Jez Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 65 000 euros..... Very cheap! For the debut Little Caesar album? Are you serious? 4 pence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 What's up dawg ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick C Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Lonely house on a hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 The ghost floated through the house. 'Boo,' it said. The ghost then floated through the wall, and got stuck. And couldn't move. Forever. It was stuck for the rest of time. 'Boo-hoo,' it said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widda Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 the city pool is awash in hairy backs, boobs of all shapes sizes and materials....and interesting tattoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 "Take me to your leader!" he ordered. So Tommy took Trent to his mother. "Hi Tommy's Mother!" he said. Tommy's mother squirmed awkwardly and shot Trent in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heaven&hell Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Liquor before beer your in the clear. Beer before liquor never sicker. Beer, liquor, beer, liquor, beer, liquor, beer, liquor(repeat this over and over and over) = HUNGOVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharatan Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 bad day if your name starts with jari-matti and ends with latvala.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Oh dear............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Geoff Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Please, hand me that bag. lol. See what I did? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick C Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Well done Geoff...I suppose. Bit of a baghanded compliment there!....lol...see How I twisted it all as well....I love handbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 lol. zomg, so love what you did there. Let's shop together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Accrington Stanley !!!!!!!!!! Who are they ? Exactly..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 The nostrils breathed in the atmosphere and the donkey praised Jesus for coming to make him tea. 'But damn, fool,' he said. 'You forgot to put the second sugar in dat shit. Jesus, fetch me another sugar you slack-jawed son-of-a-bitch!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted July 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Congratulations......You've found the "A-team".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 The snow fell. "Hey, Jonesy, you see that? The snow's falling." And Jonesy saw it. He saw the snow falling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 The octopus shrieked with delight, and why wouldn't he? He had known that the jellyfish had eyes for him for quite some time now. If only he had had the foresight to buy 4 pair of those sandals. Lumbering up to the shelf he asked the widow Springer if there was any chance for rain. You live in the ocean deary, she quipped and walked away. The octopus squinted and watched her leave as if through a cloud of ink. Delightful lady, if not a little daft, he thought. It was time to move on. He would miss his little home and his friend the seahorse, but it was a right of passage. He must make this journey alone. Only then would he be looked on as an adult. If he thought about it to much it frightened him. Who was he kidding? It terrified him. He wanted to scream out. He wanted to run into his mothers eight arms. She would protect him, but if he did that, he would always be "mommy's little octopussy". Visions of times gone by flooded his thoughts, or was that the tide? He remembered the taunting. The bullying. Sharks were bastards he thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 I never did have much tolerance for the trees that grew from my nostrils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heaven&hell Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Maybe the greatest movie ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 You call that a lake? This is a lake! Whoops, my mistake. It's actually a river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted July 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 And hey......Let's be careful out there......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharatan Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick C Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Transylvania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted July 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 But good old blue.....He took the "Milky Way" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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