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Yo Mama so fat, when she goes out dancing, and she jumps, she makes the band skip!

 

Yo Mama so fat, when she wore her Malcom X t-shirt, helicoptors would land on her!

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yo mamma so fat, the back of her neck look like a package of hotdogs!!!

 

yo mamma sooooooo dumb...it take her 2 hours to make minute rice

 

yo mamma so skinny, when she stands sideways and stick out her tounge, she look like a zipper!!!

 

yo mamma so ugly, even her shadow wont follow her

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Yo Momma is So Ugly Geoff won't even fuck her

Yo Momma is So Fat She has her own Zip Code

Yo Momma is So dumb that when she was in the army and was orded to

blow up a Jeep she burnt her lips on the muffler

You Momma is so Ugly she has a job at the doctors Office...greeting people

at the Door to make them sick..

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Yo mama's so old, Jesus signed her yearbook

Yo Mama pussy so nappy, she pulled her moo-moo up, and it looked like Dr.J was eating her pussy

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  • 9 months later...

Yo'mama's like Ms. Pac-Man -- give her a quarter and she's ready to swallow!

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Your mamma's so fat she get's her toe nails painted at Earl Shibe.

I'll paint any foot for $119.99!!!!! LOL

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Yo'mama so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud.

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