Geoff

July For Kings -'Monochrome' ; I believe the vocalist did a solo album a few years ago and I'm guessing it sounded like this. Very singer/songwriter-ish and not really reminiscent of the good, solid modern rock band that delivered 'Swim' back in 2003. Not bad, just average.

July For Kings - 'Monochrome' ; wow, what a disappointment.

Im lovin that tune now....kicks major arse. I knew you'd come around. In all honesty, if you wrote the musical blueprint for the verses to the perfect melodic hard rock song you couldn't do much better than 'Hell's on fire'. Just stunning, imo, and what I hope for from music everytime I put a new CD in the player.

Steadlur - 'Everything is nothing'; good solid stuff.

Yeah, there is a definite theme to the album which may not be for all, but I personally do not tire of it. As Glen said, one of his least favourite songs is 'Hell's On Fire' because it isn't as messed up as the rest and he was disappointed. It's one of my personal faves because lyrics aside it's one of the album's best tunes, imo, but I too like hearing the real rawkus lyrics. Anyway, I still don't think there are any more songs about licking balls than there are love/girl/relationship songs on your average rock CD. There is no doubt that people can take easy potshots at this, but if you reverse every negative comment around you can probably say the same thing about anyone here's favourite bands. PS. Glad to see 'Turn out the lights' mentioned too. When it drops into that 'Turn out the lights, before you suck my dick, someone beat you with an ugly stick...' it is a tirade of f*ckling hilarity!

Loves me some McCammon. My fave book of his is "Boys Life." I'm still reading that one... from June of last year.

Please do. If you do I will start communicating via my slave swordfish.

lol. zomg, so love what you did there. Let's shop together.

What about polar bears? You see them often?

I've never actually seen a castle. I've seen a few caves. And some bats. No often, but every now and then.

'Tragedy' - 7th Heaven

Can I get a huge FUCK YEAH! Nicely said. I agree with you and Tim (2), though, and probably everyone else "proper" in the world. He's died, yes it was sad. But it's time for the c*nt media to f*ck off and move on. It is sad and has been said in jest, but I do feel kind of bad for Farrah Fawcett that her death and any dedications to her life have been completely shoved aside because of the circus that is the aftermath of MJ's death.

30C at Wimbeldon today - you lucky fuckers.

Please, hand me that bag. lol. See what I did? lol.

I miss reading.

And by the way, if singing about wrapping your penis up to look like a sushi roll in order to entice asian blowjobs is not the work of pure genius, fuck me if I know what is.

Okay, it has to be done. Here are some random Fair Warning lyrics from 'I Fight' (pick any others if this isn't a good example): Looking for another way Trouble's down the street The sky's on fire - I'm moving on I got to face the heat I fight - when silence breaks at night I fight - no mercy in these eyes And if my love is strong enough, I got to break this pride - I fight - I fight... Aside from there being more words, how is that honestly any more well crafted than what Steel Panther have done? If anything, I would yawn and drift off listening to stuff like this, but no one can say that 'Asian Hooker' does not kick your ass. I just think you guys are being way too critical whilst not really having any ammunition. No, their lyrics are not genius (though they're the ones I've been most impressed with in a long while because they go where others don't), but again... what is that you listen to? Nothing. We just have to accept that Steel Panther have written some different to the norm lyrics that the soft at skin seem disappointed with, but for those with a good sense of humour and a desire for excellent songs they're a godsend.

Yes. Yes it does.

Happy birthday Rob. Don't you dare not party!!

7th Heaven - 'USA/UK'

Had this for a few months now as part of the HUGE haul I had from the secondspin sales, but this seems to be the pick of the bunch. If not the pick, close to the top. Great disc with so many awesome tracks. Songs: 1. Cassiopeia - 0:59 2. The Violent Things - 3:21 3. A Pacific Romance - 3:13 4. Kiss So Hard - 2:56 5. Girl Next Door - 4:00 6. Standing Here - 3:48 7. Our Summer In Illinois - 3:36 8. Made For TV - 3:48 9. Don't Forget To Write - 3:38 10. Chasing Lights - 4:01 11. Starlight Drive - 4:22 12. Vela To Norma - 5:52 Check them out here: http://www.myspace.com/lastwinter Pick up one of these in the next no-cost shipping Secondspin sales: http://www.secondspin.com/search.jsp?page=...2&image.y=9

Bless you? What kind of f*cked up wor- oh, yeah. Uh... thanks mate. "Booiooiiahwahahhhh." That was me playing the didgeridoo... fyi.

Who can honestly say they wouldn't fuckin welcome it?

A lot of fillers on this one, but at least 3 super fantastic songs. Shame they aren't more consistent.

"Take me to your leader!" he ordered. So Tommy took Trent to his mother. "Hi Tommy's Mother!" he said. Tommy's mother squirmed awkwardly and shot Trent in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun.