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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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why is Geoff surrounded by fire? Is He in Hell?

 

Geoff only wishes he was as cool as David. :whistle:

Why is his hair the same as mine? Damn you, Hasslehoff!

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heaven&hell Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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why is Geoff surrounded by fire? Is He in Hell?

 

Geoff only wishes he was as cool as David. :whistle:

Why is his hair the same as mine? Damn you, Hasslehoff!

 

Is it because you guys both shop at the same wig shop? :whistle:

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

Geoff

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why is Geoff surrounded by fire? Is He in Hell?

 

Geoff only wishes he was as cool as David. :whistle:

Why is his hair the same as mine? Damn you, Hasslehoff!

 

Is it because you guys both shop at the same wig shop? :whistle:

Possibly, or is it that Hasslehoff is finally acting on his childhood fantasy which was to be me?

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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OK, I'm not sure why my last post is showing up with nothing in it, (can one of the mods delete that one?) but let's try that again:

 

coneheads.jpg

 

"AAAAAHHHH! Human debating and arguing interface! We will enjoy it!"

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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why is Geoff surrounded by fire? Is He in Hell?

Or is it that Geoff is really David Hasslehoff?

Has anybody seen them in the same room together?.... :unsure:

 

:yikes:

A syringe, Ketamine, an empty room and an ambitious plan. That's all I can say about this.

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why is Geoff surrounded by fire? Is He in Hell?

Or is it that Geoff is really David Hasslehoff?

Has anybody seen them in the same room together?.... :unsure:

 

:yikes:

A syringe, Ketamine, an empty room and an ambitious plan. That's all I can say about this.

 

Please don't Hassel the Hoff.

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Nick C 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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why is Geoff surrounded by fire? Is He in Hell?

Or is it that Geoff is really David Hasslehoff?

Has anybody seen them in the same room together?.... :unsure:

 

:yikes:

A syringe, Ketamine, an empty room and an ambitious plan. That's all I can say about this.

 

Please don't Hassel the Hoff.

 

 

Yeah...c'mon give the guy a burger

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

Geoff

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Burger and fries

I don't despise

In fact, I love 'em

Give me a bun

Yum, hun, I'm going to come

Over to your place

We've no time to waste

Cook me dinner in the nude

I'm rude?

Well here's a burger and sausage

It gets bigger the more you massage

Don't blink it's just mayonnaise

You know, like the brand 'Praise'?

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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Superhighways here and there!

Pretty women everywhere!

Brady Bunch and Smokey Bear!

Buildings reaching to the sky!

Afro-Sheen and Apple Pie!

PTA and FBI!!

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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I've just seen a pirate riding a bicycle..

 

There have been reports :whistle:

He's wrapped up in a jolly roger flag... :unsure:

I wish I'd had a jolly roger flag on my bike this morning... might have kept me dry. :(

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Jez Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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I've just seen a pirate riding a bicycle..

 

There have been reports :whistle:

He's wrapped up in a jolly roger flag... :unsure:

I wish I'd had a jolly roger flag on my bike this morning... might have kept me dry. :(

 

Sod the flag - just have a jolly good rodgering on your bike, makes you feel good I tell ya! :headbanger:

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

Geoff

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I've just seen a pirate riding a bicycle..

 

There have been reports :whistle:

He's wrapped up in a jolly roger flag... :unsure:

I wish I'd had a jolly roger flag on my bike this morning... might have kept me dry. :(

 

Sod the flag - just have a jolly good rodgering on your bike, makes you feel good I tell ya! :headbanger:

If that has anything to do with a bike seat and an anus I'd rather keep my distance.

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Jez Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

Jez

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I've just seen a pirate riding a bicycle..

 

There have been reports :whistle:

He's wrapped up in a jolly roger flag... :unsure:

I wish I'd had a jolly roger flag on my bike this morning... might have kept me dry. :(

 

Sod the flag - just have a jolly good rodgering on your bike, makes you feel good I tell ya! :headbanger:

If that has anything to do with a bike seat and an anus I'd rather keep my distance.

 

 

The bike seat yes! and a pretty lady - the rest is up to you ;)

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TIM (2) 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

TIM (2)

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I have been bored at work this morning so I wrote a poem:

 

The clouds are building in the sky

The snow comes down, the clouds roll-by

Young children play out in the street

Fuck me it's cold

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heaven&hell Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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I have been bored at work this morning so I wrote a poem:

 

The clouds are building in the sky

The snow comes down, the clouds roll-by

Young children play out in the street

Fuck me it's cold

 

I love the ending. :tumbsup:

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Jez Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

Jez

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I have been bored at work this morning so I wrote a poem:

 

The clouds are building in the sky

The snow comes down, the clouds roll-by

Young children play out in the street

Fuck me it's cold

 

I love the ending. :tumbsup:

 

Poetry,sheer poetry!! ;)

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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I have been bored at work this morning so I wrote a poem:

 

The clouds are building in the sky

The snow comes down, the clouds roll-by

Young children play out in the street

Fuck me it's cold

 

I love the ending. :tumbsup:

 

Poetry,sheer poetry!! ;)

Robert Frost could do himself a favor and read your prose.. :beerbang:

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