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Jacob M.
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:rofl2: Does the device squirt to let you know that the "workout" is over?
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I bet it's good for improving stamina in the bedroom. Hell, if those chicks want to shake something so badly, I've got something they can...never mind.

 

How about saving a little money and do some reverse pushups? those will do a hell of a lot more for the arm flab than that gimmick.

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:lol: Is that serious? That is awesome. I'm always looking to help out the sexy young ladies of the world, and it just so happens that Jesus designed me with a built-in Shake Weight (in my pants) which I'd be happy to lend out if they want to use my one. :)
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OMG !! Some people will just buy ANYTHING !! :loser:

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I saw a great fake commercial for this on SNL, it's prob on youtube by now :)

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