What if...

[Jacob M.]

Steel Panther went Christian? Could you imagine the awesomeness that would ensue? If Stryper can go mainstream I don't see why this can't happen.

[heavyharmonies]

So then we'd get songs like "Praying for Pussy" and "Reacharound for Jesus"?

[AlphaMale]

So then we'd get songs like "Praying for Pussy" and "Reacharound for Jesus"?

 

"Crosses and Coochie Hair", "Fuck Like An Angel", "More For Me, Nun For You", "Cuming On The Bible (For Jesus)"

 

[glam_junkie]

"Communion-ity Property"

[AlphaMale]

"Communion-ity Property"

 

Or "Just Like Jesus Christ" instead of Tiger Woods? LOL

[Nightrain]

Thank God for Pussy

[Geoff]

 

So then we'd get songs like "Praying for Pussy" and "Reacharound for Jesus"?

 

"Crosses and Coochie Hair", "Fuck Like An Angel", "More For Me, Nun For You", "Cuming On The Bible (For Jesus)"

 

 

 

I really liked this one.

 

I like this idea, though. It'd be a different concept; to hear a christian band with intelligent lyrics for the first time ever.

[Jacob M.]

They could even get Michael Sweet and Oz Fox to guest on their album.

[Nightrain]

I can't imagine what will happen if they ask the whole church to chant 'G.O.L.D.D.I.G.G.I.N.G.W.H.O.R.E'

must be fun !