Pointless Nonsense

[Nick C]

Tonight tonight tonight ... wooooooahhoooooh

[Stefan]

Tonight tonight tonight ... wooooooahhoooooh

 

I'm going down, going down, like a monkey, oh but it's alright....

[Wotty]

B.T. They're fuckin' pointless !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Come on THE TOWN !!!!

[Geoff]

He clasped her hand. "Please let go," she said. So he did. And then the goblins got her.

[Wotty]

Someone cried "Please don't let Luton win their final",but they did,so

 

But who was crying,knowing his smart-arse arrogance had imploded ??

 

Clue :: J..z..........

[aMetalhead1966]

Someone cried "Please don't let Luton win their final",but they did,so

 

But who was crying,knowing his smart-arse arrogance had imploded ??

 

Clue :: J..z..........

C'mon Ian, Tell us how you really feel...

[Geoff]

The two men met atop the mountainside. Without warning, Jez executed a flying reverse roundhouse kick aimed at his head. On the outside it looked as though Ian had not seen it coming, but he had. He grabbed Jez's foot mid-air and brought him down crashing into the dust. Jez recovered quickly, spinning around with a soft jab to the face, which Ian counter-acted with a fist against Jez's ear. The two men held their faces where they'd been hit, frowns on the verge of unwanted tears. This was getting a bit much for them.

 

'Truce?' they said in unison.

 

'Never,' they said in unison, and the fists once again connected with flesh as they fought into the pale hours of light...

[Wotty]

The two men met atop the mountainside. Without warning, Jez executed a flying reverse roundhouse kick aimed at his head. On the outside it looked as though Ian had not seen it coming, but he had. He grabbed Jez's foot mid-air and brought him down crashing into the dust. Jez recovered quickly, spinning around with a soft jab to the face, which Ian counter-acted with a fist against Jez's ear. The two men held their faces where they'd been hit, frowns on the verge of unwanted tears. This was getting a bit much for them.

 

'Truce?' they said in unison.

 

'Never,' they said in unison, and the fists once again connected with flesh as they fought into the pale hours of light...

It's all so lifelike..........

[Jez]

The two men met atop the mountainside. Without warning, Jez executed a flying reverse roundhouse kick aimed at his head. On the outside it looked as though Ian had not seen it coming, but he had. He grabbed Jez's foot mid-air and brought him down crashing into the dust. Jez recovered quickly, spinning around with a soft jab to the face, which Ian counter-acted with a fist against Jez's ear. The two men held their faces where they'd been hit, frowns on the verge of unwanted tears. This was getting a bit much for them.

 

'Truce?' they said in unison.

 

'Never,' they said in unison, and the fists once again connected with flesh as they fought into the pale hours of light...

 

With one more little punch to the face and slightly rounded belly, the travesty was ended once and for all, and finally, with a whimper, the Shite fell, nay tumbled magestically to the depths of footballing hell. YET AGAIN, for 4 years running, an ecstatic Jez triumphed in this immaculate disappointment, failure, wonder you could say and finally, once and for all, laid the infamous tale of 'We really are that shit, joke of a football team' to rest.

 

THE END

[Wotty]

The two men met atop the mountainside. Without warning, Jez executed a flying reverse roundhouse kick aimed at his head. On the outside it looked as though Ian had not seen it coming, but he had. He grabbed Jez's foot mid-air and brought him down crashing into the dust. Jez recovered quickly, spinning around with a soft jab to the face, which Ian counter-acted with a fist against Jez's ear. The two men held their faces where they'd been hit, frowns on the verge of unwanted tears. This was getting a bit much for them.

 

'Truce?' they said in unison.

 

'Never,' they said in unison, and the fists once again connected with flesh as they fought into the pale hours of light...

 

With one more little punch to the face and slightly rounded belly, the travesty was ended once and for all, and finally, with a whimper, the Shite fell, nay tumbled magestically to the depths of footballing hell. YET AGAIN, for 4 years running, an ecstatic Jez triumphed in this immaculate disappointment, failure, wonder you could say and finally, once and for all, laid the infamous tale of 'We really are that shit, joke of a football team' to rest.

 

THE END

He's such a fuckin' scream ain't he ?

[Chris]

Ugh....

[Wotty]

Ugh....

Ugh,Ugh.......

[Faron]

Lower League Football

[Wotty]

Lower League Football

[Jez]

The two men met atop the mountainside. Without warning, Jez executed a flying reverse roundhouse kick aimed at his head. On the outside it looked as though Ian had not seen it coming, but he had. He grabbed Jez's foot mid-air and brought him down crashing into the dust. Jez recovered quickly, spinning around with a soft jab to the face, which Ian counter-acted with a fist against Jez's ear. The two men held their faces where they'd been hit, frowns on the verge of unwanted tears. This was getting a bit much for them.

 

'Truce?' they said in unison.

 

'Never,' they said in unison, and the fists once again connected with flesh as they fought into the pale hours of light...

 

With one more little punch to the face and slightly rounded belly, the travesty was ended once and for all, and finally, with a whimper, the Shite fell, nay tumbled magestically to the depths of footballing hell. YET AGAIN, for 4 years running, an ecstatic Jez triumphed in this immaculate disappointment, failure, wonder you could say and finally, once and for all, laid the infamous tale of 'We really are that shit, joke of a football team' to rest.

 

THE END

He's such a fuckin' scream ain't he ?

 

Don't knock my tales of woe mate - They come true

 

Gone a little quiet have we!!

[Geoff]

The beast emerged from the cave. "Wow, sure is light out here," it said. And it went back into the cave.

[Nick C]

Ratboy is king

[Wotty]

You look forward to watching Bargain Hunt,only to find Cash In The Attic in its place.........

[Wotty]

Sunday morning tv........

[Geoff]

Awaiting the arrival of the CD started to take it's toll on the handsome young man.

[Nick C]

Is there no end to this spaghetti menace?

[Geoff]

Anthony turned the corner and walked down the hallway. He paused, suddenly frightened. Seemingly from nowhere, a "tentacle" slithered over his shoulder and crept it's way up into his nostril. With fear etched on his sweating ballsack of a face he turned around and gasped in horror. Behind him was an approaching bowl of killer spaghetti bolognase. It was no tentacle, it was a strand of spaghetti! "Is there no end to this spaghetti menace?" he yelled as the spaghetti consumed him internally.

[Blue Charvel]

No, it's upside down. Or is that the way it's supposed to be?

[Jimbo]

So...you ARE going to eat that?

[Geoff]

The camel looked into the rear-view mirror. "Do you mind?" he said the hump on his back.