Metal Jay Still At It.

[Geoff]

Everytime I open or post in this thread that big f*ck-off smilie pokes his tongue out at me, as if sending subliminal messages for a split second that he's on the screen. It amuses me.

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I guess you could have worst things poked at you....

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Like lettuce leaves?

[Nick C]

If the lettuce leaves had caterpillars on then there'd be BIG trouble!

[Geoff]

Lettuce not get too carried away mate. If there were bugs within the lettuce I'd hop onto my horse and cabbage and make a quick getaway down the Avenue.

[Nick C]

Here we go again!

 

Look Geoff I'm not going to get into dodgy replies featuring vegetable type double meanings!!

 

I find it CORNy and to tell the truth it aMAIZEs me that you woun't LEAF it alone! I've tried to apPEASe you in the past but no more, it'll wind up with us both in a PICKLE, so stop GERKIN* around.

 

 

See ya later old BEAN.

 

* oooh just ????

[Geoff]

My face has turned a deep shade of beetroot as I carrot compete with that.

[Nick C]

Now now stop it!

[Geoff]

Aren't you being a little iradishional? I'm not necicelery causing any harm am I?

[Blue Charvel]

It hurts my head to read this.

[Geoff]

It hurts my head to read this.

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You must have your stereo on too loud. Maybe you shouldn't turnip up so loud?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay, sorry. Last one. Where's that dead horse (or bull in my case)? I feel like beating something...

[JustJason]

It hurts my head to read this.

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You must have your stereo on too loud. Maybe you shouldn't tunip up so loud?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay, sorry. Last one. Where's that dead horse (or bull in my case)? I feel like beating something...

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So, can I assume there will be no posts like this tomato.

[Geoff]

It hurts my head to read this.

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You must have your stereo on too loud. Maybe you shouldn't tunip up so loud?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay, sorry. Last one. Where's that dead horse (or bull in my case)? I feel like beating something...

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So, can I assume there will be no posts like this tomato.

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Oh shit... no wonder it was a tomato. Of course I hope people know I was meant to say turnip... not tunip. That would have transformed failure into hilarious success.

[Geoff]

It hurts my head to read this.

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You must have your stereo on too loud. Maybe you shouldn't tunip up so loud?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay, sorry. Last one. Where's that dead horse (or bull in my case)? I feel like beating something...

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So, can I assume there will be no posts like this tomato.

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***WARNING! WARNING! TOMATO ALERT***

 

 

 

Okay mate, no more posts like that tomato. It's about time I move onto pumpkin new.

[Doksdad]

Damn. You Beet me to that line.....I should squash you

[Nick C]

I can't believe you keep sprouting on about this there can't be too many veg left to list now, which doesn't leaf mushroom for anyone else to join in !! Jeez I'm off for a leek and then I think I'll brussel up something to eat.

[Doksdad]

I can't believe you keep sprouting on about this there can't be too many veg left to list now, which doesn't leaf mushroom for anyone else to join in !! Jeez I'm off for a leek and then I think I'll brussel up something to eat.

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Damn Nick. You're CORNY

[Blue Charvel]

Don't that just BEET all?

[JustJason]

Can't we all just live in peace and HOMINY?

[Nick C]

That's it I'm outta here!!

[Li§a]

don't worry Nick.... tomato it will all be okra

[Blue Charvel]

don't worry Nick....  tomato it will all be okra

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You'll fit in just fine around here, we've bean waiting for someone like yuzu.

[JustJason]

don't worry Nick....  tomato it will all be okra

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You'll fit in just fine around here, we've bean waiting for someone like yuzu.

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This comment was entirely unApricot.

[Blue Charvel]

Well then, Orange we being critical?

[Li§a]

Don't be too chard on him. It's no fig deal.

[JustJason]

LEMON see if I have this right. You think I am being critical. I BOK CHOY at the accusasion.

[Blue Charvel]

And shallot of good that will do you. Both of you, lime sick and tired of the tuber you ganging up on pea.