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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

Fat Freddy

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Why is there a monkey on my back?

 

He's after the banana in your shirt pocket.

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

Chris

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Is the man in the mirror me and can I give him a "note to self"?

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Chris

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Light outside, dawn is coming!

Is she hot?

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

Fat Freddy

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Light outside, dawn is coming!

Is she hot?

 

 

Who says he's talking about a Woman? Maybe he's talking about Dawn the dish washing detergent.

 

He better not be talkin' bout my wife... that's her name!!! :angry:

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heaven&hell

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Light outside, dawn is coming!

Is she hot?

 

 

Who says he's talking about a Woman? Maybe he's talking about Dawn the dish washing detergent.

 

He better not be talkin' bout my wife... that's her name!!! :angry:

 

 

Did your wife mention anything about having an Elf loving friend named Nick from the UK?

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

Fat Freddy

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Did your wife mention anything about having an Elf loving friend named Nick from the UK?

 

I dunno. What, do you think I actually LISTEN to her when she talks?? Come on... ;)

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Did your wife mention anything about having an Elf loving friend named Nick from the UK?

 

I dunno. What, do you think I actually LISTEN to her when she talks?? Come on... ;)

 

 

I have the same "selective" hearing problem. :unsure:

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Did your wife mention anything about having an Elf loving friend named Nick from the UK?

 

I dunno. What, do you think I actually LISTEN to her when she talks?? Come on... ;)

 

 

I have the same "selective" hearing problem. :unsure:

Who ever said that was a problem? :whistle:

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Did your wife mention anything about having an Elf loving friend named Nick from the UK?

 

I dunno. What, do you think I actually LISTEN to her when she talks?? Come on... ;)

 

 

I have the same "selective" hearing problem. :unsure:

Who ever said that was a problem? :whistle:

 

 

My wife, all of my ex-girlfriends, my sisters, my mother, and every female friend I've ever had. <_<

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Did your wife mention anything about having an Elf loving friend named Nick from the UK?

 

I dunno. What, do you think I actually LISTEN to her when she talks?? Come on... ;)

 

 

I have the same "selective" hearing problem. :unsure:

Who ever said that was a problem? :whistle:

 

 

My wife, all of my ex-girlfriends, my sisters, my mother, and every female friend I've ever had. <_<

Oh all my exes and female friends told me the same thing. They're just jealous that they don't have that special power.

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heaven&hell

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Did your wife mention anything about having an Elf loving friend named Nick from the UK?

 

I dunno. What, do you think I actually LISTEN to her when she talks?? Come on... ;)

 

 

I have the same "selective" hearing problem. :unsure:

Who ever said that was a problem? :whistle:

 

 

My wife, all of my ex-girlfriends, my sisters, my mother, and every female friend I've ever had. <_<

Oh all my exes and female friends told me the same thing. They're just jealous that they don't have that special power.

 

 

It's a special power huh?

Well if that's the case maybe I should try out for the new Stan Lee series "You want to be a superhero" on Scifi channel.

 

I could be "Selective Hearing Dude". My power would be everytime someones in trouble and asking for help I would just use my "selective" hearing and ignore them. I'm gonna be so famous.

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Did your wife mention anything about having an Elf loving friend named Nick from the UK?

 

I dunno. What, do you think I actually LISTEN to her when she talks?? Come on... ;)

 

 

I have the same "selective" hearing problem. :unsure:

Who ever said that was a problem? :whistle:

 

 

My wife, all of my ex-girlfriends, my sisters, my mother, and every female friend I've ever had. <_<

Oh all my exes and female friends told me the same thing. They're just jealous that they don't have that special power.

 

 

It's a special power huh?

Well if that's the case maybe I should try out for the new Stan Lee series "You want to be a superhero" on Scifi channel.

 

I could be "Selective Hearing Dude". My power would be everytime someones in trouble and asking for help I would just use my "selective" hearing and ignore them. I'm gonna be so famous.

What I couldn't hear you? :nyanya:

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heaven&hell

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Did your wife mention anything about having an Elf loving friend named Nick from the UK?

 

I dunno. What, do you think I actually LISTEN to her when she talks?? Come on... ;)

 

 

I have the same "selective" hearing problem. :unsure:

Who ever said that was a problem? :whistle:

 

 

My wife, all of my ex-girlfriends, my sisters, my mother, and every female friend I've ever had. <_<

Oh all my exes and female friends told me the same thing. They're just jealous that they don't have that special power.

 

 

It's a special power huh?

Well if that's the case maybe I should try out for the new Stan Lee series "You want to be a superhero" on Scifi channel.

 

I could be "Selective Hearing Dude". My power would be everytime someones in trouble and asking for help I would just use my "selective" hearing and ignore them. I'm gonna be so famous.

What I couldn't hear you? :nyanya:

 

 

Well your lucky I can read because I didn't hear you either. :whistle:

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

Chris

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Hi my name is Chris and I have selective hearing.

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

Fat Freddy

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Hi my name is Chris and I have selective hearing.

 

I'm sorry, what did you say? I wasn't listening :lol:

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Hi my name is Chris and I have selective hearing.

 

I'm sorry, what did you say? I wasn't listening :lol:

I saw this but I selectively decided not to hear it... :whistle:

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Hi my name is Chris and I have selective hearing.

 

I'm sorry, what did you say? I wasn't listening :lol:

I saw this but I selectively decided not to hear it... :whistle:

 

 

I've chosen not to listen to either one of you.

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

Fat Freddy

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Hi my name is Chris and I have selective hearing.

 

I'm sorry, what did you say? I wasn't listening :lol:

I saw this but I selectively decided not to hear it... :whistle:

 

 

I've chosen not to listen to either one of you.

 

Ryche, did you hear something?? Nah, didn't think so. :lol:

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