persevered on past to the 8th floor .. my unluckiest number to have beaten out 13 in my own personal ranking chart.

 

I open the stairway door and plant my feet on the unluckiest of floors and dart my way to the elevator ... I reach into my pocket and take out a single bag of skittles candy .. Tropical fruit to be exactly as they had a promotion and it was buy one get one free .. "Other bag I ate on way over here" . I pushed the call button and nervously awaited the elevator .... "Ding" .. the moment I had waited for was here .... Would it work or would it be a total bust ... The doors opened and to my delighted surprized it was standing room only .. I nearly fainted in a effort to hold in all my joy . .... I starred aimlessly into the elevator at all the faces looking at me ... possibly with a sh!t eating grin but I cannot be sure .

 

People started shaking there heads and such at me as I didnt move or try to enter aboard but just gazed at them .. One guy even flipped me off but I didnt move .. not even a muscle ...... I overheard the word @ssh*le as the doors began to shut but didnt really want to assume it was to me as I had no real proof .

So at the last few possible seconds b4 the door completly shut I used my cat like reflexes and whipped the now opened bag of skittles candy at half the speed of actual lightning and the assorted flavors slung out like a shotgun blast of tropical fruityness ....

 

It was like the matrix ... every single individual piece I could see pelting each and every individual in slo-mo altho in reality it was reighning in on them at extreme massive amount of miles per hour .

 

The doors shut and the elevator began to rise to the peoples final destination wherever that was . ... I turned and walked wench I had came .

 

On the drive home I decided not to take Interstate 96 like I had to come here Instead I took Hwy 34 to I-20 home . This roundabout way ads an extra few hours driving time but WTH .. I have my Heavy Harmonie cd selections with me So I should be fine . .... I get home and I am famished ... I look at the clock and its too late ... Pizza wont deliver this late ... Open fridge ... A milk jug filled with water and a bottle of ketchup and 3 limes ....... ^%*$*$^*#$! .... I'm starving ! .. ... Hmm wait ! .. I know .. I got that bag of skittles I got today right here in my front pock ........ " SlAps HeaD " .... Karma ... aint it a Biotch