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I've removed my shoes once more. Oh I'm a naughty boy.

Waiting for the elves to come back with their faerie dust and play tiddley winks with your toes?

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I've removed my shoes once more. Oh I'm a naughty boy.

Waiting for the elves to come back with their faerie dust and play tiddley winks with your toes?

If that's what Nick commands them to do I will accept my "punishment".

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I've removed my shoes once more. Oh I'm a naughty boy.

Waiting for the elves to come back with their faerie dust and play tiddley winks with your toes?

If that's what Nick commands them to do I will accept my "punishment".

But would you welcome it?

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I just finished my dinner -- a kick ass pot roast, baked potato and green beans.

 

My wife is watching some stupid movie with Antonio Banderas as a guy teaching gang-bangers how to ballroom dance in an inner city high school, so I'm over here posting.

 

Soon I will take a shower.

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Oh wow... I'd like someone to teach me how to gang bang... preferrably a female, like perhaps... ah, let's just throw a name like Amy Reid out there.

 

There is the sexiest new girl in the office here. Barely spoken a word to her yet, but everytime she passes my desk rises. She is a f*cking magnet for the eyes.

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Sadly, I didn't mean "gang bangers" in the sexual sense (if it were THAT kind of movie, Geoff, then I would've been watching it as well!), but in the sense of "gangstas," i.e. troubled inner city youths.

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Oh wow... I'd like someone to teach me how to gang bang... preferrably a female, like perhaps... ah, let's just throw a name like Amy Reid out there.

 

There is the sexiest new girl in the office here. Barely spoken a word to her yet, but everytime she passes my desk rises. She is a f*cking magnet for the eyes.

Does Mrs. Geoffadillo know about this office temptress?

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I fear elves they are not mine to command. :shocked::eek:

 

 

 

I fear leprechauns.

So I take it that you don't eat Lucky Charms? They're magically delicious you know...

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Oh wow... I'd like someone to teach me how to gang bang... preferrably a female, like perhaps... ah, let's just throw a name like Amy Reid out there.

 

There is the sexiest new girl in the office here. Barely spoken a word to her yet, but everytime she passes my desk rises. She is a f*cking magnet for the eyes.

Does Mrs. Geoffadillo know about this office temptress?

Not this one. Nothing to see here anyway. Apart from a handsome man with an erection.

 

4 minutes until the start of the football and beer and relaxation. Chad and Wes, if you read this I haven't forgotten your tunes but basically it looks like Yousendit is completely unusable for me anymore (sending and receiving) and the last few times I've tried Megaupload my computer's "timed out" and gone to a none-active page. Sorry guys, I hate f*cking you round. :( I'll keep at it.

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Uninteresting day. Watching Law & Order:SVU reruns. :blink:

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This is my first brief taste of the internet today. Been busy as hell.

 

... Trying to keep the women away. Or working. :( You decide.

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This is my first brief taste of the internet today. Been busy as hell.

 

... Trying to keep the women away. Or working. :( You decide.

 

 

What? You're trying to keep the Women away?

Could it be Geoff has switched teams on us? WTF.

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This is my first brief taste of the internet today. Been busy as hell.

 

... Trying to keep the women away. Or working. :( You decide.

 

 

What? You're trying to keep the Women away?

Could it be Geoff has switched teams on us? WTF.

No team switching mate. They were chasing me around my desk at work, rubbing their oiled breasts in my face and also using my face as underpants. It was awesome, but there's a time and a place. My bosses were pretty unimpressed and I need this job to pay the mortgage. :(

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This is my first brief taste of the internet today. Been busy as hell.

 

... Trying to keep the women away. Or working. :( You decide.

 

 

What? You're trying to keep the Women away?

Could it be Geoff has switched teams on us? WTF.

No team switching mate. They were chasing me around my desk at work, rubbing their oiled breasts in my face and also using my face as underpants. It was awesome, but there's a time and a place. My bosses were pretty unimpressed and I need this job to pay the mortgage. :(

 

 

That's one entertaining story cousin.

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